Things your guns say when you bring a new gun home.
>>30377115
>"I hope he cleaned you first."
>>30377115
> welcome to the safe, you will spend 99% of your life here. Enjoy the dehumidifier, and the last friday of each month is "finger fuck friday" or rust inspection day.
>>30377115
What the fuck is that and where is it going?
>>30377115
You should shoot up a school with me. That will show those bastards!
I like to imagine that the others are jealous and want my attention.
>>30377115
gun: Israeli FAL with wood furniture.
>Are you kidding me?! What the hell, boss, you brought another one home?!
It's just a bolt action for deer hunting.
>ARE YOU SAYING YOU CAN'T HUNT DEER WITH ME?! I'M A GOD DAMN 308!
>Don't worry kid. He'll figure out how reassemble you eventually.
>>30377115
>"You extracted HIM?! Why? There's no way he's S-rank material!"
>>30377137
kek
You're still not getting one better than me.
>>30377115
>You got that skank AR when you already have me?!
>Fine, but don't blame me if I jam on you next time we go hunting.
