Captain Anon, where are heading?
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Captain Anon, where are heading?
Private, this kind of shit is exactly why you couldn't get a college deferment.
>>30363635
I'm not leading you boots. One of you is already muzzle sweeping.
Orlando
>>30363635
Fuck are you asking me for?
You rookies are going to beeline for obvious lines of fire regardless.
Look, sergeant, they taught us all about this in West Point. I'll take it from there.
>>30363641
Sir, now is not the time for this shit.
>>30363647
Sir, we're Green Berets and wev'e been in the field for 8 months. Some of us are here on multiple tours. We know our fucking shit, and you're just here to point us in the direction. Where are we heading, Captain Anon? Also, these are some of our Montagnard fighters, Gui Laoi and Hyuk
>>30363635
>Uuuhhhhhh
>>30363734
Sir, we are out in the fucking open here. You need to get your shit together before I have our comms sergeant radio in that you're unfit for duty.
>>30363635
Imma break it down Barney Style.
I'm not a fuckin officer. Get yer fuckin eyes checked.
And we're heading to the same place we were headed. Nothing's changed.
Why are you all gagglefucked?
Go the fuck away.
>>30363750
Don't worry about it, nerd. We'll handle it after we finish our beers then after I'll write a book about it.
>>30363694
Private, you just walked up to me and asked me "where are heading" like I was going to give you an answer to that shit.
You had best lay off the dope and square your shit away before I sniper check you in front of a patch of open forest.
Sir, what does Sergeant Dauterive get a FG-42?
>>30363825
Because he doesn't ask me stupid questions.
>>30363785
Kek!
>>30363641
max kek
Captain gets your platoon lost and this guy finds you and chews your platoon out.
What do?
>not going to the whorehouse straight away
>>30363635
Are going bad guy base and making them hurt with guns so we go back and have Lunchables!
GOGOGO
>>30363635
how the fuck should i know , im a logistics officer , fuck off cool guy.
>>30364391
very tactfully request autograph
>>30363635
Going to incite several bush wars in the region of South Africa. The sudden destabilization of the area will allow a reclamation of Zimbabwe and the subsequent establishment of a new Rhodesia. The surrounding regions will be assimilated in due time. The local populace will be subdued with appealing fast food such as: KFC, Chick-fil-a, Lee's Chicken, and Popeye's chicken. Southern Africa will ascend to a new era of prosperity under a new white rule.
>>30363694
>projecting this hard
>>30363635
to the edge
>>30363635
Above your pay grade, now go over there and murder those yellow cunts
>>30363641
lel
>>30363635
>why is there a fence here
>thats not the point, there shouldn't be a fence here
>give me my wirecutters
>>30363635
Well son, its a glorious place. We get to fight when ever we want, but only for sport. We get a huge feast, get our own rooms, and even get to hang out with Thor.
Now, pick up your rifle, hit the deck, and crawl with your dick out. Those gooks wont know what hit their hide.
>>30363635
>Captain Anon, where are heading?
>Captain
It ain't me.
>>30364767
Kek.
>IS THERE A PROBLEM CAPTAIN SOBEL?
>>30363635
We go get those fucking gooks, go into that treeline full of mines and flush them out.
>>30365561
How was London, Major?
>>30365251
Famous last words.
>>30363635
All the way chief, all the way.
>>30363635
>Mc donalds.
>Anon your pointman.
>every one else form column
>>30363691
>clips
>>30366520
>tfw there will never be a war like vietnam again, where Green Berets were the top dogs.
>>30364359
Smartass. Do fuckin' pushups, guy.
>>30364767
One of my favorite parts of the series by far
>>30363691
>expression on the radioman's face
kek
>>30368237
You have no idea what's in those pouches, do you?
I want you guys to establish a stronghold for the moment. I want guards places in strategic positions. Basing it off a square, get two men in the top, two men in the back, and two men on left and right sides. Guarantee that there is a 360 degrees vigilance with radio reports with each guard with 10 minute intervals. Any futher questions?
