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Would you date a guy with small calves?
p-pls respond ;~;
>>5457271
first for turning the party
who is the #1 fem poster
small calves are cute. skinny guys are cute
https://youtu.be/NjTvcv5ECZQ?t=1h6m1s
Joe rogan and Brian callen discuss his story of kissing a tranny
>some dude pretending to be a girl
TRANNIES BTFO
KYS TBQH FAMIGILIA NGL BAKA
isnt joe rogan that shitty mma turned shitty comedian turned basement podcaster?
pretty sure the only thing btfo is his bank account paying people to make small talk with him
>>5455582
Isnt he super rich?
He is a billionaire making money being transphobic and BTFO tran-tran(trannies)
All jokes aside, these guys are manly men who hate fags and hate men that pretend to be girls... i would watch out
Earlier in the podcast there is a story of an army vet killing a tranny-hooker... shit was so cash
>>5455568
>mfw I've been in that tranny's shoes before
>mfw when the guy even looked like the guys in the OP vid
>mfw the guy got flipped out on me (but didn't get violent thank god)
>mfw he started calling me a dude and telling me how fucked up I am
>mfw I felt like shit for my body and for deceiving him
It wasn't even my fault. I was sitting...
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why are so many transgender people bisexuals?
>>5454905
Because they pretend to be attracted to men because they want to fit in with their stereotypical gender role.
>>5454905
I don't know
I was straight for a pretty long time, I only ever had interest in men.. but recently that's changing ever so slightly. I still don't like vaginas, I'll cringe at one the way a straight man would at a cock, but still, women seem less scary? I don't feel the same ever since my SRS
I feel like it's easier, when you only date women as a trans person your pool can be pretty small same with dating only men. Might as well add those two small pools together to have a slightly bigger one.
I don't particularly know if being Trans has anything to do with it, I knew I was bisexual way before I knew I was trans. being socialized as both sexes in one lifetime giving a broader understanding / more empathy to both because of that, which opens up more romantic partners may have something to do with it. But who knows honestly.
I think I just witnessed a lesbian chaser on okcupid. I never experienced a girl being that straightforward about sex. She sent me really naughty pics of herself and started dirty talk immediately while masturbating. I was like wtf and then when my autism showed she said that it's 'offensive' that I'm not aroused.
I also thought it was a guy posing as a girl but it wouldn't make much sense and we made a timestamp so I wonder if this is real.
I mean on dating sites it's 99% guys hitting on me and the few girls I met never were even...
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>>5451676
so what's wrong?
>>5451725
I think it's a guy posing as a lesbian I mean it's too good to be true
>>5452756
Even if it is? So what?
>mom's friend came over for the holidays
>she brought her son with her
>hes like 16 years old
>6'4, probably like 180lbs, thick as fuck, dem thighs and glutes
>feel like a perv everytime I look at him
I'm 21 but I feel like such a gross old pervert so I avoided him as much as possible. We talked for a while and he said he's never had a gf before
pls help
Sounds more like the kid needs help for being so overweight
Allowing your child to become overweight is truly one of the worst types of abuse
>>5451471
>Implying a BMI of 22 is overweight
OP might be off by a bit, since he's a faggot, but still
Any rough guide?
I want to smash every mirror in existence. What drugs will help me cope?
>>5458289
methyl alcohol
makes you blind
>>5458372
That sounds like a bad idea senpai.
ketamine
Tell me about your straight friend
He has pale-ish skin. Short blonde hair and blue eyes. Taller than me but not too much. Much stronger than me. Has very thick arms and legs and is generally "thick" (he used to be a rower). He's pretty shy and quiet, however really really smart (and I don't mean that phony "neet smarts" I'm talking quantum physics and shit). He is also really good at drawing, knows a lot about painting and cinema. He is sooo adorable when he eats. Usually gets pretty messy when he eats. Is a right wing nationalist but not a stormcuck. Dresses like a man should...
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Blew up in a boiler explosion 2 years ago.
Turns out they were gay
Best friend/drinking/vidya buddy, bear, has a kid with a super awesome girl, has a huge dick
Had a guys night on Wednesday, his gf was out of town, we drank, played ps4, smoked. He started getting touchy with me, ignored it. He is getting more adventurous throughout the night, squeezing my dick through my underwear (for some reason we always end up in our undies on guys night). He's a cool guy, can be sexy when he wants to be, but I ain't into him like that, and am especially not a home wrecker.
Anyway, it culminates to him being on top of me, pretty...
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The last few attempts at a relationship have ended in failure so I'm ending up even more lonely and desperate.
Current guy im talking to was really nice, we had a lot of fun the first few dates, connected sexually, and just was really nice.
Now a days I don't even get more than a text every other day and he's canceled the last 3 times we tried to hang out, citing family issues (no details either just "issues")
I know it's Christmas time and people are busy, but am I paranoid and he just wants to cut it off without being an ass,...
