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>>30433271
This is all I got. Need more to fuck with people
>>30433271
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I think if I ever take an anti-gunner shooting my rifle I'm gonna make them wear a bicycle helmet
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>>30433336
Who is this Brady guy?
>>30433330
gotta give them an Evil Kenivel style helmet
>>30433271
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>>30433362
She couldn't have possibly said that, could she?
>>30433361
It's just to keep them safe, you know man? I don't want them to get hurt, and you never know what will happen.
>>30433361
Wait, do you seriously not know who James Brady is?
he got shot and paralyzed during an attempt on Reagans life, and he and his family went full on anti-gun afterwards and started the Brady Campaign, merging with another gun control group at the time.
Then they passed shit like the Brady Bill.
>>30433361
>Who is this Brady guy?
Gun grabber with too much money on his hands
>>30433392
>>30433397
>Brady died on August 4, 2014, 33 years after the shooting. His death was ruled a homicide, caused by the gunshot wound he received in 1981.
>>30433383
No, that was a satirical quote someone made back in the day to make fun of her.
But she has plenty of other foot-in-mouth statements that are equally as dumb.
She also came out in the 90's and went full gun confiscation and whined about how the votes in Congress to confiscate guns "were not there."
And she seems to have some new anti-gun bill on hand just about every year.
She's like 86 and we're all just waiting for her to die so we can have a big barbecue/shooting day trip/party to celebrate the day.
>>30433362
((()))
>>30433383
She didn't.
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>>30433397
I was thinking of Bloomberg
>>30433427
Anti-gun coroner decided to make a political statement to get his name out there and pretend that he's an important, relevant individual.
I enjoy how Brady got an autopsy like this, but Scalia could be declared dead over the phone, have no examination whatsoever, and have his cause of death completely made up on the death certificate.
>>30433271
>>30433383
No, that was from an old satire news website.
>>30433271
Is this one good, guys?
>>30433484
zozzle
>>30433271
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>>30433484
kek
>>30433534
Its like a thousand sides cried out, and then were silenced.
>>30433271
I ran out of Brady campaign, etc posters, so guess I'll post a couple carry stories too because they're amusing.
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>>30433592
Post more based anon
10000/10000
>>30433271
>>30433611
I got you
>>30433550
>silenced
You mean suppressed
>>30433647
Whoops meant
>>30433575
>>30433271
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>>30433695
most of these stories are fake&gay but would be pretty cool if they happened.
>>30433271
>>30433611
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>>30433592
>>30433609
i swear to god if this ain't real
>>30433271
>>30433611
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>>30433492
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>>30433791
>getting disarmed by a woman
>>30433534
Keep it up anons
I sexually Identify as an M1 Garand. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of stalking the battlefield, pumping Nazis full of 30-06. People say to me that a person being a rifle is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a receiver, barrel, and a gas cylinder on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Garand” and respect my right to kill from afar and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a hoplophobe and need to check your firearm privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>30433433
>yfw mid-bbq you find out her daughter is going to run for her seat, and will probably get it
The ride never ends
>>30433814
now kees always gets me
>>30434476
Her daughter will be the vessel for her soul.
>>30433300
I don't why but I couldn't stop laughing at this one
>>30433788
I fully support regulated alligator ownership for home defense.
>>30433788
Kek
>>30434353
Did you just assume my caliber?
>>30434353
>I sexually Identify as an M1 Garand
I sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter. Am I on the right board??
It's been a while since I've seen one of these threads
>>30433609
> Stories that never hapenned/10
The end really blew it. Btw 65 years is really not in accordance with the charges. So double bullshit.
That's a big mak
>>30433695
Autistic work of fiction
>>30433695
this isn't even real and they still managed to look like assholes. Nobody should ever do anything like this. The lady was in the right at this point.
>>30434841
>>30434752
Either
>Hive mind
Or
>Samefag
I can't decide
>>30434884
10 minutes apart aint hivemind
>>30434884
10 minutes apart just means same fag who didn't get attention the first time around and decided to make a troll post the second time in order to get bait replies.
>>30433271
>>30433611
Also, new pic
>inb4 smart ass whines about how this one is fake too
>>30433271
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>>30433788
A Vice. Bren ten. I see what you did there.
>>30433271
I wish my Sub-2000 was daemonbound.
>>30433300
Is this satire?
>>30435132
what do you think?
>>30433484
Fucking superb
>>30435019
And the alligator, man. Or have you never actually seen the show?
>>30435196
Elvis gets no respect.
>>30433788
>>30435019
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>>30435242
Obligatory nostalgia link
https://youtu.be/E1o-NWNmQLM
>>30434707
shot
less painful
>>30433271
I just realized something...
Liberals are dumb (well I knew this but) if we try to make the anti-gun crowd look Christian and racist they'll distance themselves from that set of opinions. Like pretend to be christcucks and say "guns are tools of the devil" and shit.
>>30433300
Make it say "the guy who's raping your daughter or you"
>>30433592
fuck that made me rage so much
I AM POE'S LAW
Politicians can have guns because they're above the law.
>>30433383
It's a fake quote
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/feinstein.asp
>>30433592
Honestly, you should have kicked her out. That is just unsafe.
The safety of children ALWAYS comes before the decisions of idiots.
>>30435118
Pros
>bullets on fire
>magazine continues to fire after empty
>probably get some cool mutations from the dark gods if you kill enough people with it
cons
>gun talks to you; doesn't say nice things
>you'll probably go insane
>if gun is possessed by slaaneshi daemon you'll probably end up like that anon who got that shotgun stuck up his arse
>>30434998
thats clearly bullshit.
>Attempted kidnapping
at best, its false imprisonment
>Assault
Assault is the threat, battery is unlawful touching.
Bullshit, but hilarious bullshit.
Hardware stores are basically gun shops
Ban Home Depot
>>30435575
You can also just buy gun parts freely without a background check
>>30434620
Yarrrrr, matey
>>30433753
I kept on reading "Managerbro" as 'Marlboro'.
>>30433271
>>30433484
Nice.
>>30435562
>find progun priest
>bless gun
>wait for demon incursion
>become Doomguy
>>30437263
This.
All of my this.
>>30437263
Note to self: get my mother, an ordained chaplain & minister, to bless my guns.
>>30434535
>regulated alligator ownership
>regulated
Dirty frickin liberals invading this board.
>>30433271
They realize we arent in ooga booga land right? Do they think america is halloweentown?
>>30435132
>>30435154
It's kinda hard to tell with the Brady campaign and anti gunners sometimes.
>>30437071
Fucking lost it with this one.
>>30437577
>mother
>ordained chaplain & minister
yeah, no
only men can be priests, your mom's blessing won't do shit
>>30435368
You mean we need to say that the out of control gun violence in this country can only be reigned in by taking away the guns from the niggers?
>>30435571
>Assualt is the threat
I didn't realise that assualting a position just mean shouting nasty things at it.
>>30434513
A vile homonculous
>>30437991
well, not to be the ackshually guy but in america it legally it depends on how the person being assaulted 'feels' about the interaction in question. If the person you were in an argument 'feels' like they were in danger because of something you did (like you threw a lamp into the wall or something) then you have committed a crime. the catch all muh feels crime that doesnt even involve you toughing someone.
This is pretty important information to know, especially for all guys since we all have probably 'assaulted' someone in our life.
>>30433492
PX4...don't turn your back on those fuckers.
>>30433814
Always love it when libs are forced to face the fact that not being straight isn't some pledge of allegiance.
>>30433320
We actually got this one put up on the Brady facebook before they realized it was satire.
>>30434476
Look on the bright sides. A) her daughter will have none of the seniority or favors that her mother has. And B) daughter of the senator is about as establishment as you can get in a time when nobody likes establishment candidates.
>>30433271
Too many people have guns. You can't take them away. I'm already a demon and drunk.
>>30435571
It's satire lampooning all of these bullshit soccer mom stories.
>>30434707
literally who would rather be stabbed? I mean other than the brits of course
>>30433534
So, what would a blaster have done in that instance?
>>30433592
The range instructor is just as much at fault as her. He should have taken the gun from her. What a cuck.
>>30433695
Fake.
>>30433609
could this BE anymore bullshit? FFS, at least TRY to make it sound believable.
>>30439019
Alderaan was weapons free, had no ships or defensive forces to speak of. It's more than having no blasters, it's all about the mental attitude and belief that you can go about life without weapons or the means of self defense and that everything will be fine.
Afterall, why do you need weapons? The government will protect you, right? We're all good, loyal subjects to the Empire.
>>30438929
Ever notice how many newfags clearly can't recognize this very simple fact/mistake copy pasta for an original post and then reply to the poster as if it was his story?
>>30438621
Lol, got any screen caps of that? I believe it because they are actually that stupid, but seeing it would probably make my sides explode.
>>30439324
If Alderaan was completely unarmed why was there a Rebel Base on it. And if they felt so strongly about nonviolence why did the Senators ship have lasers and soldiers.
Leia lied, people died.
>>30439349
It was effectively disarmed. Just because a few insurgents hide on a planet doesn't mean that the population or the planet at large is.
As for their lasers and soldiers, think of it as a very small, very basic body guard force. Which as we are all aware were actually rebel soldiers rather than Alderaan civilians.
