/k/ I need your help
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/disregard-petition-ban-ar-15
>>30280172
Signed OP
>>30280172
Signed
>>30280172
Signed
You guys have actually given me hope
>>30280172
Do it for op, spread it to all four corners
>>30280172
Signed
>Ar-15 getting banned
Lol. All of the manufacturers will make some massive $$$ with a ban scare then everything will go back to normal, again.
Signed, spread the word.
>>30280172
put this shit on barfcom, as much as I hate them, this would boost us
>>30280172
signed
but fix that typo
> Banning firearms will put no stop to gun violence.
Signed
Signed
>>30280172
Signed.
>>30280172
sticky this shit
>Not only used for murder, like the other petition suggests.
That's not even a sentence. Now if i sign that petition i'll feel like a retard.
Jesus Christ if you don't understand grammar and spelling you could at least run the shit through Microsoft Word before you post a petition to the fucking White House.
>hurr grammar nazi
The grammar isn't even the worst part of that non-sentence. How about the fact that in trying to argue against their case you're basically conceding their point that one of the main uses of the weapon is to murder people?
I fully appreciate and back the sentiment, but this petition sounds like the written equivalent of shooting your toe off trying to quickdraw.
Signed.
>>30280414
This.
>>30280414
You literally started your first sentence with a conjunction, you fucking retard.
>>30280414
Mfw I didn't make this
Pic related did
>>30280518
Yeah OP i figured you didn't. No offense intended.
>>30280513
>That's
>That is
>conjunction
what is a contraction?
found the dumbfuck who wrote the petition
>>30280234
This
Signed anyway.
>>30280172
I petition for the whitehouse to officially recognize OP as a faggot.
>YFW this would have exactly the same effect as either of those two petitions.
did it start spreading it
You are now aware that every call you make to your senator and representative is (supposed to be) treated as if it reflects the opinions of dozens of other constituents who agree with you but will not think to actually call their reps/senators
>>30282514
Letters and emails are somewhat less so, but are still more effective than any e-petition. The government is only going to pick and choose these petitions to point at and say "see, we're doing the will of the people, people don't want those freedumbs"
>>30280172
Maybe it should be worded like it wasn't written by a child.
Also, you have to the NRA and popular people to "signal boost" it if you ever want it to be anything more than fodder for the anti-guns.
Signed
Mark my words, you'll be seeing a (photoshopped?) form of the OP pic when some antigunners try to pull the assault weapons ban has a popular mandate bullshit.
The shitty wording on the pro-gun petition isn't helping our case either.
>>30280172
Could you just, you know, rewrite or edit the petition so it doesn't sound like a 9 year old wrote it?
bump this to all of the chans and the storms and the books of faces.!
Signed
What the fuck is this
>>30283555
Say it ain't so. Even /k/ will have to turn rational at some point.
Signed.
>>30280513
>Implying conTRACTIONS are bad english
Gonna start a petition "disregard the petition to disregard the petition to ban the AR-15
I signed the ban the AR-15 one.
As Omar Mateen.
>>30280172
Signed. May we continue to live without civil war.
Awfully written, but signed nonetheless.
>>30280172
For the /arg/ fags, I'm not signing that. And I own an ar.
>>30280172
Signed
>implying 100,000 is even a lot
>>30280172
signed
signed
Signed.
signed
>>30280172
You realize most of k won't sign to avoid being put on a list
>>30280172
Signed.
