You're at the renaissance faire when this guy slaps your squire and readies his coup de grace.
How do you respond?
I trust my squire to take him down since that's the whole point of the lad's martial training.
>>30526042
>>30526042
I whip out the ballista I've been CCinga and magdump
Honestly, I'd likely be killed because once I saw him I'd be laughing too hard to fight back.
>>30526042
>renaissance faire
tell him he fights like a cow, walk away and continue enjoying my shrooms
>>30526042
I'm thinking my trusty blunderbuss will make him think twice.
>>30526074
leaf blade best blade
>>30526042
>>30526074
If the spear doesn't work, I will just introduce him to female scorn and disgust. He will need to get accustomed to the experience.
>>30526104
A FUCKING LEAF
>>30526095
>>30526042
>rennisance faire
Pic related
>>30526101
>firearm
The correct answer.
>>30526116
>implying he doesn't already feel the sting of rejection daily.
>>30526042
I just stand by as a stiff breeze knocks the skeleton down.
>>30526042
Throw pool balls at him. Or heavy rocks.
>>30526088
>not backstabbing with the balista
>>30526042
Thou hast fondled thy last rump
>>30526042
Take his pig sticker and hand him a broom.
>A woman's work is in the kitchen.
*cracks knuckles*
*looks up slowly sp my red pupils are glowing under the shadow from my fedora*
Heh kid, you're a out 100 years too early to challenge me
*pulls out blood stained black katana*
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>>30526042
>readies his coup de grace
>>30526042
by going home and having a sexually satifying relationship, checkmate nerd
>>30526042
I give his head a hug.
>>30526042
i have that exact fucking polearm
>>30526042
I take one look at his garb and weapon and begin to scream "OOC! OOC! That's inaccurate!" Surely the authorities will deal with him.
>>30526042
Varg... step away from the church