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>>5456312
I think it's pretty likely, that he does have some family issues at the time. Christmas is about the time that stuff occurs at. Tell him, that he can talk to you about it if he wants to, maybe he does.
Otherwhise it's a good idea to leave him alone with that considering you don't seem to have a close relationship yet.
If it goes on like that in the new year, call him out on it. Maybe be a bit playful about it, so that you don't seem needy.
>>5456329
I did ask if his parents would be an issue, because I am not 16 anymore and I don't like dealing with guys who aren't out or have to hide their romance from their parents. he said it wouldn't be, yet here we are.
He said he wanted to do something really nice for my birthday, which is on New Years, so I'm giving him a little space just in case, but I don't have my hopes up anymore.
You're right that I shouldn't come off as needy, but I've had this same shit happen...
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>>5456364
It's more likely, that he has stress with his family, that doesn't invovle you in any way.
new years is coming up
how will you celebrate the evening
will you start the year with a kiss?
prev. thread: >>5452981
>>5455139
>how will you celebrate the evening
Alone.
will you start the year with a kiss
Yes.
So essentially, after giving it a bit of thought, I'm not a trans-woman nor do I wish to have my body made to be that of a female. I've reasoned out that what I want to be is basically a really girly, feminine guy. I'm not sure how to go about that though in my current situation living under my parents roof and being in an area where these things aren't very well tolerated.
I really don't know how I can express these feelings because I don't have any girly clothes, I have tried shaving but I don't know how shave all my crotch hair and...
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give it a year and you'll want to be a girl in no time
>>5454777
I mean, there is always that possibility but I was kind of hoping for something that would be a bit more helpful at the moment.
But hey, like I said you might be right.
Wait until you move out OP. Better to have less self expression than to be homeless.
Here's a NSFW album full of SRS pics: http://imgur.com/a/SAxGA
Will you get SRS? Who's the best surgeon? Any news to be excited about? Gneral questions that need answers?
I just got a date with suporn. I havn't done much but i can try and answer any questions.
Don't forget your two lil buddies.
I want to, but I'm so terrified of a doctor fucking it up and making it look like some fucked up nightmare, instead of a vag ;-;
This shit looks terrible...better to stay with dick
This little fucker right here. Yeah, this one.
He wont come out of the closet. He's in his mid 20's and he's still in the closet. And it's pissing me off.
He's the gayest gay gaybo homotronic gaylord you've ever met. Gay with a capital pink gay G. Gayest of the gays. The Queen Gay, this little fucker.
It took me a while to figure out why it was pissing me off. I wouldn't care if he didn't actually identify as gay, but I demand he acknowledge his love of dick, this gay fucker.
At first, I thought maybe it was...
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>>5454455
He's gay?
k
wot
I found out a few years ago that the prostate is a very delicate organ, and as a rule of thumb you shouldn't apply to it any more pressure that you would do an eyeball.
So when I read that it was tfw been doing it wrong for years :|
That's why I try to bring it up every time I think someone may hear that would benefit from the information.
Of course this basically refers to self stimulation since I don't think you can do much to control what happens when being fucked (except not going very deep but really, who would do that?)
That's all.
>>5454327
that explains why my asshole is bleeding so much right now.
thanks OP
>>5454327
>>5454389
tfw numb ass means you don't feel anything unless you're bleeding
>>5454327
You mean I can make someone's prostate pop like an eyeball?
New fetish adquired.
Hey /LGBT
I've never been here b4, I mostly spend my time on /b
Anyway, my wife and I have a 2 yr old adopted son, we are also making plans to adopt a 2nd child in the next yr 1/2. We live in a rural American town so we are the only lesbian couple here, we have no real outlet to discuss with other couples about raising children. We've been trying are hardest and I think we have been the best mothers we can be so far. Our son is relatively well mannered compared to the other kids at his daycare, but he is getting close to an age where he will realise that his...
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>>5454251
Become a man
>>5454251
I beg you for the love of god dont get him into tranny stuff. I had a friend who had lesbian parents and got him into it and he wound up dead at 16. So please dont do it. Sorry for being pushy but it isnt worth it.
Also aside from that I would say just try to keep him involved in activities and keep him socialized. Also try out sports.
Aside from that I cant offer much support.
>>5454278
Haha, don't worry, We are not tumblr lesbo,
Why don't you support Israel /lgbt/?
http://www.newnownext.com/gay-iranian-finds-asylum-in-israel-i-fell-in-love-with-it/12/2015/
>>5453485
Because half of /pol/ is /lgbt/ you twit
>>5453485
Synagogue of Satan. Plus, those assholes ruined Germany.
>>5453485
I support Israel's right to exist. But I don't support everything their government does, nor do I support them holding so much power in regards to Western politics.
