Demon possessed car.
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Your town is being terrorized by a devil possessed car, how do you deal with it? Man portable weapons only. And hitting the fuel tank will do nothing, you need to destroy the engine block. What weapon is your choice?
>>30491277
m4 Beowulf
literally built to doable engine blocks
>>30491277
Salt the bones and then burn them.
>>30491277
The Car was invulnerable and repaired itself.
In the movie they bury it in a few thousand tons of rock and dirt by blowing up the walls of a canyon.
So that probably.
A 2m ditch and a Saiga 12 loaded with Brenneke slugs.
>>30491277
at first, i thought that pic was from the godfather where appolonia (sp?) drives the boobytrapped car with the bomb in it
M2 with this linkage: API-API-MK211-APIT
repeat for 2k rounds
Fuck you it's man protable by 2 men.
press F for car.
>>30491277
An IED.
Stairs.
>>30491277
so this is where they got the design for bender in curse of the werecar
Desert Eagle chambered in .50 African Eliminator.
>>30491277
Nothing. I don't need a weapon.
Just a bulldozer.
>>30491459
Anon, I remember that thread. I love you. Totally homo.
>>30491277
AT-4 rinse and repeat
no military weapons? Do I have access to construction equipment? Call FBI and say I see a crazy Arab looking guy driving around and running over people get a few witnesses to concur and stand back...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%2B15
Spend the rest of my life indoors.
Patriotic poon
It's simple, I move to an island.
Demon cars can't swim.
I'm thinking somewhere in Alaska.
>>30491277
12 gauge Mossberg 500 loaded with Depleted Uranium sabot slugs. 12 gauge slug will kill anything in North America hombre....
>>30491578
Orlando proved that doesn't work. Just call the atf and tell them a dog is loose.
>>30491277
Supersoaker filled with holy water.
>>30491277
One of those magnetic crane things?
>>30491277
Caltraps.
>>30491476
Yeah, that whole episode was a combination of that and The Howling.
>>30493866
Can I come with you? There's not a demon car after me, but California lawmakers are just as scary.
>>30494218
Does Kodiak sound good to you?
>>30491277
AR in .458 SOCOM
I don't know what happened to this thread but I like where it's going.
20MM Solothurn.
45-70 460gr solid lead projectiles loaded +p.
HSM bear load is a helluva drug
If booty being pressed against glass won't scare a demon.....I don't know what will
Daily reminder that "dat ass" fetishism is for blacks and hispanics.
>>30494999
not liking dat ass. phaget
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All of this, and not a single Trap?
IS /k/ LOSING ITS TOUCH!?
>>30494637
perfection. i would munch her anus all day erryday
thank you anon
wew
>>30491277
A stinger.
Take out engine with .50 rifle shots, it will stop it long enough. Fill gas tank with holy water and roll the car into hallowed ground
>this thread
god bless you anon.
>ITT: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
>What is your weapon of choice?
A ditch.
Or, y'know, a tree stump for it to high center on.
>>30491301
Go be homo for your brother somewhere else.
>>30491277
transfer the title into my name
That's what this is for, right?
Become the demon car's henchman. I'd make some serious overhauls,draw some bitchin flames on the side, new rims, hot babe decals. We'd ride.
Fucking mods can't even handle glorious demon-slaying booty.
What has this board come to?
>>30491277
My mosin nagant will make short work of that shitty engine block. That or a gyrojet.
>>30494022
you know the car can heal it's self? The only safe place is hallowed ground
what the fuck happened?
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