"I have really tried really hard over the years not to bore you with what I think. However, I am a father of two, I like to believe I have a shred of common sense, and I simply do not understand why anybody in this country is aloud to purchase and own a semi-automatic assault rifle."
*crowd applause*
"These are weapons of war, and they have no place in civilian life. I have tried to understand this issue from every side, and it all comes down to this: Nobody I know, or have ever met in my entire life, should have access to a weapon that can kill so many people so quickly."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8UKXy5Jw6I
>>30274045
>Semi-automatic assault rifle
I always hated that stupid ginger and his shitty humor. He's Jon Oliver-tier shit.
>Muh feelins
I don't give a shit, Coco.
It's been about 15 years since he was last funny.
>>30274045
Well that's a shame I actually liked him. Then again what else should I expect from new york.
>>30274045
Including his hero Hunter S Thompson?
Quite frankly, I don't give a damn about what some big headed jester has to say. Dance and entertain us, then go back to your hole.
>>30274045
>semi-automatic assault rifle
I love how every single fucking person who tries to make a bold statement about how "assault rifles" have no place in America can't even bother to figure out what the term means.
>>30274045
>a weapon that can kill so many people so quickly
wasn't there a 5 hour standoff?
>>30274137
DESU It almost gives me hope that they're really just factually ignorant and don't understand that there are actually gun laws in place doing most of the things they're demanding.
>>30274143
Yea, because the potential for a bomb was in the club. I think the kill count got so high because wounded people bled out before help could get there.
Some of these comments are insanely ignorant. Too many anti-gunners don't know the most basic facts about firearms.
>>30274045
You can drive your car into a crowd and kill lots of people, too. Nobody should have access to assault vehicles. Ban them.
Conan should have kept his shitty political opinion to himself.
>>30274195
Can't find it anymore, but there was another hilarious one that was something like
>Handguns are fine, but no civilian needs a semi-automatic weapon
>>30274045
In the year 2000: Conan will admit he hasn't been funny since he lost all his writers in the strike and lament not sinking into obscurity, a-la Arsenio Hall.
>>30274045
We don'tneed a million fucking threads about this shit. That's why it belongs on /pol/. Go to fucking /pol/. That's why we had the sticky put up saying to go to fucking /pol/. I swear I've reported more posts in the last 72 hours than in the last 6 years of browsing this board
>>>/pol/
>>30274086
Me too. Probably my favorite late night host until now. At least Fallon mostly kept his opinion to himself when addressing the situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl8Xg9FdPNc
>>30274045
I guess he forgot about the time he went shooting with Hunter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNEImAIM4L4
Way to piss all over HST's grave, you filthy fucking libtard hypocrite piece of shit. But I repeat myself.
>>30274216
I *liked* Arsenio Hall.
/looks plaintive
>>30274195
I love how anti-gunners instantly resort to appeal to emotion and ad hominems
>>30274279
Holy fucking God.
The Liberal Fascism folder keeps getting bigger and bigger...
His show is in dead last place and his rating keep falling.
I canceled his show from my record list and unsubscribed from his YouTube.
He just lost another viewer.
>>30274196
Nobody needs a Nissan GTR. It's a race car not meant for civilian use. Ban it.
>>30274279
Gotta love that projection
>I'm a homicidal maniac, therefore everyone else is too!
>>30274045
>aloud
>>30274208
>ppl not knowing that some of the most popular handguns today are semi-auto
L.O. fucking L.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Station_nightclub_fire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Station_nightclub_fire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Station_nightclub_fire
Everybody here needs to use this as an example to show that if Omar wanted to, he could've locked down the place and set fire to the club and would've killed more people. When people blame the method, rather than the motivation they are just retarted and trying to push a political agenda.
>>30274279
How does Sam not realize the irony of calling people who want the freedom to own funds authoritarian, while advocating for restrictions, which requires authoritarian interference?
>>30274086
>>30274235
I could give a shit how he feels about it, and unless he turns into a rabid grabber I'm not gonna bother thinking about it. All the hosts did the same shit and it's reactionary as usual.
Kinda funny though considering the archer bit and the hunter s Thompson interview.
Oh well, it's up to him to decide if we become opponents in the future, but for now it's just what's expected
>>30274170
As an Orlandofag with a friend (ex-bf) who was shot in the abdomen during the final siege.
He suspects that a majority of the casualties came from the OPD SWAT team themselves. The terrorist had taken hostages AND was in contact with a negotiator when they breached. Most of the gunshots from the siege came from the OPD.
There were an estimated 100 shots fired by the gunman himself, but most of the victims have multiple gunshot wounds. Somr even have 12+ shots in them. My friend said that up until the last moments, people were crowded into the bathroom, and were in contact with their families at the time. When SWAT breached, they breached a thin wall of the bathroom right where all the people were crowded in. The reason nobody was resisting was they thought they' make it out because of the negotiations going on, and how he hadn't shot anybody for quite some time.
My friend even suspects he was shot by the OPD himself, because he was facing where the gunman was during the siege, and he was shot from BEHIND.
I also have 2 family members in the OPD and they have been COMPLETELY SILENT during this whole ordeal. My cousin in particular who was at the scene the next day has not said a word, and dodges every question family asks her.
