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Keep it up, fagels
>>30550911
>bolt handle
hehe
>>30551009
Don't get what's so funny about it.
>>30550968
>pistol
>>30551748
Bomb at door, SWAT no more!
>>30551926
Uh, story?
>>30552014
Some disgruntled gunman takes over some local courthouse and granny tries to take him out.
>550 Chord for extra operator status
>>30551801
Look at the magazine.
>>30552491
I see something is definitely off, but have no idea. The joke has slingshoted through my orbit, came back round for a second chance, then flew off into the void. Plez explain
>>30552403
what in the sweet fukin jesus...
>>30552560
i don't get it either
looks like a normal .22 ar to me
>>30552560
>>30552582
Not him, but it looks like every other bullet is backwards or something.
>>30552615
i think thats just the result of the spring causing them to fall into a natural pattern
>>30550968
>objectively
>imblying
>>30551926
try to remember some of the basics of CQC
>>30551899
I heard it was a gas explosion
>Gas fills room
>Swat toss flashbang
>Spark ignites gas
>????
>Profit
/k/ vs Pokemon go
Wow, this thread fucking blows.
>>30552043
I thought the guys wife lost her job at a school and he's holding the school board hostage to meet his demands.
>>30550968
>Bullpup by Steyr is an Armalite Rifle
>SBR is an SMG
>OK, fine, still a glorified .22mag
>Snakegunlol
>Muh Wehrmacht/Jin-Roh
>.338LM rifle, .50BMG?
>>30551926
props for trying to sneak up on the guy, but 0/10 for execution
>>30554826
That's in the shade.
Good cigar weather.
>>30554340
I just came from that guy's Twitter page. He's so triggered....by facts about BB guns...with triggers.
>>30554962
>by facts about BB guns...with triggers.
HOLY FUCK, YOU'RE SO FUNNY
HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE FUNNY?
THEY MUST HAVE, WHY ELSE WOULD YOU TRIP IN A HUMOR THREAD AND TELL SUCH FUNNY FUCKING JOKES?
>>30555000
wasted double trips
>>30555040
>>30554962
nigger
>>30551718
kek
>>30554962
You have a name.
You have a trip.
And the double trips and image compels me to do so.
You're a nigger.
>>30554962
the word trigger triggers me you nigger
>>30556044
>the word trigger triggers me you nigger
Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger Trigger
>>30551643
subtle, i like it
>>30554340
>after all the fucking memes somebody actually did it
Life imitates art, friends.
>>30554788
did you just get triggered by a troll post in a humor thread?
>>30554962
Never seen your trip before, but it didn't take long for you to prove you're worthless
>>30551706
Is thi>>30551718
s real?
>>30554962
You actually ARE a nigger, trips really do tell the truth
Stuck on hemorrhoid, wut do.
>>30552403
>knife is tip up
>>30554962
Double Trips don't lie nigger.
>>30557540
least I could do? fuck that Canuck.
>>30554889
is this a thing? i fucking loved Tintin as a kid
>>30557834
>/k/ humor thread
and i always thought germans had no sense of humor
>>30550968
>all the power of a shotgun in a pistol
tippy top fucking kek
>>30557834
This isn't funny.
This isn't funny at all.
>>30557834
Jesus christ.
>>30557837
>>30557834
Dammit dudes. I have my engineering degree and I'm always willing to put work before fun. I just can't deal with people socially.
Does it make me a bad person? I have never done anything bad to anybody. I just want to be alone and calm.
>>30557164
That's what bugs you about that setup?
I think you might have the autism.
>>30558478
879, 881, 882, 884 and 885 look like they serve a genuine purpose tho
>>30551009
For those who don't get it.
They both cost the same price.
>>30551926
Well she at least tried.
>>30557741
wtf. I just... I don't have words for that one... jesus.
>>30554340
>sniper rifles
Fucking Liberals, man. not every gun with a sight is a "sniper rifle" and not every semi-auto is an "assault gun". Jesus.
>>30554874
The AMD-65 looks so autistic I love it
>>30556777
nice trips
>muzzle brake breaks brake light
>>30557690
>dat filename
Frankly, do you have the source for that?
>>30557857
>hatch to pass vodka inside to small man
kek
>>30558617
>pistol grip and fore-grip are the same part x2
>cannot un-see
>>30555000
check 'em
Does anyone have that picture about a school assignment asking to resume a WW1 trench battle in a tweet form like #TrenchFoot or some shit ?
