I had five orgasms in a row today without involving my peeing thing, just nipples and butt and I'm so excited I am going to tell you all about it. I bumped my left hip, possibly bruised left kidney and my butt and knees are still sore a little but at least I don't need to use my stupid thing anymore that makes up for disappointing orgasms anyway, even on HRT.
I did it in a bathtub just to be safe, turned the shower on so that the neighbors don't hear me but they probably did since I couldn't stop my muted whimpering and labored breathing. Maybe they thought someone was dying there and I was lmao. I got into the right mood by letting the lukewarm stream of water massage my big puffy nipples which helped me to "open up." First one finger carefully slipped inside me, then two, until I was fucking four fingers at a steady speed. Changing speed, tempo or imitating thrusts of a cock made it even more enjoyable. I tried so many positions including doggie but my favorite one was with my legs put almost behind my head although I couldn't get my fingers far inside me like I wanted to. I got so crazy that I almost fucked my fist which felt like my body is being tickled from inside and I noticed my girltumor was leaking af.
At some point I thought I was going to pass out, convulsions took over my body, my legs were useless and shaking I couldn't keep them still even an hour later when I got up and washed myself. I had to take a nap afterwards because my body felt so weak I could only stare at a dumb ceiling with an absent look on my face---
g00d 4 u
next time immolate yourself
Congrats buddy you want a fucking cookie?
>>5176726
How puffy?
>>5176726
>things that never happened: the thread
2lewd4me
>>5176726
Get a load of this stupid new faggot's blog post.
Hey shit lord, there is already a thread on this board dedicated to anal orgasms. You're not special. You suck. Lurk more.
>>5176726
I liked your post ;-;
>>5176726
I just have one question. Male or female?
>>5176726
Whenever I use my fingers it just hurts my fingers, they get squeezed together so much. My butt feels amazing but my fingers are too bony I guess, which is weird cause the rest of me is fat. Hopefully not for long but, ya know, it takes a while to lose the weight. What was I talking about? Oh yea, anal. I wish I had a dildo. My parents (I'm 18, don't worry) are super conservative so I barely have time ever to do it at all, but still. I love my tight ass squeezing as hard as possible. Never had multiple orgasms though