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POST YOUR тaнкfu
>>30443095
ИC-7!
Thats not the Maus.
Maus is my tankfu
>>30443539
THICC
>>30443095
But OP, you already posted it!
Best tonk coming through
>>30443095
>>30443095
Yeah, I know. Not technically a tank.
Don't care, forbidden love is best love.
claimed
>>30443886
in case of a 3some
>tankfu
No, but I like the Armata and also Leclerc/Type 10 type of tanks sorta since they're not as heavy as inferior abrams/leos, plus that superior modular armor tho.
>>30444369
I like that eyes expression she got. "Yer gonna get rekt and ye know it"
Italy is relevant?
claimed
>>30443791
Since you have chosen the bob semple I will choose the other glorious nz tank design
>>30443095
Claimed
whats going on in this ITT thread?
Not a huge tank guy, but there's something I like about Soviet designs, in the aesthetic sense.
They just look brutal, and I love it.
>>30444809
>whats going on in this ITT thread?
what?
This one's mine, back off.
I'm not a Wehrboo I swear.
easy
>>30444809
i wouldn't worry about it
>>30443095
>the tank that pushed back the commies
>literally won the 2nd battle of stalingrad
>literally won the war
>>30443886
move over for superior tonk.
>>30443095
>no T-54/55 yet
thank god. She's all mine, bitches.
>>30445500
That isn't the E-79, you must have posted the wrong image.
Glorious 122mm, and a more attractive muzzle brake than the Tigers and Panthers!
Best Soviet tank coming through.
It's so brutal and space-ish it looks like something from WH40K, tbqh.
>>30446663
the most modern looking tank of WW2.
Honk I'm a tonk Jaeger
>that applique armor
cue the sex noises
>>30447228
I'd agree if the turret wasn't so far forward, most modern looking I'd honestly say t-44 or panther for the centrally located turret
>>30447477
Applique for days
>>30447496
she wears mini skirts and doesn't laugh at good pick up lines even when she thinks the guy is hot
sometimes she just pretends to not know English in order to avoid Americans
>>30447481
Yeah, that did create a big problem: no hatch for the driver! So unless there was a floor hatch (is there?) he'd have to exit through the turret.
Of course, it's compact size was due to being derived from the KV-13, an attempt at a compromise between KV-1 and T-34
Only the most kawaii for this gal
I love how Soviet tanks match their ideology. Vulgar, barbaric, and revolting.
does the Maus handle well? i dont see that shit turned
>>30448172
I'm inclined to agree. I dislike Soviet armor up to the T-54/55. Not a single one of their interwar or WW2 appeals to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnKnS-JKnOs
>>30448230
For me the best part of German armor was the sloped rear. Gave it a nice, sporty Porsche look.
>>30448252
I understand that, it looks nice. I just love how crafted they look. Even if in the end it caused problems for field repair, they were finely crafted and made to maximize the efficiency of the crew. For a nation with manpower and resource shortages I can somewhat understand this approach.
In terms of looks, I'd rate WW2 vehicles like this:
Germany > Britain > US > France > Italy > USSR > Japan
>>30448252
Much like the IS-3, Tiger II looks much smaller when there's someone in the hatch.
>>30448346
I dunno, think that might be a perspective thing.
I always had a thing for this local gal
>>30449887
absolutely revolting
>>30443095
>Good solid tank
>>30450036
>>30443095
>POST YOUR тaнкfu
Always and forever the terror of the table.
I like the M10 wolverine
>>30450311
>it works
>>30444575
Too bad the ukrainian army is Shiet
>>30450449
*17 potato's have been deposited into your account *
In all seriousness though they aren't doing nearly as well as they could.
>>30450428
Hello my fellow American Freund.
How goes the making apple pie and playing baseball?
>>30450691
>>30450691
>>30450725
What is this?
>>30450964
Stug III
>>30450982
Why is it trying to be american?
>>30450986
Why not?
>>30450964
Otto skorenzy's meme machines
>>30451268
I wish there was still someone as batshit crazy as Skorzeny.
>>30450986
Well if you read the caption it says it's booby trapped so maybe the tanks disabled so they thought they'd use it as bait if they have to abandon it anyway
my other "fu's"
9k22 tunguska, Cv90120T, Leopard 2A4 revolution, Chally II, PZH 2000...
>>30450428
Wait a minute... That's not a wolverine!
>>30451412
>>30448230
I like the KV-2, in a "It's ugly, in a good way" type. Otherwise, the BT series is pretty neato. Same with the Su-85/100 and then all their armored cars.
