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If you had to become a contract killer, what would be your weapon
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If you had to become a contract killer, what would be your weapon of choice, and why?
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>>30493301
That British .45 silenced bolt action.

A .22 and a .45 pistol silenced because they're subsonic calibers.
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>>30493327
>British .45 silenced bolt action.

I am guessing you mean this thing, which is pretty badass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3NJojH4r9c
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>>30493301
Suppressed luger, egotism and style trumping suitability
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Depends of the target and shit

obviously
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>>30493301
PTRD because fuck you.
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A martini henry rechambered to .220 swift. Im killing in style.
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Supressed .50 bmg bolt action.
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>>30493301
Car bomb that dets when you turn the key.
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Probably a rock or something. Then I could make geology puns while bashing their head in.

>What do you mean I can't kill you? Of quartz I can!
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>nigger rig suppressor
>use a large variety of handguns that can't be traced back to me
>after each hit, take out the barrel, file down the inside, and throw it in a river, then switch out for a new one
>alternate .22, 9mm, .40 S&W, and .45 because they're all common and easy to get subsonic rounds for
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>>30493399
You're fucking dumb
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>>30493301
glawk brand glawk fowty problem solver.

Pic related, one of my homies holding his problem solver.
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>10/22
>short, threaded barrel
>folding stock
>RDS
>suppressor
>nice 30-round mag

>plink away from shadows/alleyway/seat of car
>pack into case
>outta there
Admittedly not as effective as a handgun/PCC/deer rifle, but I'm going for stealth, and the magazine is meant to compensate for the lack of >stoppan powah.
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>>30493301
Liberalism
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>>30493301
Suppressed Ruger Mark 3.
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>>30493301
A drone.
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>>30493301
Pic related.
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>>30493434
I fantasize about this sometimes.

>VLO UAVs become common enough that governments use cell phone data to track targets, and blow people up in other countries with plausible deniability
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>>30493418
I see nothing inherently wrong with his choice. Perhaps you could elaborate?
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>>30493423
All this. No up close pistol stuff. Suppressed .22 rifle, shoot n scoot
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>>30493418

Yeah? Well...you know, that's just like, your opinion, man.
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>>30493452
You don't even have to go that large. You can just use an el cheapo with a 3d printed plastic gun or explosive on it, whiz that fucker in from a half mile away, BOOM, drive off. If you bother with repeater setups, you can do it from as far away as you please, all with FPV flight too!

Source that shit out of China for cheap, and you're good to go.
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>>30493453
Not him but it would be massive. .50 BMG suppressors are fuckhuge. Plus the 20+ pound rifle. I don't know where you'd ever fire it from
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Because fuck the target and everyone near it
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>>30493355
>>30493327
Yeah I bet the SAS used those in WW2 british lee enfield converted to shoot .45 ACP with an integrated supressor. Subsonic ammo, a big integrated supressor and no cycling action = probably the most quiet gun you're gonna get.
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>>30493453
>very uncommon gun
>loud as fuck
>big as fuck
>hard to conceal
>easy to trace back cuz again very uncommon
>there's no way you can be stealthy with it at all
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>>30493480
A mile or so away?
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INSAS, because no one would suspect a contract killer to use such a shitty rifle
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>>30493301
why just one weapon of choice? I would kill people with all kinds of different shit and have fun with it.
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>>30493514
I'd probably use hi-point shit just to make it look like a gang hit
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subsonic bolt action .950jdj with suppressor

>dat stability
>dat lethality
>dat sewer pipe size suppressor
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>>30493301
AW Covert.
B&T VP9 if I need to get close.
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>>30493500
Don't forget the Hush Puppy
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Ak74
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Suppressed Hand Nugget
>Silent
>No shell casing
>Stalin will be pleased
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>>30493480

Anywhere up to and including a mile away?
Put it in the back of a big van or cube truck.
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>>30493301
1911 because you can take a limb off if your bullet gets within grazing difference.
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>>30493301
Hand grenade. Over and done with.
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>>30493301
Bombs and/or poison.
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>>30493478
You could, but you'd have to have a man in the field.

