Ordinary weapons won't cut it.
>>30507420
I'd build a weapon powered by OP's faggotry as it has no bounds whatsoever
>>30507427
Then that weapon would be severely under-powered.
Hardly enough for something as strong as this thing.
>>30507420
Call the ghost busters
Infinity+1 AR-15
>>30507459
>nuh uh I'm not a faggot
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan.
>>30507470
I'ld probably settle for the Infinity Minus 1 Garand
Silver buckshot and a kukri.
>>30507478
>using a Garand that never PINGs
heresy, lash yourself with a boresnake and watch 12 Jerry videos as penance
>>30507477
(I saw this when it aired on PBS. I'm old)
>>30507488
Imaginative. You'd face the Chief Clown in close-quarters battle.
>>30507420
A brown bess.
With the notable addition of no less than 61 barrels on it.
and their bayonets.
Can I join forces with said entity. If you can beat it run it's concentration camps for it.
>>30507420
I hear atomic AR15's are a thing now. Probably one of them.
Some sort of .50 rifle, with depleted uranium rounds.
>>30507511
Well, if that trust....that....to be your new boss.
Totally trustworthy.
>>30507508
>fighting evil via massive amounts of Brown Bess
He should be afraid of this
>>30507523
If you trust, correction.
>>30507420
I did you vote to leave or stay?
>>30507420
Drop a bunch of halal pork bombs on the ultimate evil. It's the only way to be sure OP.
Combined arms assault. We don't know what it is capable of.
>>30507524
dohohoho
Except her musket is a strange form of caplock.
>>30507420
what kind of entity, like cthulhu? big and i can hit it, or like the shrike, ungodly fast, temporal control, y'know, both being eldritch but with that difference in mobility, I want to know if I'm up against the beast of beasts or the lord of pain
>>30507514
I believe I have what you are looking for.
>>30507420
A single Ohio class SSBN dumping all 24 UGM-133 Trident D5 missiles, each fitted with 12 W88 475kt nuclear warheads. If this fails, we will procede to engage with the remaining 13 Ohio SSBNs, as well as every single Tomahawk capable VLS cell in the US Arsenal. The Tomahawks are all fitted with 150kt W80 warheads.
If it still lives, I'll crash this planet into the fucking sun.
>>30507551
I'd go with napalm. Let's see it stop that (what a scary image that would make it if it did).
>>30507420
The only thing that always works: the magic of friendship!
(Then I will use my new friend to kill for me and become ruler of the world)
A mace and shield made of balloons.
>>30507573
Its natural offensive abilities are technically superior to our own. It has both limited range telepathy and telekinesis, as well as a broad range of supernatural attacks, and in terms of brute force it can rip a man apart like a paper doll.
It is not however particularly fast.
>>30507595
In summary, it's a challenge for /k/. Its malevolence is matched only by its cunning.
>>30507595
so basically any heavy weapon in enough quantity with forward observers spotting?
kill it with wp, precious metal coated shrapnel and priest blessed he?
>>30507556
Actually I might just try to run it over with a tank. See how strong it really is.
>>30507595
alright well I think there's a weapon that can deal with it pretty easily, but could you define these supernatural attacks?
also, how powerful is this telekinesis and to what range?
>>30507496
you're still mentally 12
>>30507648
>>30507595
oh yes also, is it traditionally biological, does it have a brain?
>>30507639
That might work. This thing has been a plague on humanity for centuries. It seems to be drawn particularly to battlefields after they've just finished up, bringing death to the wounded who can't escape. So few who have seen it have lived to tell the tale. It makes a point of sustaining its own status as nothing but myth.
>>30507601
Take off and nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
>>30507595
Give me a Jojo-style stats readout. I'm not into Britbong telly.
>>30507648
Quite powerful. Range is half a football field.
Its supernatural abilities are stereotypical spell types, all offensive ones designed to kill either immediately or slowly.
However it is not all-knowing and can be ambushed.
Considering how long it has existed and its track record of withstanding attacks, it cannot be biological. It merely pretends to be, but its true nature is an abomination of existence.
It cannot exist yet it does. No one is certain of its nature because it is so surrounded in mystery.
>>30507707
Thankfully though, it doesn't use its unnatural abilities often. It takes away from the thing's sadistic sense of fun. It prefers the "simple ways".
It's completely evil and /k/ must stop it.
>>30507707
>Range is half a football field
bye bye it
>>30507690
Information is extremely sketchy and conflicting. It's hunted down everyone who has ever seen it. We've got written texts jotted down in extreme haste, but nothing substantial or proven.
>>30507718
easy, I use a deathwhip from hyperion, multispectrum directed energy weapon that whips micro threads of either laser, maser, or plasma fire at the target, I'l just superheat his space until that particular space liquefies.
on the impossible chance that doesn't work I'll use a deathwand, a weapon used to basically cast a sub sonic net that superheats grey matter into plasma.
>>30507746
I advise caution. There is something that worries me.
If this thing has existed for as long as it has, then it undoubtedly knows our ways far better than we know its. It must know about our technological capabilities.
>>30507747
There is one thing though that there is some consensus on, and it is not encouraging. We have enough accounts to postulate its true.
This thing....is the inspiration for Ares in Greek mythology.