>>30557834
>tfw I was in this thread
He was a faggot. He's right if you let this site take you over, but a nihilist faggot nothingless
>>30557164
what's wrong with tip up?
>>30558452
nah, not a bad person, just know that you might regret it later.
>>30550968
>Trans clip
Oh god I'm dying
>>30554788
You are autism incarnate
>>30557866
>The Magic School Bus: Goes to Fucking War
>>30557164
tip up + ziptie = sex
Someone post remshit up the ass pls
>>30560426
Here ya go pal
>>30557690
Oh boy that filename
>>30560470
>left wing fact source
>>30558528
not if you could read german
>>30560758
Translate then.
>>30551643
lel
>>30560804
oh boy
>875
for shifting holes
>876
if one side lacks space for the screw's head
>877
if you "sunk" the hole too much
>878
if you drilled at an angle
>879
if you "sunk" on the wrong side
(literally impossible)
>880
screw in "binocular shape" for holes drilled twice
>881
mounting screw for very large holes
>882
mounting screw if you "sunk" the hole too deep
>883
special screw to lower the time needed for mounting stuff
>884
telescopic screw, for when there are doubts about the length
>885
if your angle errors (drilled at an angle) are changing halfway
>886
fits wrenches no.s 13, 17 AND 19!
>>30560908
btw, "sinking" a hole = drilling a shallow, slightly larger hole, so the screwhead is "sunk" and thus hidden
no idea how to say in english
>>30560908
Heh.
P. funny
>>30560935
Kein Problem, /K/amerad.
>>30551885
>clips
>>30554874
What the hell bizon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6-YPiqOh_w
>>30551748
>that filename
10/10
>>30550922
>Could you turn a regular Mosin-Nagant bolt into a bent bolt just with a blowtorch?
that's actually funnier than the actual post
>>30560919
Counter-sink
>>30557853
MY SIDES HAVE LEFT ORBIT
>>30557048
That was a great day
>>30551028
Is this loss?
>>30557809
/fit/ <3 /k/
>>30554962
vi guy is a stupid nigger
>>30556762
That was a good thread did he post it cleaned up?
>>30554788
The MG is airshit, and the sniper rifle is actually .408 cheytac, assuming this isn't bait.
>>30557846
>giza mass autism array
kek
>>30560908
i kekkled.
>>30558452
Of course it doesn't make you a bad person.
It's all that child pornography that makes you a bad person!
That's right motherfucker, I'm on to you!
>>30554788
AKS74U is considered an smg
>>30556777
>>30560919
That's called a countersink. Making a hole for the same reason but with a flat bottom is a counterbore.
>>30555172
circumsoldier leave
>>30557935
It's not that hard to be a normie. Get it together man. Or find people who are as weird as you.
>>30557690
They need to turn that fan down,just irresponsible.
>>30557846
>Jackie Chan [Disputed]
Lost it
>>30561816
Good thing that's an air gun.
Maybe a little /pol/, but OC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccvr8gt1doI
>>30558478
>Tfw I legitimately lel'd
>>30561816
reminds me of the iraqi militants propaganda around 2009? praising this woman sniper that shut her eye before firing.
>>30565537
probably the 300th time i've seen it. chuckle every time. god damn comm blok
>>30557757
Guys, I actually found a 30 round clip!
>>30566291
>U
hahahahha yes. god i love idiots
>>30554340
>daisy
nigga dont know the difference of a bb gun from real guns.
all it can kill are squirrels and other rodents.
>>30563102
Wow! You must know your stuff when it comes to machining and mechanics. Superior imposition of excellence in nomenclature.
*tips fedora*
>>30557690
rip forgotten weapons man
>>30550968
>orange tip
>>30566302
those are wasabi peas
>>30565537
such is life in the zone
>>30551926
>30551926
>>30556777
that scootch guy did something similar but with an AR and the hood of his car
>>30554962
As the double trips decreed
Thou ist a nigger
>>30557690
>filename
MFW he should have used BALLASTOL
>>30561663
Not completely but yeah he did.
>>30557164
Motherfucker do you not understand how a folding knife works. The tip is up because it is folded. The knife is upside down so you can grab it from your pocket and not have to reorient it.