With relatively long distance, VLO aircraft, you could use the internet to track the target, and then kill them from another country without leaving your chair.

I like that.
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>>30493301
Thermonuclear weaponry.
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>>30493405
There is a special place in hell for people like you
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>>30493374

This. Anybody in the military would tell you the same thing.

That said, if we're just having fun with this, I'd probably go with a silenced Dragunov for ranged kills and the titanium gold Deagle (+muzzle brake) chambered in .50 AE for close-range, myself. I'm not saying that's a good setup, but the way I see it, your cover is completely blown once the first round is fired. You NEED to be able to do it in one, clean shot, and to that end, the higher calibers are most likely to get the job done in one shot. Missing is just not an option.
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>run up to them with a gun
>tie them down
>inject heroin so they die of an o.d
>untie and shitpost on /k/
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>>30493715
What the Israelis did to ensure reliability was to track the target, walk up to them when they were walking to their house after dark, and then use a suppressed 9mm to shoot them once in the head for every Israeli athlete killed at the Munich Olympics.
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>>30493556
20lb trigger
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>>30493301
Smoothbore black powder pistol

>no casingsuch left at scene
>hard to put together a ballistics report
>generates a smokescreen for quick escapes
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>>30493301
Ebola.
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>>30493556
I like it, buuuuut....
>uncommon as fuck round that is just as easily traced, if not more so, than an errant partial fingerprint
>especially if you're in one of the many municipalities in the country that has few gun owners to go off of
It's not like you'd be so careless as to leave casings uncleaned.
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auto accidents involving large heavy trucks.
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>>30493629
>VLO aircraft
The problem there is becomes the logistics of maintaining something like that. Don't get me wrong, I would far prefer a solution like that, but realistically, it's a lot easier to source hobby level shit that won't trace back to you and flies well below radar floors than to maintain and operate something with a much more significant range.
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>>30493757
True, wonder if it's not even more

>>30493800
I won't buy it legally of course, so no one would know I own one
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>>30493301
Space Shuttle Columbia.
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French resistance against fascists Nazis scum style
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>>30493800
It's a revolver that takes forever to reload so it's not like you're going to be leaving casings, but yeah it's still uncommon af
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>>30493301
Poison

Easy to do and you don't have to be there.
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>>30493428
That is just too cruel. Nobody deserves that.
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>>30493836
WHAT?! YOU WOULDNT BUY IT LEGALLY????? BUT GUN CONTROL
WORKS
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>>30493816
I've been wondering about this for a while.

Most countries can't operate something like the F-35, but I'm wondering if a simpler design, using off the shelf parts, would be able to achieve a useful payload and range without breaking the bank.

Think the F-117, but remote controlled and with thirty years worth of technological advances.

The way I see it, if there isn't a war on, you don't need to worry nearly as much about air defense.
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>>30493886
>you don't have to be there
But who wouldn't want to?
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A few weeks ago someone made a thread where it was a collection of 9mm submachine gun modded in the most shitty ways that the OP saved. Without the stupid mods though it looked pretty light and incredibly minimal. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
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An ice pick like pic related, so the weapon of crime melts and so they can never find it
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>>30493658
Don't be so basalty
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>>30493301
Fuck off FBI you will never catch me
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How would you even be a contract killer? I'd assume you'd have to become affiliated with gangs and shit.
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>>30493921
Problem with that is making it either stealthy enough to not be seen (even shitty modern military radar is amazingly sensitive) or fast enough that being seen doesn't matter -- which the SR-71 program basically proved isn't a viable option these days. It actually wouldn't be that difficult to put together a fleet of remotely controlled bomb drones that literally were nothing but the bomb with enough stuff on it to make it fly that has decent range. Keeping control would be difficult though, and I don't think that kind of bombing is all that strategically viable now.
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>>30493907
Hope my victim will be in one of those
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>>30493301
Ghost AR, Glock, or 1911 built from a 80% lower. No paperwork of any kind behind it and not buying someone elses tab like with an illegal weapon.

Possibly a high powered rifle bought through a private seller as well.
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>>30493301
Whatever is needed obviously.

Things to have on hand:
Safe/semi/FA AR lower
10.5 5.56 AR upper with suppressor
10.5 300blk AR upper with suppressor
Ruger mk III with suppressor
SPR in .308

A good assortment of high quality NODS, optics, lasers, lights, a brass catcher or two and some flash bangs for entertainment. Various types of packs, bags, chest rigs, plate carriers, a couple helmets, drop leg panels, slings and a good variety of subdued and camouflaged clothing and a couple trench coats or dusters. A couple very common low profile cars and maybe a motorcycle. A really safe place to hide all this illegally obtained stuff would be super convenient.
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>>30493949
Damn you rock at this
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>>30493921
What about loading a cheap drone with explosives and flying it into your target, assuming it's an individual or a group. I've often wondered why some nut hasn't done that at a political rally.
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>>30493301
Walking without rhythm
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>>30493816
Which rolls back to a question of exactly how much you want to spend killing your quarry, which of course requires >>30493374 to be asked.
>Who is the target? Does he have any particular skills that might complicate matters? What about the people around him?
>What is his daily/weekly/monthly routine? When and where is he most vulnerable? How can that change? When or how often? What about his environment can be used against you, or him?
>Is the killing meant to send a message? Is it simply meant to eliminate him? Do you want him to disappear?
>What are the assassin's skills and limitations? What can he accomplish with a given set of tools or circumstances?
So many variables to consider.
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>>30493885
I don't think you fully understand how uncommon that round is.

If they manage to recover the bullet they will know that its some asshole with a specialty slav revolver.
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>>30493980
Because we have laws preventing this
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>>30493301
>long range

Silenced AR chambered in .300 Blackout with a 9" barrel

>Close range

Something that shoots a subsonic caliber that can also be suppressed without making the pistol too huge to conceal, I'd consult a gunsmith that works for the family about this.

>CQC range

Heavy training in Muey Thai, Sambo, and Sykes knife fighting. CQC weapons would be a very sharp concealable knife, a Sap, and a garrote.


this is subjectively the best choice.
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>>30493301
A supressed lever action chambered for 454 casull

Cause why the hell not
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>>30493979
I don't want to mica big deal out of this.
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>>30493996
That's the trick : they won't look for to put me in jail because using one of those is already a severe punishment
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Leon the professional French Policeman is using a Beretta, so am I
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>>30493965
My hope would be that because there are commercially available RCS analysis tools now, and a ton of commercially available model plane parts, you could use the shape of the aircraft itself to do most of the work as far as stealth, and just ignore ECM and RAM.

If you hit targets that aren't expecting a drone strike, there wouldn't be any real military radar to worry about, just civilian air traffic control.

My goal would be to use something like the AGM-176 Griffin as the weapon so that a weapon payload of of like 90 pounds would be adequate.

Or you could just have a guy at your embassy pay local muscle to kill the guy.
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>>30493939
>target is in a sunny, warm location
>target isn't alone
>target has a gun
>gets blood on you/your clothing
>likely leave boot prints to be collected as evidence, since it's cold enough for snow
I don't see why people EVER suggest such a thing. Too situational for any real utility.
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>>30494008

Garnet man I slate these shale jokes!
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>>30494051
>Transport it in a cooler, no one would suspect me to kill with such an object
>I won't have one pick, duh
>10 feet rule
>Implying I'll keep my murder clothes and won't wash myself
>I'll only kill in summer then

But you're right of course, it was just a joke for fun
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>>30493967
I don't understand you at all. You're not allowed to have guns in those kinds of places, how are you going to kill someone in one??
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>>30494106
Damn you're right...
Well, I guess killing isn't for me then, too many difficulties...
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>>30494097
>Worried about losing a weapon with no ties to you over having to leave behind your clothes with your fucking DNA

You are fucking dumb. You would be better off just wacking them in the head with a rusty pipe off the ground while wearing some gloves and then leaving it.
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>>30494050
>just civilian air traffic control.
Civie ATC, especially in first world countries, is fucking balls on sensitive too.

The problem with getting pinged by radar isn't so much worrying about some kind of intervention stopping your attack, but them being able to trace the flight path back to its origin.
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>>30494093
This is going onyx just a bit too long
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>>30494154
Of course, it was a dumb answer to a dumb question
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>>30493973
>Whatever is needed obviously.
>Things to have on hand:
>Safe/semi/FA AR lower
>10.5 5.56 AR upper with suppressor
>10.5 300blk AR upper with suppressor
>Ruger mk III with suppressor
>SPR in .308
Good so far
>A good assortment of high quality NODS, optics, lasers, lights, a brass catcher or two and some flash bangs for entertainment. Various types of packs, bags, chest rigs, plate carriers, a couple helmets, drop leg panels, slings and a good variety of subdued and camouflaged clothing and a couple trench coats or dusters. A couple very common low profile cars and maybe a motorcycle. A really safe place to hide all this illegally obtained stuff would be super convenient.
The NODs, optics, brass catcher, packs, bags, subdued clothing, and a single car are all you need if you do it right. Any excess equipment is just cutting into your profits, and making it easier for you to be traced. Unless of course the target is going to be a hard target, and there's more than one of you on the job. In which case, the accessories, armor, rigs, camo, and extra transport will likely be provided by your client (if they're worth a shit, anyway).
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>>30494000
this can't be real. this is some real orwellian shit if it is.
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>>30493301
Suppressed UZI or Mac10. And not because i like those guns in particular, but because the way sicarios do it in South America - two man team on a bike, pumping a guy full of lead in traffic is the simplest, easiest and most full proof way to do a hit.
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>>30493756
afaik they used .22 Berettas, mostly.
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Piano Wire. Up close and personal.
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A-10 Warthog
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>>30494000
>>30494259
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>>30494266
Imagine they café racer'd that bike for doing that kind of shit, that would be hard
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>>30494328
Tell me it's a shopped pic plz
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>>30493996
Did you not read the last part of my post?
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>>30493959
FBI pls go away
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.22 suppressed revolver. The bullet bounces around the skull causing massive damage.
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>>30494328
ohhh MEDUSA STARE
>yes I shamelessly read The Laundry Files and you should too
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>>30493454
>shoot n scoot

love it

>>30493423
>.22lr
windage would be your enemy anon. you'd have an effective range of 100 yards, and you'd need to be laying down serious fire to kill somebody. not to say that that person would be running like all hell after the first bee sting hit them. no, i don't see .22lr being a good choice.
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As a litigator and forensic accoutant working for a high powered multinational law firm I'd like to think I'm an assasin of some sorts. My weapons are the subpoena, injunction and overall litigation. I can and will kill your will to live.
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>>30494186
I'd be lying if I said I understood this very well.

I know that radar is less likely to detect things at distance.

My thinking being that outside of a combat zone, radar is more diffuse, so you'd have a high chance of being able to remain undetected.

Of course, if this becomes a common thing, the second somebodies car explodes, AWACS aircraft would be scrambled.

I still like the idea for assassinations in non-permissive countries.
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I live in Bensonhurst so thought I share this with /k/
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/co-owner-nyc-pizzeria-stirred-mob-war-shot-dead-article-1.2695112
According to Sal a local captain for the gamibno's around Bath avenue, this was a professional hit.
The didn't shoot the face so he can have an open casket.
Guy apparently had the rare CCW in NYC and still got vicked
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silenced nagant revolvers with silencer.

scratched off serial numbers and ready for throwing away.
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I'd get one of those double barred 10/22 hand cranked Gatling guns with silencers on it and turn my hit to soup
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>>30493301
My cock.

I'll reveal it and they will die of laughter.
>mfw I will (at worst) face indecent exposure charges
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>>30494335
'Tis real.
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>>30493405
If you're so funny, why become an assasin? I mean C'MON
There's ALWAYS a peaceful basalternative
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>>30493301
Ruger Mark III.
It's a elegant weapon
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A katana, kill my enemy with glorious Nippon steel that's been folded 10000 times by a master swordsman. I picked one up at Kanton in my local mall.
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>>30493301
A supreme gentleman only needs words and his confidence. Tips fedora.
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>>30494731
>not using a sword cane
bleb
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Musket and brick
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glock 43 with gemtech aurora and custom iwb holster

shooting 147 grain bullets. walk up and do you in.
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>>30494206
I heartily agate with you
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probably the cheapest .38 revolver I can grab and toss after the hit.

.38 is stupidly common among murders and gang warfare, so hopefully a shitty Taurus or rossi will suffice and then chuck it off a bridge.
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>>30493301
hmm...

does bludgeoning someone to death with cocunuts counts?

and the reason why...i want to be unique.
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Some kind of A2 variant AR with a scope that I use to make what should be nearly impossible shots effortlessly.
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>>30494266
>full proof
fool proof
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>>30493301
Glock 19
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>>30495169
Fine taste, my man
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>>30493452
I can neither confirm nor deny that this happens
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80mm mortar, no bullet leftover to track me
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>>30493430

Probably this or the 22/45.

I would do it with a really cheap, common round, like 22LR, .380, or 9mm. Get close when they're vulnerable and plug them in the head a couple of times, then skate.

I don't think I'd go in for long distance sniping. Too public, and harder to control the situation.

I would just knife someone to death if I thought I could do it quickly and quietly, but the potential for self injury and the target making noise/fighting back is too great in most cases. Also the blood. Too much evidence splattering around, too hard to minimize the chances of it getting on your clothes.

You go and start bombing motherfuckers you might as well hang a sign over your house that says "I make explosives, please investigate me." Too much for the gendarmes to help track you when you make shit like that.

If I wanted to be funny, I suppose I would find ways to run people down with Volvos, just because.
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>>30493540
>Dat Covert.
>Dick Level: Muh.
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>>30493301
Because there are so many variables to consider, I shall only consider the one.


Desolate area. Target is alone.

>Get a pipe
>install it to the bottom of my car so it looks like it is part of it at a glance
>If I, someone with no connection to the target becomes a suspect then I can be certain they never find the weapon
>No cop would know that a random pipe is out of place for my '93 Volkswagen
>walk to the target to avoid the vehicle from being in the area

Steel pipe. Never separate it from the vehicle when it isn't being used for discounted dirty deeds.
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>>30495163
>would never leave a finger print
>never get a fiber sample from the husk

As a blunt instrument it is really fucking perfect. Just drill into it and fill it with caulk or plaster or concrete to ensure it has the weight behind it for a killing blow.
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>bow and arrow
no one would EVER suspect the black man.
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>>30493301

some single stack mag .45 pistol
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>>30493931
Bump
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>>30495193
>Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once etc etc
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Hot dose of heroin.

Make it look like an od. Odds are family would be to shamed to have any investigation and would want to sweep it under the rug.
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>>30495853
They tested it on phillip Seymour Hoffman and other hollywood degenerates.

Then they Used it to kill Scalia .


Fucking lizard people
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>>30493403
>turn the key
Better hope your target lives in 2004.
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>>30494224
Agreed. The extra gear is for those tough jobs that require a more high profile approach which would most likely be few and far between. The cars I'd have would be for low level hits mainly, my thinking being that things the client can't provide you should have access to. Appreciate the perspective.
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>>30493301
From a distance, suppressed ar in .308. Up close, suppressed pistol, whatever make and caliber local pd uses.
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>>30495402
>they'll never notice blood on the steel pipe
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>>30493301
a rock i can find in the woods and throw in a lake
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>>30494383
Goes with "flank and spank"
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Black magic
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>>30493405
>What do you mean I can't kill you? Of quartz I can!

i kek'd heartily
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Seven or so of whatever firearms the local weapons traffickers have thats yet to be put into a database.
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>>30495423
except he fights back at all he could cause blood or hair evidence of yours to be left at the scene. It's better to be out of fighting distance.
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>>30493301
hi-point in .40

make all my kills look like they were gang related
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>>30493990
This, too many factors not worth the risk.
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A Beretta
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>>30495317
>Target sitting outside a Parisian cafe reading the paper
>Across the street, on the roof of an old townhouse a man in a suit and black leather gloves opens a custom made suitcase
>Assembles his 80mm mortar, checks range and wind conditions
>FOOM
>EEEEEEEE
>direct hit
>explosion blows out any pane of glass within 50 yards
>target, 12 bystanders and two stray cats obliterated
>hitman adjusts tie and calmly packs away his mortar
>"Excellent work, forty seven. Now for your next assignment"
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>Ithaca 37
>hacksawed down as short as possible
>lanyard attached through grip and looped over shoulder
>walk around in my OD green trenchcoat type thing with my shotgun hanging nicely under my jacket

I dont even care if its so much less practical than a handgun, whipping a shotgun out of thin air is cool as fuck
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>>30493301
Suppressed .22 revolver. Two in the back of the head, no casings to worry about.
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>>30493301
fly into town with just a money belt and several thousand in $$$$

Go to hardware store and get hatchet/screw driver and hammer

find the best time to strike and whamo

head back to airport shave off beard in bathroom and fly to town were I keep a beater car and drive back home to another state
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>>30494335
Not shopped.
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>>30493548
>shit, I forgot the basics of CQC
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>>30493420
I came when I saw that trigger discipline. This is a gangster I would trust with coke.
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Shish kebab sticks
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>>30494000
That cannot be real
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>>30494377
my man
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>>30493301
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>>30493301
A katana.

They will be looking for gook terrorists instead of me, it's perfect.
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OTS-38, quiet as fuck, polices brass
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A car
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>>30493860
>French resistance
>French
>resistance

What's that.
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>>30493301
Depends on the location and target but would definetly take a nemesis arms windrunner with a suppressor,side arm I would get a PSS.
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>>30497716
god that is sexy
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Gonna MW2 your ass.
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>>30497727
Epic meme bro
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>>30493502
Nigger, just washington sniper it out the boot of your car with subsonics.

Stay mad nigger
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>>30497251
>across the street
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Silenced Nagant revolver. Easily disposable as you never would want to use the same gun for different jobs.
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>>30497891

Is the bullet itself unique or is it just the casing? Wouldn it just look like a .30 cal projectile or would they be able to say "yep that's a Nagant"?
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The cheapest shit I could find such as a Hi point pistol that I would destroy afterwards.
Never keep a hot weapon.
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>>30497938
The casing is very unique and unless the bullet is found I'd assume the wound would look like any other .32-ish cal wound.
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I'd pose as an escort and hide a tube under my dick that contains poison that can be entered rectally or vaginally
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>>30497975
>Not wearing an anti-rape condom in your ass that has toxins on the barbs
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>>30493430
Delta boys were killing boatloads running through iraqi barracks at night during the start of the war with these things
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>>30497967
unifag who took a few courses in criminal forensics here:

nah m8
if the bullet is in the body or any part of it is embedded in a surface outside of it, the cops are just going to take the bullets and reconstruct them to take a rough barrel fingerprint.

at that point they're going to look through their suspects and ask to test fire any gun they have (to get another barrel fingerprint and if they match boom you have your gun) and hunt down any faggot who has a gun capable of firing the specific cartridge used in the hit (protip: you can identify one cartridge from another even if they have an identical bullet by just looking at powder stains and the damage done to the person, a .22lr will hit differently to a .223 even though their bullets may seem somewhat similar in entrance wounds)

i'd recommend getting a cheap ass gun with a cheap ass cartridge. just dress up in brand new discount clothes, clean yourself properly (they can gather DNA from skin flakes nowadays shit is insane) and just walk in, cap the asshole, and leave. dump the gun after you're done and never worry about it again.

if you're hitting some random lowlife they're not going to bust out the DNA reconstruction labs and the supercomputers to calculate blood spread/etc, they're going to try and match up the possible suspect to somebody they've already caught and eventually give up.
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WA2000. 'Cause rare & expensive. Also so damn beautiful sniper.
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>>30497727
It's the organization that doubled its membership the day after Germany surrendered.
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>>30497865
It's a very large street
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>>30497038
saus
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>>30493428
Slowly killing all of America
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>>30494000
Trips proving why England must burn.
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>>30494328
The irony is so palpable it physically hurts.
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>>30493931
Bump
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HK 45 because Collateral
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>>30493405
i bet before it was in danger you really took your life for granite
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>>30495169
probably this... but with a bipod and a 10-round magazine and an A4 top with a better scope than that. definitely the H-bar and probably a suppressor as well. and a net on the side to catch ejected brass.
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>>30493301
Mission dictates kit.
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>>30494448
That gif
>Henry
>It's me, Jimmy
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I imagine if you were a hit man you'd probably have to work in a 3rd world country, in which you'd probably just be a common thug.

I simply don't see there ever being enough highly paid contract killing work a a first world country(maybe 'merrica cause its huge and firearm access is easy)

So I'd probably change careers based on that, but lets say it was killing season I'd probably just have the standard movie gear, silenced bolt action/pistol(Assuming its VIP hunting and not busting up a gang, in which case youd need more firepower)
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>>30497716
This or the PSS.
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>>30493301
A fucking blunderbuss, for shits n' giggles.
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>>30498809
That was a usp45
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>>30493800
The only thing the cops are going to know about the bullet is that its 7.62 diameter when they dig it out of the person (since no casing), and there are ALOT of 7.62 caliber bullets.
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>>30498013
What about with frangible ammunition or polygonally rifled barrels?
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A suppressed S&W 422
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>>30498013
Also bird/buckshot out of a smoothbore barrel
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>>30493715
>titanium gold .50 deagle
>professional hitman
pick one

>higher calibers get the job done
yeah, if by higher caliber you mean .50 BMG
.50 african eliminator is inaccurate as fuck, kicks like a mule so follow up shots are close to impossible, plus you get only 7-8 rounds per mag.
The desert eagle is basically "we have a bigger dick" gun, and as far as i know no military or police force use deagles, because they're just too damn big, loud and can miss the side of a barn. Not to mention lob your face off if you limp wrist it.
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>>30498118
Ah, yes. The "latter day saints". We had quite a few of those in Denmark as well. Those scum were worse than communists and a lot of them were the kind of dickbag that would snitch their neighbours to the germans.
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>>30493301
The Beretta from Leon the Professional for CQC
> Muzzle brake
> Silencer

And the suppressed takedown/suitcase version of the WA2000 from Hitman
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>>30496458
>not wiping it off on the victim
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>>30499166
Do you have one? How well does it shoot with a can?
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Don't specialize. That's how murders get connected. That's how you get caught.
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Strictnin or aminitem dip push pin and run into victim and keep going
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>>30499313
Yes I do. Bought it brand new in 89. Most underrated .22 semi auto pistol ever. Shoots great with a "solvent trap", even cycles with sub sonics.
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>>30493536
shoot with ya problem solva
>dump weapon on scene after wiping prints
>cops will think urban youth did it everytime
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>>30498001
Can you give a source for that? Genuinely interested.
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Icepick, Fairbairn Sykes fighting knife, garrot. I would carry all three. Because these weapons are extremely polyvalent and reliable, there are so many places where to plunge your icepick and kill your victim instantly, same goes with the knife. A well made garrote (fiber wire, piano cord or cheese wire attached to two aluminum handles in such a wa is really easy to use. you can hide it literally anywhere
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>>30499530
sorry, in such a way that it forms a T with the wire so that you can pull with all your might strength
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>>30498702
that belt buckle really looks deadly
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>>30499421
Nice. I just picked one up from my local pawn shop for 250 yesterday in its original box in pretty much new condition. When I saw the low bore axis and unique action I knew I had to get it.

Any advice besides getting the adapter to mount my can?
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>>30499365
Leaving bodies is how you get caught.
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>>30499591
Buy a few extra mags. The feed lips are kinda soft and bend easily.

I love the low axis bore, the sights are usable with the can mounted.
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>>30499644
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>>30493362
>not the shallendampf or however you spell it

Step it up senpai, it's got a shorter barrel for better concealment as well
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>>30494001
>this much autism in one post
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>>30499709
>>30493362
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>>30499591
Also, get the barrel nut/bushing tool from EWK. I know it's 24 bux, but we'll worth it.
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>>30499644
>>30499762

I snagged a few mags already. Unfortunately it is getting harder to find the 12rd mags since It seems like they are only producing the 10 rounders for now.

I might be able to mod the magazine followers to get 12 rounds like I did with my ruger 22/45.

Yeah, I labored over the idea and decided to get the bushing tool to keep my original nut nice looking.
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>>30499709
>>30493362
>>30499744
Based Himmler approves.
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>>30499866
>left handed
That explains a lot.
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>>30499831
There are several vids on YouTube about detail stripping. I do it once a year and use a ultrasonic cleaner.
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What ever is suitable for the contract.
Could be a cheap, reliable and suppressed semiautomatic pistol or an expensive, accurate and high caliber sniper rifle, or a cheap ass mora knife.
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3D printed pistol, throw it into a flame when you're done with it to completely destroy it
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>>30499900
Hitler's left hand didn't agree with him.

Makes you think.
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>>30499744
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>>30499055
9mm or 40 IIRC, 45 usp was not yet released at time of filming

look at imfdb
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>>30500449
Just did, it's a USP .45
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>>30500469
i stand corrected
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Poison. Like the ricin umberella. And if I didn't have access then I would just do whatever to make it look like an accident. I would Also use insulin too.
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>>30500582
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Black people, the one thing you know for sure is to like the day enough to not even think about going home...AFRICAAAAA
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The police since a notepad is all the grow up creaming about besides putting three to the chest
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>>30493939
Dont Just use water.. use your own piss. Then if you do get caught you will be the man in prison for murdering with his piss.. No One could lay a hand om you in prison in fear of getting pissed tl death
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Scoped M16 so I can be like the main man Duke Togo.
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>>30493301

Saturday night special, oil filter suppressor, and a knock on the door.
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>>30499599

No, moving bodies is how you get caught.
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>paintball gun
>fill paintballs with some poison
>hope for the best
>?????
>profit
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>>30493405
I don't think I've ever metamorphic-le person than you.
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>>30499709
It's Schalldämpfer, mein Amerikan freund.
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>>30494000
Shopped
>>30494328
Faaaake
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>>30493405
Afghanistan is lost

mules were used
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>>30493800
you can reload your casings to use .32 ACP bullets from common defensive loads.

the cops don't know who owns a nagant pistol and they can't trace a bullet back to the pistol it was fired from, you're an idiot
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>>30496907
Concrete filled coconut on a rope?
Like some kinda cocoflail?

Or maybe a coconut launcher...
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Cheap, disposable, non-registered handguns.
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>>30493301
toothpick
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>>30495169
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>>30493301
tumbera
otherwise a ballpeen hammer to back of thier head & stick them witha sharp 5"kitchen knife multiple time especially in the throat and lungs.
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