>>30507786
>>30507747
>>30507718
>>30507707
so it's the shrike
>>30507824
Could very be.
I wish /k/ luck in the battle against this evil.
>>30507879
if it is that sucks some mega dick, time fuckery abound, and it means the bastard is going to be really spooky and impale us on his freaky spike tree (hence the nickname) where we will writhe in agony for eternity in reverse if we don't kill it
>>30507910
Just get some bullshit future technology. That's how Colonel whatshisname did it.
ein flammenwerfer
there's nothing fire can't kill; it cleans the flesh off the bone and the sin off the soul.
>>30507960
nah kassad only beat it once, for a very temporary period, with some very bullshit future shit which we don't have, the next time it didn't work out too well for him
>>30507976
fire don't do shit to a being made of metal
Ultra Nerve Gas
>>30507960
>>30507879
I'm assuming we can only use existing tech?
>>30508016
shrike does not breathe, nor does it have lungs
Anonymous
>>30507420
Kosher salt mixed with holy water that has been evaporated back into large salt crystal. Dyed red and held together to form a slug using wax of a prayer candle.
>>30507420
Fuck I hate summer
I unsheath my katana, teleport behind it and strike him down
Nothin' personnel, kid
>>30508081
we have a winner
>>30507707
My weapon? Ignorance. Snuff the fucker out with nothing but ignorance.
If its an abomination of existence, then by removing existence from it will banish the foe. Existence arises out of consciousness, so kill it with its own unreality by cordoning it off, executing witnesses and establishing a complete media blackout about its existence. Nuke all human life in area and commit suicide, removing all consciousness and memory of the atrocity from the plane of mortal existence.
Without anyone to conceive of it, or its myth, it will crumple inwards back to the plain of nonexistence that it came from.
FUCKA YOU FUCK ASS CLOWN I DUCK TAPE ELECTRIC LINE TO MY DICK THEN BEND YOU OVER AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE!
>see evil creature op talks about
>it revels in its easy victory against me
>it's twisted smile begins to grow
>until I reveal my trump card
>I pull down my pants to reveal my loose asshole with a dragon dildo inside
>as the 4 inch girth dildo slides out of my bung hole a gut wrenching fart and few turds follow it on the way out
>the creature stares into the dark void of my fart box
>the void filled with pestilence and degenerate sex toys states back
>what is left is a smart phone
>showing a gif of a fat Tumblrina sperging our about sjw nonsense
>the creature knows that there are things in this world that are far more evil than its self
>far more scary and vile than anything this twisted being of destruction could ever imagine
>the creature fucks off to hide from what is truly the worst thing in existence
>people In [current year]
Then I go get some wendy's and call it a day
>>30507649
The same age as when his uncle made his bumbum hurt for the first time
>>30508131
he just solved it!
Gliders-launching dragon dildos.
Water baloons filled with pope piss.
>>30507577
Nukes are divine power weapons. Just ask Shintoists about Hirohito's ancestry post WWII.
Implying anything can beat the power of The World!
Time stop and lots of knives.
>>30507420
fight fire with fire.
an immovable evil
>>30507420
KEK
10mm
Mosin Nagants
All of them
>>30508007
kek, you're not using hot enuff fire; try some thermite fagzor
>>30507459
Is that the new It?
just kill it from a distance, as he's slow, be mobile and inside cars so it can't teleport inside your vehicle?
>>30509307
It's a god in disguise IIRC, and I think it's one of those "1 artifact in the universe can kill it" situations which makes me wonder why OP didn't pick a better topic. /kx/ mashups are boring if victory over the creature in universe required a DEM.
>>30507420
nuke it successively till it is dead or the planet split in half for all I care.
>>30509025
Brilliant!
>>30507595
I take a Buratino launcher with a pissed off Orthodox priest
Bless the artilery and rain Heavenly fire on the Hell beast.
RS-28 SARMAT
>>30507767
>If this thing has existed for as long as it has, then it undoubtedly knows our ways far better than we know its. It must know about our technological capabilities.
By this logic old people should all be expert programmers.
>>30509279
plasma is very hot fire, didn't work.
but the real problem is hitting the bastard, he is described as beyond ftl
>>30507420
benis
>>30507420
>near-unstoppable evil entity appeared, what weapons would you fight it with?
Non-Cucked FBI
>>30513799
FBI isn't cucked, they are just using it to leverage Hillary for when she gets elected. Think Hoover in his glory days at the FBI.
We must use... extraordinary weapons.
>>30507420
Launch unstoppable good bullets at it.
>>30507420
I am the Skull Knight
>>30513851
Sh-Sure Anon.
>>30513851
I was actually thinking this
Hoover black mailed Senators, Congressman, and military Officials
>>30507420
https://youtu.be/VkAVfsw5xSQ
>>30507464
How are three women and a gorilla going to help?
>>30507420
>Supreme Being not posted
It's like you all want your brains melted.
does it feel lucky?
y/n
>>30507420
I'd stop her at the voting booth.
Casba howitzer
>>30507420
I'd sick a ginosaji on it.
>>30508114
>how do you beat it
>by beating ourselves
Deep
>>30513897
that horse is a little too tall
>>30507649
>>30507420
>Ordinary weapons won't cut it.
'Well then we're fucked. What the hell else do I have?
>>30518172
AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN
