Hello /k/omrades, I'm not sure if any of you remember me, but 3 years ago I made a thread asking for pictures for a debit card. Well it's about to expire, so I've come to you with the same request.
>>Has to be PG-13
>>Has to be kawaii girls with guns
>>Landscape works best, but if it's a awesome pic I'll make it work
>>No actual reward, besides that you'll know you chose the picture on my head for the next 3 years
>>picture on head
>>Card**
>>30480191
>3 years ago
Go play in traffic.
>>30480191
The most kawaii senpai
>>30480219
>That blackhawk
>Main rotor spinning the wrong way
>Tail rotor on the wrong side
I would dump the Honorable mentions from the last time, but they were deleted some time ago.
>>30480260
You forgot to point out the unauthorized boots also
>>30480260
>>30480246
>Track pads are US Flag stamps
This should be a thing. Seriously.
>>30480279
They're obviously not in the US Army, so zero fucks about boots.
Also, the cargo pocket zipper on the 417 DMR chick's flight suit pants is open.
>>30480260
/k/: came for the guns, stayed for the autism
Hopefully some anon will have a lot of pics to put the thread back on the rails.
I got you OP
>>30481130
>confederate flag on display with the the US Flag
>pulls out card to pay
>hands to cashier
Heh yeah..i'm a crazy whacky otaku with pretty obscure interests.. you probably dont know what anime is huh? heh normie...can't wait to post on 4ch about this..
>>30481156
used to be extremely common until the feels community noticed it
>>30481130
After you sprout a couple of kids, you'd wish you were a virgin.
>>30481156
You know there's several nuggetfest pics where people fly Nazi flags next to Israeli ones?
>>30481156
>>30481130
I thought alla promises 72 virgins, not 32.....
>>30481234
>counting the /k/unts on the picture just to make this bad joke
>>30481234
This: >>30481246
Literally kys
>>30481161
How'd you know?
Most people actually just chuckle
>>30481218
MFW I'm not alone
How about some patriotic tank girls?
Prove you are a Heterosexual with this
>>30481634
I would if I could, but the bank says no
Get this
Go on gelbooru/danbooru and search gun. Filter out tags you dont want.
>>30482085
>>30482095
Set it on it's side when swiping shit
>>30482107
>>30482117
>>30482138
>>30482184
that wouldn't fit on a card at all fag
>>30482202
I'm just posting what I see in my folders, friend.
>>30482215
how about you pic stuff that would actually work like he asked
>>30482231
>>30480191
>Landscape works best, but if it's a awesome pic I'll make it work
That's literally what I'm posting.
>>30482266
>he'll make a picture work even if it would cut off entire sections or have to be shrunk too small to be seen
Yeah, okay bud whatever
>>30482332
Okay. I'm sure you have loads of low-res anime girl pictures ready to post, eh?
>>30482357
I posted all of these
>>30482085
>>30482095
>>30482107
>>30482117
>>30482138
>>30482153
Eat my ass
>>30482378
So, you posted a bunch of vertical images and then decided to bitch at me for posting higher-res landscape images?
Fuck off, you little hypocritical piece of shit.
>>30480246
>bald eagle with AA-12
I salute every time.
>>30480191
Requesting funny stories of using the card. Had anyone ever denied it cause they didn't believe it was real?
>>30482397
>3/6
>they are all the proper ratio to fit a car
>your pictures would be overly shrunk to fit a card or cropped badly
Eat a dick, nigger
>>30482274
Goddammit, I literally just saw a desert camo M4 Super90 at Canadian tire.
>mfw $2,700 Canuckbucks
>mfw +13% sales tax
>>30480191
>>30482490
Whatever, bro. I'll see what I got but I think they're mostly vertical. Not a lot of people go to the trouble of making low-res landscape drawings.
Sabagebu
>>30482550
>>30482557
it doesn't matter the res, it matters the weighting of the image
A picture that's all on the left and a little on the right is going to look like ass
It's the RATIO that matters
A square picture would look like crap
>>30482562
now THIS is a picture with proper ratio
>>30482587
>>30482587
one more
>>30482614
>>30482637
also good
>>30481189
>Israel flag
This is more disgusting than >>30481156
>>30481156
>doesn't even swing the baton
>didn't use mace first
Gay
How can this even turn you on
>>30481634
>implying those aren't traps
>>30482478
I can't think of anything super funny at the moment. A few waitresses usually make small talk after seeing, or old lady give me the side eye.
>>30482085
>>30482095
>>30482266
>>30482366
Top contenders so far
>>30483757
the clits and vulva bulge tend to say something different, actualfag
>>30483767
this>>30482366
wouldn't fit on a card
>>30483775
>vulva bulge
so would so say its... puffy?
>>30483860
>>30483788
With a little bit of cropping it could.
>>30482184
It's the opposite with this one, I'd increase the size because it's a plain white background.
>>30483984
you'd lose something on one of the ends
>>30482173
VDV -tan is experiencing feels
>>30486005
if PTSD is now considered feels