>at local drugstore buying condoms for my wifes son
>standing in line, cc on my hip
>dindu in a black hoodie walks into store, one hand swinging freely by his side, the other hand pressed deeply into the side pocket of his hoodie
>he walks around the isles, not looking at any of the products
>pretty sure I know what's going down
>ready
>suddenly he struggles to jack his hand out of his pocket
>he pulls out his phone and looks at it eagerly
>hear him mutter a few words before leaving
>"something something pidgeys something"
>>30642373
Don't quit your day job.
>>30642373
Good situational awareness OP, keep it up. The life you save may be your own.
>>30642373
>raising another mans child
Suicide is always an option.
>>30642373
Atleast this thread is better than
>Hey /k/ can I murder a child in cold blood and claim castle doctrine because he walked on my lawn
>>30642444
>falling for bait
>>30642373
>pidgeys something
Another case of pokemon go.
>>30642444
Militaryfags do it all the time
>>30642447
>child
Teens aren't children
>>30642488
No, shit smart guy. What degree from what top tier college do you have, you modern day Copernicus?
>>30642526
We also kill ourselves all the time