Also yes, Leia is a bitch and it is entirely her fault.
>>30435468
I was just using that law in conversation today....
Sadly, the guy didn't actually understand.
Even with Wikipedia and other articles.
>>30439324
So, what would ships have done? Remember, the only way the Rebels were able to take the Death Star down was by shooting space missiles into an exhaust port no bigger than a womp rat. And that was only accomplished AFTER they had studied the stolen plans (which they hadn't done at the time of Alderaan being sploded), and through the use of the force to get the timing right AFTER a daring trench run that many people lost their lives in.
>>30439449
Better to die fighting or have a chance to jump to hyperspace and escape instead of letting the Empire murder your entire fucking planet completely unopposed.
>>30433592
Based dad punchin' bitches like it's his job.
>>30433753
Jesus fuck, we have CCWs in California too.
>>30438960
I had a conversation with some ass who said gun wounds are worse than knife wounds because you can't dodge bullets but you can dodge a knife
>>30433788
lol I own a gator and guns, damn it's good to be me
>>30439993
...tell me more about this gator and the legality of owning such a pet
>>30439970
Stab that retard with a serrated knife in one leg, and then shoot him in the other. Then ask him which wound looks/feels less devastating before he bleeds to death.
>>30440067
I showed him those police instructional videos on dealing with knife attackers, frisking them, checking for weapons, sharp objects and other shit a criminal would carry.
Still held onto it, despite literally being showed a video of how a person can jump at you with a knife and start cutting you the fuck up
>>30439349
There wasn't a rebel base on alderaan.
>>30440008
well it all depends on where you live really, mine is named alexander and that's a baby pic, you interested? there's a lot to them, so if you could ask specifics that would be easier
>>30440092
Do they grow to full size?
If so, how do you deal with that? If not, how big do they get?
Can I train a large one to live in a moat and eat any redguards that come too close to my castle? A "Beware of Assault Crocodile" sign would be a fun addition.
>>30440111
oh yeah they definitely do, custom enclosures aren't to difficult to build, or if that isn't your thing outdoor enclosures or hiring a builder is an option.
I know your kidding but really you'd want a more controlled environment, but yes you could definitely train it for selective aggression
>>30440156
Have you ever trained one in this way?
Because while I am joking about the moat and castle, I would not say no to a "assault crocodile" being in an enclosure that I could release upon anyone dumb enough to invade my private property.
No one is going to fuck with someone who has a pet croc that eats fucking home invaders.
Also, are they capable of being trained to recognize and obey/respect a master?
And how many pounds of food do they need to be fed each week? Do you feed them raw meat, or live animals, or what?
>>30439349
>If Alderaan was completely unarmed why was there a Rebel Base on it.
There wasn't.
>>30440170
well mine is real sweet to me and my family, but yes I have given him aggressing training, it's enough to scare folks a lot!
it isn't bad, you see unlike your average mammal, they have a slow metabolism, I feed him a very large rat or guinea pig every friday and he is a happy fat alligator
>>30440220
It's sweet? Like it plays with you, wants to hang out and sit near you guys and be social, or what? How does one play with a crocodile, anyway? Wrestling and tug-o-war?
And that surprises me that it requires so little to eat, but that's pretty cool. How big is yours?
>>30440279
alligator, there is a distinction, but yeah, no biting, pretty affectionate, likes contact, likes to be pet, will crawl up to cuddle, give big ol throaty roars and purrs
he's around 12 feet atm
>>30440298
That is actually pretty fucking cool. Does it live in an enclosure/do you let it free roam on your property or on select parts of your property, or what?
Where do you pet an alligator? And how does an alligator cuddle? I assume that it doesn't crawl up onto your sofa and try to lay across your lap.
Also, more pics?
>>30440334
mainly in an enclosure but whenever he wants to come out he'll come up to the door and kind of roar/bellow and I'll let him out
everywhere is good, except most of the head, they actually have very little control over what their mouth does, it works like your knee when the doc hits it, it'll automatically shut/bite so stik to the top of the head, back, belly, feet, tail, etc
actually, exactly that lol
sure
Post more alligator pics
>>30440370
Fuck, I want a pet alligator.
How does he get exercise? Is his enclosure big enough for him to swim around and self exercise, or do you have to let him roam free in a larger area?
Are there laws where you live which dictate "safely storing" your alligator or anything to that effect?
>>30440397
contrary to popular belief, they really don't exercise in the wild, I gave him a larger enclosure initially and he just was slightly miffed that there were now more places he felt the need to cover in shit.
no, it isn't thought of like a gun, if there are regulations on it as a pet, they very well may regulate your enclosure to make sure the gator will be one very happy fat draconic lake monster but yeah.
this is a pic of a friends gator at his place, he is very good friends with a turtle.