>>30560458
reminds me of this gem
>>30550922
that user on the /r/guns is trolling and a cool guy. Thats probably pasta. Pretty sure hes on /k/ too
>>30552640
>>30552615
>>30552582
>>30552560
>>30552491
>>30551009
my guess is paying for 3 stamps on .22's
>>30563028
Anime name? i need somthing new to watch and vant remember it.
>>30557716
Kok
>>30566910
Gunsmith Kats you newfag
>>30566960
im not a newfag, I just have horrible memory
>>30566755
Dat Dahir Insaat
>>30566621
Why though
>>30560977
Helical mag.
>>30561977
>Ivan
>not Pierre or Jacques
>>30554340
Killing someone with a bargain bin air rifle takes such dedication that I highly doubt there is anything in this world that could deter the bastard from achieving his goal.
>>30567372
>>Pierre or Jacques
Not Russel or Bazza
Come on mate, that camo's a dead giveaway.
"Ya see Mate, When ya stack em that high, You're bloody 3 times as accurate. yer cunt?"
>>30557741
Thats a dangerous assault weapon
This one always cracks me up.
>>30551009
But why?
>>30557690
dafuck is the story here?
>>30561082
Made me laugh too, thought I was the only one that noticed
>>30565537
...he hits a wild boar in the head with a sink, and then they run over it.
There are no words.
>>30559922
Nothing, he's just a pussy
>>30568071
Yes there is.
>average Friday night in Russia
Guns
welp, its been nice knowing y'all
>>30557837
Fuck.
>>30567753
I'm ashamed that I knew what it was just reading the trip.
And that recognizing it gave me a boner.
>>30564950
Airshit and gay.
>>30568603
Reddit their shit
The beach was already secure
They don't send photographers to turn their backs to the enemy in the middle of the storming
>>30566302
Just what I needed for my high-capacity break action pepper-box CCW
Fucking rats
>>30568738
maybe it was a german photographer counter charging. you should be less cynical anon.
>>30555172
MOAR
>>30568738
Of course no one is going to take an image of the actual warfare dead in the middle of the fucking thing, that's not the joke of the image.
>>30560691
It's like all my fantasies of rubbing cocks next to a glock have come true.
>>30557902
Something is wrong with me
>>30567753
Christ...reading this got me hard.
Fuck
*sees all the comments thanks to >>30555000
But I'm Filipino. So technically it would be "Flip" or "Chink". Oh well I feel so loved :D
Here's some humor, /k/
>>30553075
10/10
>>30566621
fucking lol
>>30557741
>tactical stock calculator for calculating wind, tragectory etc.
>>30568975
Gtfo
>>30568603
>>30568738
Actual the photo was taken during a training exercise but the guy did actually go into battle with the sword.
>>30557834
21 and unemployed with 3 welding certifications, the only problem is all the welding jobs are halfway across state and I lack my own vehicar due to joblessness.
>>30567325
He was aiming at the target and forgot that the barrel is an inch below the sights.
>>30569525
Must be one of them range calculator models. The banana is there for protection.
>>30557835
Freedom Fries
>>30569797
Nah, the banana is a dindu distraction.
>>30568738
>>30568830
>>30569334
>Signaled an assault on a German outpost by killing the German Sergeant with a barbed arrow
>Played bagpipes while throwing grenades
>Joined the British Commandos (What would evolve in to the SAS) because it sounded adventurous
>After the war, while going home from work on the train he would throw his suitcase out the window every evening in to his back yard, bewildering other passengers
He was still pretty badass.
>>30569630
fuckin weeaboos
>>30561411
i kekd
>>30570623
What the fuuuuck.
>I wish I had gotten this assignment
>>30557924
anyone have that "consider the following" image?
>>30567469
make an offical ausbong version then m8...
>>30551926
In this situation, if she had a CC, would she be able to shoot him in the back without legal repercussions?
>>30566291
>closes her eyes
>looks like she wants to cry
Truly an empowered woman.
>>30557834
>currently 25 years old
>no one in my senior high school class is yet to be married
>>30566811
Assbro?
>>30550989
> Papa Johns
fug
>>30554962
Nigger
>filtered
>>30563689
Source ? I'd like to cringe with the full article
>>30564887
how can you tell
>>30557846
>approximately three inches of average penis length
>Finnish social skills
What was the more crippling loss?
