You are eating dinner when this man joins you and says
>go ahead and finish your meal
wat do?
>>30436435
I say
>comen
Say
"Only if you give me your auto graph Mr. Del Toro
I would enjoy my last meal.
>>30436435
Ask him if I can replace my last meal with something better than ramen noodles.
Tell him thats my fucking plan anyways. Then offer him a cigarette.
eat very slowly so he can't kill you.
>>30436435
Ask him to pass the butter.
>>30436435
How did you get over the wall?
>>30436435
Tell him it's a gun free zone and he needs to go away.
>>30436688
Finish my meal. It's not like I fucked with the cartel or am a cop or something.
>>30436458
I think you mean Mr. Banderas
https://youtu.be/WgfDctMEo0U
>>30436435
Tell him I know where one of the Infinity Stones is.
ask him why his face is slowly melting obv
>>30436818
Lol
>>30436435
Yes, Alejandro. I was just going to see your boss. Tell him I've got his money.
>>30436435
Inform him as his attorney he violated castle doctrine and is about to get Merced because I'm armed.
>>30436435
"Thanks, I really appreciate the invitation. You see, this part of my meal is particularly special. It's when I really taste the disappointment in everything I've ever done and will ever do. Please kill me post-haste."
deploy tactical whoopie cushion.
"bbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrtt"
>>30436435
Wow, you're Antonio Banderas!
>y-you too
>>30436511
....Would this work?
oh hey guy did we win? do u need my car?
>>30439327
No, the casing would pop like a firecracker without any kind of chamber.
>>30436435
stare at him blankly and begin wiggling my ears
>>30440090
Potentially startle him though.
Obviously continue eating.
Wouldn't want to upset El bradito Juan wick Pit.
>>30439327
He'd probably notice the weight
>>30442315
Any idiot would feel the weight of a FUCKING bullet in their cigarettes before they would even light it
Inform him to double check his information, because he's got the wrong house.
Barring that, play the ace up my sleeve. I have Ryan Phillipe come in and let him know he got bad Intel. Maybe chat about old times if he has time to spare.
>>30436435
Ask him if he's hungry and get the maid to bring him a plate. I have nothing to fear from him as I have not wronged him. Ask him to regale me with tales of righteous vigilantism.
>>30436435
AND THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN
>>30436435
Keep eating my dinner and wait for the bullet to come, I always knew drawing furry porn would catch up to me.
>>30436435
YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT IN THIS HOUSE, IT'S A GUN FREE HOUSE.
CAN'T YOU READ.
LET ME EAT MY TOFU STEAK IN PEACE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE.
>>30436435
Post better picture while you are at it.
I would say.
>Hello-Hello?
>>30436435
"Don't call my name. Don't call my name, Alejandro."
>>30442590
Never trust a guy who sits like that.
>>30436878
Underrated post
>>30442620
Fuck you now it's stuck in my head
>>30446488
Not my fault it's catchy, though amusingly I almost never hear it on the radio.
>>30436435
Ask him to fuck me.
>>30436435
Go apeshit with my AR
Wasn't ever really a fan or ARs but this is pretty slick. I could see myself owning one like this
>>30436435
ask him whats in the box
>>30446488
I work with a Romanian who sounds like Dr Nick from The Simpsons, and I get the song stuck in my head all the time, only in my version, it's him singing, and instead of Alejandro it's Ali Baba
>>30436435
Eat very slowly and wait for him to fall asleep, then use my mexican family members as human shields as I make my escape back to America with my real family.
Checkmate, narcos