>>30440426
shit forgot the pic
>>30433814
Beautiful. Heartwarming, too.
>>30440426
That's pretty cool.
So speaking of shit covered everything, how often as you cleaning that enclosure? How much alligator shit are you cleaning up/does he roll around in it like a hog?
>>30440440
Alligator and his trusty turtle bro, I like it.
>>30433344
Wait, what? Rape DOESN'T DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY? What have those feminists been telling us all along?
>>30433484
This rustles me. All of it.
>>30440468
nah the water filter takes care of most of it, reptile dng is super defuse, so I give it a small cleaning maybe once a month or two
>>30440491
So would you classify your alligator as low maintenance? Or where on the sale from low to high (1-10) would you place him?
>>30433592
This place really is gay.
>>30433642
absolutely beautiful
>>30439993
Why the fuck do you carry a gator around? Just let it go
I'm gonna be that faggot that asks this question, when Gatorbro grows to his full, "I survived the extinction of the dinosaurs" size, are you concerned about him straight up killing you? Or are they loyal like dogs n shit.
Cause if they're loyal to their owner then holy shit they might be the ultimate pet.
>>30435503
Volkspistole 9, nice.
>>30438621
that may be the greatest thread I've ever seen here, maybe even better than the /k/ prius episode.
>>30433307
who is the girl
those lips make my penis tingle
>>30433484
Holy fuck somebody should try to sneak it to some anti gunner fb group or twitter.
>>30440701
>not wanting to OC a tactical assault gator
>>30439900
Like 5 or 6 of them I'm sure.
>>30441517
yeeeesssssss
>>30433484
many keks were had
>>30433271
Oh man, liberals are dumb
Reminds me of the time the New York Police called the Sub-2000 a "submachine gun" after a gangbanger shot some girl with one
>>30433791
Not one Beretta was kept that day
>>30433484
Top adolf
>>30437577
Won't work. Women can not and should not be ordained as priests/ministers. If anything she will curse your guns.
>>30433392
>during an attempt on Reagans life
Wait wasn't that with a .22?
>>30433471
>CroMagnum Arms
>>30441839
>Be walking down the street in Tampa.
>Bath salt tweakers and cracked out niggas come to step up because Florida is the crazy state.
>OH shit, it's over...
>NOPE!!!
>Whip out tactical assault gator.
>Yell "Gatorchu I choose you!!"
>He uses bite.
>Super effective.
>Bath salt zombie uses bite.
>Rotted teeth break off even more.
>Gatorchu bites again and rolls.
>Cracked out nigga runs away.
Life is good.
>>30433791
Of all the shit that has been posted that didn't happen this one in this thread is high on the list of BULLSHIT. 4/10 attempt.
>>30442713
BLUE BOARD
>>30433642
>1931
>be me, a farmer & civil guardsman of Suojeluskunta
>returning from a day in shooting range, practicing with my broomhandle
>a wild jalkapalloäiti appears
>sees my Mauser
>WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO WITH THAT!
>explain that I am returning from the range
>jalkapallolehmä not buying it
>runs to the nearest house to call police
>nimismies himself comes down from the station, still in his Suojeluskunta uniform
>exchange greetings
>vallesmanni asks what happened
>explain
>riivinrauta going berserk
>vallesmanni remembers that this woman's dad was last seen in spring 1918 near Viipuri fleeing to the border
>fuckthiscommiebitch.jpg
>bitch not seen for some time
>shows up one day with officers from Etsivä keskuspoliisi, claiming Lapua movement bros kidnapped & threatened her
>wesawnuffin.avi
>EKP guys not amused; there are bootleggers and moonshiners to be caught & their stores to be confiscated for *cough* "testing"
>arrest the bitch for slandering honorable civil guardsmen
>vallesmanni invites everyone except the bitch to his home for sauna & speakeasy
>>30442905
Sorry m8 too old a post to delete.
Also are titties really considered porn in the states?
>>30435562
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
>>30437868
>swedens lesbian bishop
>>30438432
>rotating barrels are known to perform kidnappings and child sacrifices in all communities that take them in
>>30439349
>why was there a Rebel Base on it
Post investigations have confirmed that the initial accusations of the Alderan Dictatorship held solely in power by the empire had indeed not been harbouring rebels but that it was a fabrication to destabilize the surrounding systems and their trade routes.
>>30439392
#notallalderaanians
>>30433843
>no homo
Lost at the end
>>30435562
>>if gun is possessed by slaaneshi daemon you'll probably end up like that anon who got that shotgun stuck up his arse
Hold up, I've been away from /k/ for awhile, is there a screenshot of this anywhere?