>>30561977
snoipin's a good job maite
>>30557902
Legitimate 3/4 chubb going on right nao...
>>30566462
Relax. He was helping the non-native English speaker to learn the correct terms.
>>30567388
is that a car radio?
>>30560691
Why is the dick black?
>>30566621
>>30556777
man how do you even find people this stupid
>>30551009
whats the gun on the right?
>>30551718
I find this funnier than I should
>>30571680
Chiappa Little Badger.
>>30570623
The teacher that created that needs to kill themselves
>>30557860
>is this a thing?
>dead snowy in the snow
>Tintin and Haddock in the Charlemagne SS Division
>Johnson and Johnston as Feldgendarmerie
No, it's a parody.
>>30571739
>Johnson and Johnston
...that's a pharmacy. Thomson and Thompson, dude.
>>30569314
Why is the libertarian idea so popular with autists?
I love libertarianism but i fucking hate that like half the people i know who do also are a bunch of kissless autistic virgins.
>>30572052
>Why is the libertarian idea so popular with autists?
Autists are socially awkward and prefer to be left alone.
Libertarianism the practically the political ideal of "leave me as alone as possible."
>>30572052
Any niche community is popular with people who are socially unsuccessful—this runs from things like weebs and bronies to unsuccessful political communities.
>>30572078
You'll see the same thing with diehard, open communists actually.
>>30566462
Nice autism
>>30572082
Are you saying communists also support libertarianism or that autists are also often communists? I can read it both ways and am not sure how to respond/clarify.
>>30572117
A lot of modern commies are autists, is what I mean. In the 4chan sense obviously not in the "diagnosable autism" sense.
I'm pretty sure there's not a lot of overlap between communism and libertarianism but hey, anarcho communism exists.
>>30557834
shit, that really fucked me.
Im saving that and making it my wallpaper, its a little too on the nose.
>>30557837
that left me with a deep sigh, fuck.
>>30571739
>Charlemagne
>not Légion Wallonie
> the Légion Wallonie was in Stalingrad
>>30555172
This confuses me
Not in a sexual way
Its just confusing
>>30572311
>Anon gets tricked tw(...).jpg
It doesn't say the rest of the file name. What's the rest of the file name?
Wait...
>>30567753
Anything else like this?
>>30557824
That's actually a really cute story
>>30571662
It's tactical.
>>30572311
Nice one.
>>30557843
>Decisive Dutch Victory
GUTE LORDE
>>30572311
Well played, you magnificent asshole
>>30573736
Holy fucking kek. Is this the old one?
>>30570640
#everyoneisdead
>>30570673
Possibly, but there'd still be a nightmare of legal battles revolving around whether it was necessary to outright shoot him rather than keep him covered and ordered him to surrender, especially since he wasn't actively aiming his weapon at anyone presenting an imminent threat at the time. There are a hundred ways that situation can be argued in a court room.
And that's not even getting into whether or not that guy had a family that would sue if he got killed.
>>30574599
It's from a video called "our robocop remake" which parodies the original scene-for-scene in different styles by different directors.
The guys that did this particular scene actually managed to score the original car and suit for it, which is why it looks so good.
>>30575349
Wat?
>>30572311
good job fuckbrain you saved and posted the thumbnail
>>30575349
Top left corner being right next to the filename kind of ruins it
>>30557853
>$900 for fully auto Glock
I'd let him keep the cup.
>>30568671
>trip
No.
>>30575405
that's the joke
>>30575405
Why don't you try reading the file name you idiot
>>30566450
A spring operated Daisy will just piss a squirrel off.
>>30567753
>cracks me up
>funny
>>30576237
kek
>>30569630
You deserve a drink for posting that, weeabuddy.
>>30576237
>Tiger tank.
The footage is a bit rough but it looks to me like two Tigers and a Panzer IV.
>>30568975
kill yourself, nigger
>>30570450
>>30576259
>not posting cute anime girls driving tanks on the weapons section of an anime message board
>>30551718
>Dea-gulls
Heh.
>>30560470
>Kamarl
Someone find what ethnicity that name is, that'd explain a lot
>>30554788
>M200
>.338 LM
Actually uses either a .375 or .408 CT.
>>30557924
I regret to inform you
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