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If you had no choice but to operate in shorts, what would you choose?
shorts, probably
Rhodie bush shorts /thread
Spandex of course
tactical lederhosen
>>30436335
I've considered buying some
>>30436335
this desu senpai.
If you're inseam isn't 5" or lower, you're doing it wrong.
A kilt, fornicate the constabulary.
>>30436320
LL Bean Allagash cargo shorts. I wouldn't have expected a brand like that to make shorts so usable and durable. The pockets close securely, too, which is a detail that drives me up a stick about clothing.
>>30436379
>or lower
I wear shorts and high sock because fuck having my legs scratched up pham.
>>30436320
Nudity. Fuck shorts.
>>30436408
these are actually great because if you master the slav art of squatting as well the kilt turns into a mini-tent that keeps your bare legs warm when it's cold, so it's actually good for more environments than it might at first appear.
booty shorts for reduced drag
>>30436320
Ranger panties.
>>30436320
cheapo unionbays from kohl's long as they have a riveted button and not a string button.
I still own a couple pairs from highschool, they last a hell of alot longer than a pair costing twice as much from some lighter material would. and by twice as much I mean 35-40 bucks.
>>30436853
Mah nigga
>>30436320
Dangle's shorty shorts
They're for law enforcement cheetahs
>>30436320
They're comfy and easy to wear.
kitanica shorts look nice and durable desu
>>30436320
shorts desu
But if I had the a choice I'd operate in a lungi.
Makes tactical shitting easier.
>>30436320
Cutoffs, of course.
Prana stretch Zion shorts. Best shorts ever.
ALWAYS CHUBBIES
ALL THE TIME
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Levis cutoffs, with the hem right at or above the knee. Nothing is better lasting or more comfy.
>not posting UDT shorts
Multicam ones.
Duh.
Is there any "modern camo" short shorts?
>>30436320
Prana stretch zion
>>30436320
Khakis. They're a pair of fucking shorts.
>>30437907
Are you me?
>>30436320
cargo shorts, more pockets for more ammo
>>30436320
5.11 kutoffs
>>30437600
Pretty thighs for a Rabbi.
>>30438405
>Ptr
>Literally $1 optic
Can't afford legs on your pants?
>>30436320
>$125
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>30438551
Yeah I know right, I payed less for cryes
>>30436643
>mini-tent
I laughed way too hard at that.
>>30436408
This.
>>30438551
I just used a random image from google
>>30438560
They look pretty fuckin' cool, but not that cool.
What the fuck are they thinking?
Is there a tiny fairy inside ready to give head or something?
>>30436320
Anything by kuhl. Own a couple of their klassic fit pants that look like slacks. Can do fucking lunges and high kicks without worrying about tearing
>>30438617
SNL predicted self masturbating underwear in the future, ah but we can only dream
Easy one.
>>30438433
I flexed and they exploded.
tactical kilt
>>30436320
Chubbies
