Essentials for a bug out kit? List and explain why.
>>30552096
doritos and mt dew.
they are delicious.
Porn
>>30552106
/thread
>>30552096
Soddy buddy, its called a winsor and a double winsor, not a half and a regular.
>>30552106
>doritos
Cheetos are superior.
>>30552096
>List and explain why.
>Four in Hand
retards and sports announcers, ie retards.
>Half Windsor
Actually called the Windsor. For the half-retarded elite
>Windsor
Actually called the Double Windsor. The only proper way to tie a tie.
>Shell knot
Also known as the "I wasn't really sure what the fuck to do, but I guess it turned out right.....right?" Shit looks retarded unless your collar is one of those steep /\ cuts and covers everything except the knot.
>>30552198
>windsor, only way to properly tie a tie
This. So much this.
If I'm interviewing you, and you have the balls to step into my office expecting a job, if you're wearing a tie it better be a goddamn Windsor knot, or you better have some pretty fucking impressive credentials.
>>30552285
>the balls to step into my office expecting a job
>>30552285
>>30552198
>better be X knot
Only proles are concerned with overly conventional notions of proper dress. A jaunty asymmetrical knot or no tie at all is more impressive. Why do you think real elites don't put their collar points out on display over their overlayers, like it's the first time they've dressed up in their lives?
Dragon dildo and CLP.
>>30552370
>A jaunty asymmetrical knot or no tie at all is more impressive.
Stop regurjitating what mummy told you when you were younger. I woulda said "when you were a child", but I had to correct myself because thats just not true.
>>30552106
>>30552190
The "Itos" Are at the top of my list every time~
>Fritos
>Doritos
>Cheetos
>Tostitos
>Titos
>>30552096
daily reminder that bugging in is better in everyway. Bugging out is for like when your house is on fire and there is nothing to come back to, and unless you can check that box, you should be bugging in. You can have way more food, water, and ammo that way.
>>30555668
Didn't you ever watch the T.V. show Kung Fu? That's your opportunity to travel the land and practice your art of carrying a lot of heavy shit that isn't practical for 99% of your every day living experience like bullets.
>>30552096
neckties and instructions on how to tie them
>>30552190
>going through the woods
>worried about losing my way
>eating cheetos as I go, touching trees every so often
>find my way using personalized cheeto handprints
>know if somebody else touched my gun because there is a blank spot on the grip where they rubbed off my cheeto prints
>mark my territory with cheeto prints
If you see a cheeto hand print, you have entered my territory and will be treated as a trespasser
>>30552198
>shell knot
>the I skipped a few key steps because I was half asleep tie
I've worn one of those zip-up ties to all my job interviews.
>all these faggots concerned with the tie and the rituals behind TYING A FUCKING KNOT
>not concerned with the man wearing the tie, or how he holds himself
Look, I get it. Managing a Kwik Shop full-time is a challenging and demanding duty that not many are fit for, and you're proud to serve (with a smile!). It's how you got your HiPoint, after all. But maybe you'd retain cashiers and stockers better if you stopped being such a monolithic cock holster about the way one wears a modern slave collar.
Boat rations.
They last 5 years min in any climate, and give you 2400 calories per POUND.
1 day, 1 pound.
>>30556166
>he's mad because the other job applicant had a better tie knot
Fuck off, windsor master race.
>>30552285
>>30552198
>Windsor
Funny way to say Eldridge, but far the best and best looking tie knot.
>>30557526
I never even considered that.
http://www.edisastersystems.com/store/datrex-2400-emergency-food-bar-3-day-72-hour-emergency-rations-pr-28.html?gclid=CP2sh9Wy5s0CFYqPfgodaOAIPw
Is this a good price, or should I keep looking?
>>30557627
>meme knots
Good luck having a tie that won't be sitting on your chest by the time you finish tying that piece of trash.
>>30557633
>admitting you suck at tying ties
>>30557526
>Boat rations
Pure genius, I need that shit.
Also get a Sawyer Mini.
>>30555668
I agree. A "get home" bag is more practical for most people. Keep it in your car or part of your edc.
Either way, essentials are
Water (filter, storage)
Fire (tinder, lighters, ferro rods, etc)
Shelter (ex. poncho/tarp, extra clothes, emergency blanket)
Food (see >>30557526)
Specifics would be unique to the individual, climate, terrain, etc. Good additions would be self defense items, light, extra batteries or charging solution, and a radio.
These bags are easy and inexpensive to put together. No excuse not to have one.
>>30557526
>>30557629
>>30557681
>>30557845
They sell those at the nearby Wal-Mart.
Things are legitimately like bricks. All they have is Apple Cinnamon, though I guess it doesn't taste too bad and you can get used to it. Once outside the package, it mostly crumbles when you bite into it.
I do not recommend eating only them though. I cannot eat more than one due to acid reflux
>>30557982
To clarify: The cause being the massive fucking amount of saturated fat in them, not any sort of existing condition.
>>30557982
I'm keen on trying them. I usually just have a few packs of freeze dried stuff in my bag, but calorie dense bars that do not require prep would be a good addition.
>>30552198
windsor is not good if you're thin
>>30558007
They're five bucks here. Definitely worth trying out at least if you're interested in that stuff. I'm sure the stuff will keep you not dead, but I doubt it will do any better than that in a SHTF scenario.
>>30557627
Okay, I stand corrected, this is acceptable.
That is a nice knot.
>>30552096
Water purification pills seem pretty important to me, because drinking water is pretty vital to a man.
>>30558060
no, that is an autistic piece of shit that takes forever to tie and is half the size of rhode island
it also screams "i'm a huge faggot please rape my face"
>>30555668
depends on what you are planning for and where you live
if a complete societal breakdown is expected you should get out of cities as soon as possible
>>30552106
>>30552190
>>30552705
Takis über alles
>>30558270
>I have no taste
If you weren't blind, you'd realize the knot itself isn't overly large since it is formed from the rear, thin section of the tie.
>>30558349
I used it when I was an admittedly autistic 15-year old, and yes, it is fucking huge. Especially if you make it from a thicker tie.
>>30558378
You needed a thinner tie, famalam.
>>30558387
maybe so, but spending 5 minutes just tying my tie in the morning is no something I want to do.
Plus, it looks really vain.
>/k/ once again details into talking knots
>>30555967
>Still unemployed or wondering why none of the higherpaying jobs never called back.
>>30556166
>>all these faggots concerned with the tie and the rituals behind TYING A FUCKING KNOT
I bet you would get along real well with any sailor.
>>30557526
Its comparable to eating dirt. Has the same consistancy, same flavor, the only thing that is different is you dont hear your teeth chipping and grinding away.
>>30557627
>>30558060
that shit looks faggity as fuck. Why not ditch the tie altogether and pin on a rosebud?
>>30558400
>Plus, it looks really vain.
this.
>>30559455
Kill self.