But p much as the other Anon said. They're crude and brutal looking, which has its own appeal.
>>30451470
Actually.. I like the Kv2 as well..
>>30451482
They look better with German markings, though.
>>30451524
>>30451533
>>30451536
Have a KV-1 as well.
>>30451541
T-70.
I've got some other Beutepanzers, anyone want me to dump them?
>>30451555
Yeah man.
>>30451568
>>30451575
Italian Armored cars pressed into German Service for some reason.
>>30451587
No one can stop the murdersleigh.
As we step over the trenches.
Disregarding ennemy fire.
Dying only to heat strokes from our own engines.
>>30451594
>>30451601
>>30445500
Are you talking alt-history right now? What is this beast's name?
>>30451607
Captured B-2, having been refitted into a flamethrower tank.
>>30448228
Only 2 built. 1 with turret. Apparently the transmission was shit and the engine was way underpowered for the weight of the vehicle. Mostly cause they used spare Tiger parts or soemthing like that. I don't think they properly built up the prototype before the war ended
>>30451587
>>30451594
I'm thinking if you hadn't figured it out at that point, the Italian mulsurp showing up in your unit kinda told you the war wasn't going so well.
>>30451596
>hanging out
>huffing your own exhaust
>a grillion degrees inside
>with dudes who haven't showered in over a week
>V12 smack ass in the center of the crew compartment
>so loud you can't hear shit
>plus gunfire from the 6pdr obliterating your eardrums
>fuel stored inside with you
>all the while thinking "jolly good, this sure beats the trench!"
>Krauts-fw
Finnish capture, I believe.
>>30451644
Could be worse, you could get a Lee tank.
Although, from what I heard the Germans actually liked them.
>>30451661
Doesn't matter, we are awaited beyond the rhine. We burn alive, we die, we ride again.
>>30451675
That makes some sense. Especially if any of the guys using it were vets from Afrika Korps. They would have at least a familiarity with it
It's a toss up between >>30444656 and pic.
>>30451661
>>30451683
And really what would you rather? Embrace the hellfire of the murdersleigh or hide in 40k-tier metal bawkses?
>>30451675
>>30451675
What didn't they use?
>>30451702
I dunno. I'd probably rather be in Artillery honestly. Especially if I was firing some of the German heavy guns
>>30451705
>>30451714
Jap stuff
>>30451714
They used everything, which was smart of them. But they should've been smart enough to have some actual logistics.
Here is a BT-7 turned into a static fortification.
>>30451715
You sir are not awaited. We will ride eternal without you. Rusty and loud. Through the gates of hell as we make ou way to heaven.
>>30451720
No, but the Japs did use German stuff.
Including German stuff that was sold to the Chinese, and then captured by the Japanese.
>>30451741
>>30451747
>You will never steal an enemy armored car and then go for a joyride ;_;
>>30451754
I'm curious as to what the expected life-span of someone using captured equipment was. Even through they're marked, it might be hard to see from a distance and might be mistaken for friendly fire or something.
>>30451763
Here is another T-70, I think.
>>30451772
the DAK was also fond of using captured vehicles.
>>30451775
Same one.
>>30451783
Anyone still here? Should I keep dumping?
>>30451797
go on.
>>30451800
>>30451802
>>30451807
Some more captured french-tanks, which I think are in Finland or something.
I know a lot of the earlier war tanks got sent to the some of the smaller, less important fronts.
>>30451815
Another.
>>30451821
>>30443095
Remove T-34s from the premises.
>>30451827
>>30451835
A Matilda turned into some sort of Kangaroo.
>>30451845
Another captured T-34.
>>30451871
Vehicle graveyard, with a captured Sherman.
Look how cute it is.
>>30451878
Last thing I have, the rest are disabled Beutepanzers.
So instead, you get this picture of German equipment waiting to be scrapped after WW2.
>>30451815
>>30451821
Filename say that they are in jugoslavia
>>30451275
You mean Otto "the Prussian concussion" Skorenzy?
>>30445060
shit tank.
>>30451944
salty little sherman ;-)
>>30451621
>>30448228
It was supposed to have some honking great diesel engine powering an electric transmission,
So it'd probably turn pretty well, so long as it wasn't on soft ground.
>tanks
psshh
nothin personnel....kid
>>30446844
a truly glorious machine, if he kept going for long enough the National Guard may have had their first tank kill on home soil
>>30452004
as a person who appreciates flashlights, riding around in this has some appeal to me
>>30452034
but do you sexually identify as an attack helicopter?
