By using only what you and 3 other fags can carry.
>how would you kill a tarrasque?
Said tarrasque has No plot armor, the trick is to kill it before it burrows but note its takes some time to dig - specially if it is missing a limb or something. It has no earthbind aura but can take the super leaps.
>>30647353
Summon a tarrasque of your own.
>>30647353
a million nugget bullets
One fag has a .460 Weatherby Magnum Rifle, another has a 45-70 Lever Gat. We should have someone with an AT-4 or something along those lines. And lastly the last fag brings only spices with him and will be a sacrifice if things go South.
>>30647378
this
>>30647353
Chemical weapons.
Watch it squirm while it dies from the inside out and his nervous system shuts down.
>>30647353
personal nuclear are rockets best, thermobaric warheads, dioxygen diflouride warheads, HEAT warheads, and even sabots / self forging penetrators would fuck it up
>>30647558
this is the second best answer after nukes
>>30647558
That won't work for a series of reasons, such as its regen, resistence and sheer size.
>>30647562
But would it fuck it up permanetly? remember the healing factor.
Just send one fag in with a nuclear warhead in his hand. After he gets eaten, one of the other guys activates the nuke. GG
I eat a only beans, taco bell, MREs, and Brussel sprouts for 4 weeks before the battle. I hold in every shit I may need to take. on the day of the battle I eat 6 pounds of laxatives. I valiantly sacrifice myself and when in his mouth, let loose.
>>30647353
>By using only what you and 3 other fags can carry.
He doesn't carry three fags, GET GUD SKRUB.
>>30647353
Assuming a 7.62mm rifle does similar damage to a medium crossbow and a standard combat round lasts roughly 6 seconds, a machine gun firing 1200 rounds per minute should deal an average 120d6 damage per round or about 420HP.
D&D monsters really aren't designed with modern firearms in mind.
>>30647693
You know a crossbow bolt will penetrate far more than a bullet right? You probably meant piercing rounds but the point still stands.
>>30647719
>'t designed with modern firearms in mind.
I would like to see a crossbow go through 15mm of steel at 50 meters, something a 7.62mm can do quite easily
>>30647789
>crossbow doesn't go through 15mm of steel at 50 meters
What kind of shitty crossbow you using?
What about an Atropal?
>>30647353
Make it someone else's problem.
>>30648612
Not scary enough
>>30648612
This is actually the best idea in the thread.
>>30647693
>MG42
>7.62
Senpai, you dun goofed.
A good guy with a tarrasque
>>30647353
This hunting key for calibers should aid you in your answer
>>30647353
Chlorine Triflouride + White phosphorus
It digging underground will only add fuel to the flames
>>30650249
Worth noting, Tarrasque has DR (damage reduction) 15/Epic, meaning you need an epic weapon to even do full damage to the bastard.
Though, any gun that fires 75mm, is probably epic in of itself.
>>30650332
Immune to Fire.
>>30650394
>meaning you need an epic weapon to even do full damage to the bastard
What class do you think this old lady is?
>>30647353
I thought there was only THE Tarrasque.
>>30650403
it's meant to burn up the oxygen, you can't regenerate suffocation damage.
>>30650403
Chlorine triflouride lights everything on fire. It also gives off chlorine gas, hydroflouric acid, Hydrochloric acid, and much more on contact with air.
Use bait to lure it into Ohio, When it realizes it's in Ohio it will kill itself in despair.
>>30647353
Which version of the tarrasque?
>>30650511
4th
>>30650428
In a typical fantasy setting?
"Rocks fall, you die" damage. Definitely.
>>30650428
+20 jiggle damage
>>30648756
You should have seen the /tg/ thread they come from.
Well, no doubt I'm in the position of a 2nd lt in this situation with a single weapons platoon under my command. My first action is to consult my platoon sergeant, no doubt a staff sergeant of about 10+ years of experience and probably has killed men over orange drink mixes out of MRE's. I ask him what tactical means, along with the most sensible course of action which I'll promptly disregard.
I send up my mortar section 100 yards too close to the target and tell them they can't fire unless I give a formal fire control order. I then tell the squad leader for the machine gun section, a fairly disgruntaled lance corporal of 3 and a half years, who has probably swabbed his cock inside my cover and coffee cup, to advance and set up in the opposite direction, because I somehow can't use a compass or DAGR.
>>30647353
Colony Drop
>>30650499
Severely underrated post.
>>30647353
well, if mgg taught me anything, you fuck her.
>>30652063
>her
>>30652089
>not knowing what mgg is
wow senpai it's like you fuck women
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1858672?tags=tarrasque
>>30652105
I know what it is, and the tarrasque isn't in it, and it isn't a girl.
>>30647353
Become an Ork, somehow capture it, and convert it into a weapon of mass destruction.
Multiple NTW-20 firing 20x110mm T9E5 (AP) would fuck up a tarrasque in short order.
>>30652125
except for the tarrasque girl I just linked you stupid fucking twat
>>30647353
You literally can't. To kill a tarrasque permanently, you need to banish it to another fucking plane of existence AFTER literally pulverizing it to dust, otherwise it will just regenerate or fall back into a slumber for a few decades and reawaken later.
>>30652236
You linked a tarrasque guy you retard.
>>30650403
I don't think you comprehend what Chlorine Triflouride is.
>>30652289
I...
I don't even have words to describe how bafflingly stupid you are. *Please* don't reproduce.
>>30652346
I...
I don't even have words to describe how you have no real response.
>>30652360
she has BREASTS and a VAGINA both of which are CLEARLY visible.
Can you count your iq on one hand or something?
>>30652384
>she has BREASTS
There certainly are breasts
>and a VAGINA
No. There is no Vagina. That's a dude, bro. You are just trying to make up excuses so you don't have to admit you fap to traps.
>>30652405
Oh I see now. Happy trolling.
>>30652445
You're doing enough for both of us.
>>30647577
If you kept pumping it with chemicals, it would be continuously paralyzed, which is a lot better than repeatedly having to blow it up.
>>30647353
Though, for real, just getting a line of 120 mms plinking at it every time it gets feisty works just fine from a mechanics perspective; 10d12 damage a shot will bring that thing down for minimal investment.
>>30652477
happy trolling.
>>30652512
Ditto.
>>30652559
happy trolling.
>>30652611
Ditto.
>>30647353
>By using only what you and 3 other fags can carry.
>>30652964
4th guy has a RPG-16 and 3 RPG's in his backpack
>>30652512
>>30652559
>>30652611
>>30652622
Is this a meta thing or are you guys just shitposting?
>>30653034
He's just shitposting.
>>30647353
Plenty of BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
I don't think you people properly appreciate how bullshit the Tarrasque is:
Size: 70ft by 50ft
Damage Reduction 25/+5
Spell Resistance 32
HP: 840 (Hit Dice: 48)
AC 35
Attack damage: 4d8+17, 1d10+8, 1d10+8, 1d12+8, 1d12+8, 3d8+8.
All attacks have at least +52 to-hit. You can forget about armor.
Stats: STR 45, DEX 16, CON 35, INT 3, WIS 14, CHA 14
Saves: Fort +38, Ref +29, Will +20
Regeneration 40/round
Indestructible: Tarrasque can regenerate from all forms of damage. In
order to kill him, you must reduce him to -30HP and cast Wish or
Miracle over his remains.
Imposing Presence DC 20 (when Tarrasque attacks, enemies make Will saves
or are Shaken)
Anti-Magic Carapace: Tarrasque's natural armor reflects magic, sometimes
onto the caster.
Rush: Once per minute, the Tarrasque can move at "a speed of 150 feet."
Is that the total it moves in a round, or its base speed?
Spot: Tarrasque has +21 to Spot checks, with an additional +8 to spot
invisible creatures. Invisibility will not protect you.
Listen: Tarrasque also has +21 to Listen checks. Don't try to sneak up
on him unless you're very, very good.
Fire Immunity
Poison Immunity
Disease Immunity
All of these except for Imposing Presence are extraordinary abilities.
So all the answers about chemical weapons are moot since it's immune, and all the posts with conventional and nuclear arms are moot too since the Tarrasque will just regenerate and come back after a few minutes.
>>30653285
Isn't the Pathfinder version even harder to kill?
>>30653260
I'd like to see your friends carry an A-10.
>>30647353
Why kill it, Tame the Beast, Ride the beast,Fuck the beast.
>>30653294
Yes and no, its Pathfinder stats are weaker, but their version doesn't have the Miracle or Wish clause so it's literally unkillable by any means.
>>30647353
Picrelated
>>30653323
>I said "slay the dragon", not "lay the dragon"
