There's too many shit threads up right now. Let's have some fun.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Claim your super power. If your post number is even you're a superhero. If it's odd you're a supervillian.
How do you use your super power to fight for the homo agenda, legbutts?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Combat
Let's see. Also, someone should post the templates with the people so we can design costumes.
Can I propose we rerool all meta powers and omnipotences?
sweeet! does that mean i never have to paint my nails again because i ccan just think them into an new colour?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryokinetic_Claws
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Transferal
I guess I'm martial arts now.
>>5169530
typical woman, sucking the life from people
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Resurrection
c-can i bring him back? ;_;
>>5169545
yes but you're a supervillian so it comes at the price of a thousand innocent lives
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Weapon_Proficiency
>fight with a bus sized dildong
my body is ready
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subliminal_Seduction
I infiltrate, spy and assassinate key targets by using my super power of being sexy as fuck. Everyone is gay for me.
>>5169514
Claiming phase through matter super power. Btw those powers are so lame, the formatting for that site sucks ass too. I hope I'm a super villian.
>>5169565
so basically, you can fuck anyone you want.
oh i see how it is. everyone else gets really cool super powers and i get fucking ice nails. ICE FUCKING NAILS. wtf am i going to do with nails that are made of ice? become cocktail waitress? wtf
>>5169562
>yes but you're a supervillian so it comes at the price of a thousand innocent lives
fuckin worth it desu
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Damage_Distribution
I'd just troll people until they physically attack me and then laugh at their impotence.
>>5169645
ah yes!! but what can you do against ICE NAILS!!!!!!!
>>5169654
Probably.
>User can distribute any damage received
>any damage
>any
Sorry bro.
>>5169680
B-but muh ice nails bro. they are made of ice, surely the most best power of all time though.
I'll make you a drink, and then...ill just make the icecube so big you can drink the drink!!! HAHAHAH then youll learn who the real power is in this world!!
WAHAHAHAH...ice nails.
>>5169514
I can make power masks... Not the worst I guess
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mask_Power
>>5169746
wow, i thought ice nails was a shitty power....but masks. i mean.....thats kind of terrible.
we can start a super powered group of people who have powers that are so fucking shit, that having them is pointless.
>>5169746
i guess trick or treating will be pretty easy then from now on.
>>5169757
But at least I can be edgy like Ichigo or something... Nah, my power is shit.
Although I could probably throw the masks pretty hard
>>5169769
dont worry ill make you a drink and use my ice nails to make ice cubes.
we can get drunk and cry about how shitty our lives are togther.
>>5169746
At least you can cheap out on Halloween and still look cool.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elastic_Jaws
Vore porn career, here I come
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wish_Granting_Empowerment
I can be enough of a cunt with this.
>>5169769
Just go Bionicle X Dio Brando and you win.
>>5169514
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Underworld_Lordship
i'll promise immortality through undeath to anyone who gets fucked in the butt. anyone who refuses will be made a skeletal slave.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technomorphism
yes, I'd really like this power actually.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chess_Empowerment
Use my super-strength to be the hottest power-domme for every qt femme sub I can find
>>Lava Breath
>>Lust Constructs
Here, guys - design your costume.
>>5169514
I find it ironic that I as a Jew got this on random
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cross_Manipulation
>>5169545
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Life_Inducement
I am a better version of you.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pleasure_Manipulation
ehm, that's too obvious t b h
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/God_Mode
Git fucked. My first commandment is, this is now a T only board
>>5169514
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Data_Manipulation
IDK senpai.
Hero:Infiltrate the deep web and dark web to end child trafficking and pedo rings
Villian: Become the Depp Drk sp00k web muahahaha
>>5171097
>The user is able to enter a state which causes the user to be unstoppable in physical combats and nearly unstoppable in a battle with capabilities that surpass the limits of fighting. Due to this power the user may be resisted to virtually resistant to any physical attacks.
I don't think it does what you think it does.
>>5171151
>The ability to possess limitless god-like cosmic abilities, skills, and traits.
>limitless
So basically I can supposedly defeat anyone on this thread. Seems good enough
>>5169514
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Video-Game_Mimicry
Fuuu, damn cool power. I can essentially claim anything from any video game ever. I'd constantly claim Ekko from League. Time powers best powers.
>>5169514
>Chemical-Based Powers
Feeling pretty good
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Urban_Empowerment
well this just kinda sucks... does that mean if i'm away from a city i'm useless or some shit? these powers are shit...
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Charging
I can blow up anything!
excsssssssssssssselent desssssssssssssssu
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slithering
Weapon Empowerment
Probably just start taking out whoever opposed same sex marriage, probably starting with Westboro.
Rollin for villain araa~
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sin_Manipulation
>Sin manipulation
SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT !!
>>5169514
Damn, I would like to be the slave for that blonde guy.
well i guess i'm a buff sloot.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Generation
>>5169514
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parasite_Physiology
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Ball_Projection
Jeeze that's lame.
>>5169514
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inner_Beast
Could be interesting.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primordial_Entity_Physiology
jesus christ i have to fucking idea how i would use my power. i barely understand it. probably just enslave all sapient things and destroy everything i don't like. make my straight crush from college suck my dick. will be fun.
>>5171134
tfw 4chan auto-tanslates F-A-M to senpai
Thanks, Senpai
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernaturally_Dense_Tissue
...well shit, this might make top surgery really fucking difficult.
>>5172217
Welp, guess it's time to go juggernaut my ass through some abortion clinic protester lines. Who needs grisly body part POSTERS when you can make your own diorama OF REAL FLESH???
Someone find me a list of douchebags to cannonball onto from great heights, this is gonna be gr8
>>5169514
>Life-Force Absorption
But I love cuddling so very much...
>>5169514
>Jolt Inducement
Bring it senpai
>>5175663
>senpai
I thought the filter would only last a day
>>5170984
you're not jewish though
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyber_Transcendence
I AM THE 4CHAN.
>>5171097
Who's on the "god mode" now?
I'd create an army of loyal masc gay men and hide away never to be heard from again.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sapient_Race_Creation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Soul
Fuck, the furfags are going to be all over me :'(
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien-Beast_Manipulation
I use it to get all the transgendereds to stop ruining /lgbt/
>>5169514
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Accuracy
I'm gonna use this power to penetrate some anuses with 100% accuracy.
I wonder if people can avoid my penis with this power without super reflexes, like someone casually walking down the street gets some anal fun from me, they can't react since my penis is already inside them.
Also according to the wiki i react faster too, so unless i'm against a hero/villain they can't even touch me. My hero/villain name would be "therapist".
>pic related
I would wear pants with zippers and shoot arrow shaped penises.
>>5169514
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light-Darkness_Spike_Projection
Boring as fuck, hope i'm a villain because a hero would not go far with this.
>>5170799
You can be The wishmaster.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mathematics_Manipulation
>yfw 2 + 2 = 5
>>5169514
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energetic_Pressure
Soooo... Im a top, I think.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meteor_Summoning
Well, I don't know what I'm gonna do with this once the novelty wears off.
>>5169514
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Geokinetic_Creature_Creation
If hero, use my creations as sentinels for my area. If villain make a huge one and have it stomp on people, maybe uproot plants and have it attach more rocks to itself.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Heart
>tfw dragonkin
>>5169514
GUYS
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Orientation_Manipulation
GUYS LOOK
AHAHAHAHHA