T H I C C
A F
>>30451754
>you will never feel the wind through your hair as you joyride with a brencarrier with the few squad members still alive
>>30447441
I prefer its imouto
>>30443750
But which is better anon, Chief with or without stillbrew
>>30451350
Cardboard tank
>>30452034
Better not fly too low. Even a ww2 era tank shell would shut that bitch down.
>>30452137
>maybe we already have
>>30452034
>implying missiles are useful against modern tanks
>>30452325
>Russia
>modern
No
>>30452417
>T-14
>unveiled last year
>not modern
wut
>>30452543
>Russia
>modern
>>30452127
A cute.
>>30452556
I get you but this tank is pretty modern
Can't we post loli?
>>30447496
Appliqué for days?
>>30450401
>Terror
That's not a demolisher nor any of the fuckall lord of wars
>>30450401
It's just a WWI mursersleigh with a turret.
I disapprove, the point of the murdersleigh is just driving forward.
>>30452417
When was the last time USA rolled out a new tank? Name a year, burger, so we can all laugh at you.
>>30450036
Gee Hans your mom gives you two Spandau's?
WIP food for thought sort of afternoon made this.
None of the stresses would hold up so it's a light tank or tankette at best if it works.
Still need to figure out:
>leg patterns to springs inside each "leg wall" to determine how thick they should be
>diameter strength required from the wheels >what spring system to use above the wheels that are mounted on the upper chassis to keep a firm planted "leg" on each side
>true diameter of the chassis itself
>internals pattern for everything that goes inside a tank
Main benefits would be that a hit from the side wouldn't immobilize the vehicle if it would normally hit a track wheel or the tracks of a standard tank. This thing would need another 8 sets of wheels and "legs" to not vibrate so much.
The gun idea is probably dumb but a shot at elevating so high it can shoot at aircraft not directly overhead.
I was bored.
>>30448115
That picture is of a awfully low quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3R94-5iSdg
>>30452556
that butthurt
*muffled sabaton accordion remix in the distance*
>>30451983
>posted as my transmission breaks after 30 ft of driving
>>30457520
>30ft
>destroying 5 shermans
Pick zwei.
>>30456785
da fugg?!
claiming panzer 3, specifically austf. j1
>>30457520
It was the transmission issue that got me introduced to the Tiger I.
>>30445106
I never worry about planes
>>30451555
>Beutepanzers
Good old Tiger 1 and Tiger 2 are old favorites
>>30459050
and Tiger 2
>>30451587
give them a break - Italians made shit tanks but their ACs were much better
>>30451726
They also used BT7 as armored cars
>>30451754
>You will never steal an enemy cruiser tabnk and then be cuising th e'hood
>>30459130
pic of the man himself
>>30459130
>>30459240
the absolute madman
>>30451422
>chill bro, they're just wolverines
>>30460102
>We need to fling this plane off a cliff to get airborne? Move over, Benito, I'm not missing this ride! I'm sure the weight limit is just a suggestion.
>>30453757
MODS
O
D
S
>>30460168
#justfallschirmjaegerthings
>>30460102
I just learned today that in the 1960s he worked for Mossad. Possibly just because he was bored of civilian life.
What a fucking madman.
>>30460231
>hey simon ill work for you if you stop dragging my name through the mud
>no you filthy goy
>lol thats fine I just want to handle explosives again
t. otto "the madman" skorenzy
>>30447228
The Tiger 1 looks more modern imo
>>30460373
>I'm sorry Mr. Skorzeny. Due to the cancer you will never walk again.
>Six months later
>Herr Doktor, would you please stand there so I can stroll over and kick your ass?
>>30460531
>hello i'd like to found an organization to help war refugees and qualified applicants find jobs and homes in new countries
>of course, and what will this organization be called?
>die spinne
>>30460168
Mussolini's face is one of sheer terror. He knows some crazy shit is about to go down.
>>30460578
>You know those V-1s we keep launching at England? What if we made a piloted version that you bail out of before it crashes?
>>30459113
>taking the tracks off and its now an AC
wtf even is slav tank philosophy
>>30463619
>im going to make you an angebot
you cant refuse
>>30463709
>Komm mit uns!
best modern tank actually?
Shortstacks are GOAT
>>30443095
I like the Hellcat quite a bit. Russian and German vehicles are especially aestheticly pleasing to look at.
>>30457704
>pick zwei
Zwei means 2
Eins means 1
>>30463913
When it comes to light tanks, I like the Walker Bulldog
The GOAT meme tank
![M-84_VS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nHlIJXO.jpg "M-84_VS[1].jpg")