Mark my fucking words, the OPD pulled a Spetznaz and killed and injured most of those people.
>>30274045
I'm the father of four with a fifth on the way. I never worry about mass shootings. Why?
Because I concealed carry and I avoid the liberal noguns shitholes that attract mass shooters. I also avoid democrats because they're more likely to shoot up the fucking place.
>>30274499
This doesn't surprise me.
>>30274499
This doesn't surprise me.
>>30274045
>aloud
Are you the same fag from that other thread? You do realise this is an 18+ board right?
>>30274296
Now with 80% less liberalism, and 400% more fascism.
>>30274228
This
>>30274499
DOUBLE DUBS
also, this doesn't surprise me
>>30274499
Not surprised either.
>>30274499
Scary, I hope you're wrong. With the massive blanket coverage of law enforcement agencies holding circle jerk press conferences congratulating each other, I was wondering if there was something they were compensating for.
Did any of you read the second sticky?
MODS
>>30274611
I honestly think its time that we should be allow to talk about the politics if it is related to the board.
>>30274611
>/K/'s not gonna talk about biggest mass shooting in America
They need to just sticky a thread for it.
>>30274611
Yep, the sticky sure helped prevent the entire first page of /k/ from talking about this. Get the fuck off this board faggot.
>>30274611
>read the sticky
>implying i didnt hide those immediately
fuck the faggot mods. gun crime will always be /k/ related
>>30274086
Same, uh well, I'll be lax on him
>>30274045
>I have a shred of common sense
I hate to break it to you...
>>30274649
The shitstorm will die off in a day or two. Cool off. Go outside. Call your mom. Have some orange slices. Read a nice book.
It's a highly/k/-relevant issue. Things will calm down.
>>30274687
where can I purchase an M13? I need one now
>>30274687
>guns are not sentient beings capable of firing themselves
>>30274045
>hey ginger, remember when you got booted off the tonight show by jay fucking leno because of how unfunny you were?
>>30274687
Was this person poor?
>>30274228
cry harder liberal faggot.
you're worse than the bernouts that insist bernie doesnt want gun control
>>30274724
Actually he works as a security guard, friend and i have taken him shooting and he likes it. Recomended that he get a armed guard cert to get more money in order to get a raise to support his family. But what can you do...
>>30274774
Reminds me of an ex friend who also is a security guard and thinks the same way.
Drop him, he just gonna be a tax on your enjoyment of life.
>>30274045
You were never funny.
>>30274045
>Nobody I know, or have ever met in my entire life, should have access to a weapon that can kill so many people so quickly."
So all he knows are people who can't be trusted?
>>30274473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKq5wmCz0wM
>>30274360
>>30274559
Are you guys really this fucking autistic about a misspelled word? I bet you just go full rage mode when someone says "your" instead of "you're".
>>30274235
Why the fuck does he keep waving his hands around?
>>30274879
Alcoholism.
>>30274045
Hunter should have shot him when he had the chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNEImAIM4L4
>>30274876
>Make retarded mistake
>Get bum bothered because two people on a nigerian carrot farming site point it out
>>30275009
>pretending you never misspell words
I bet you're a perfect driver too.
After this when I offered specific examples, he said the M1 Garand was not an assault rifle, but an SKS and Mini-14 were.
He was in that Brady Campaign video after Sandy Hook too, so I don't know why everyone is so surprised by this latest bout of foolishness.
>>30275023
Oh I make mistakes, but I sure as shit don't confuse aloud and allowed. That's not even misspelling something, that's using an entirely separate word.
>>30275064
>By my terms
Good thing the mentally deficient aren't allowed to dictate laws and definitions.
>>30274195
I'm blue in this. Bernie bot (who still thinks he can win) is in red. Unwitting retard girl is yellow. Real nigga is green and backed me.
"The Constitution is a living doccument, the 2nd amendment only refers to muskets."
Actual people who say shit like this are voting.
>>30275064
>By my terms any semi automatic rifle with a capacity greater than 10 rounds is an assault rifle.
That's the problem. It's a made-up, ambiguous term. No one is quite sure what the fuck it means.
>>30275064
Ruger confirmed for most successful assault rifle manufacturer of all time.
Who else learned to shooting with a military grade XM10/22E4 assault weapon?
>>30275109
Well, la-dee-da. Look at the brain on you, anon. Please let me know in what other ways I'm inferior to you.
>>30274076
>It's been about 15 years since he was last funny.
Fuck you, the guy is still the most comedic genius host
>>30274499
Unsuprising
>>30275064
>>30274687
I in fact, do feel that my M13 will stop them from coming in.
>>30274279
What the literal fuck is wrong with these people?
>I can't be trusted with a weapon, so no-one else should be allowed to have one
Fucking liberals.
I agree, I don't fucking understand why people allowed to buy them.
If you like machine guns and like to shoot stuff like a crazy african nigger, join the army
>>30275154
>Please let me know in what other ways I'm inferior to you.
I don't get this fucking triggered when people correct grammatical mistakes on an Indian shit sculpting website.
>>30275169
>Said no one with an IQ over 50
>>30275176
swing and a miss
>>30275196
0/10
>>30275154
>Please let me know in what other ways I'm inferior to you.
Well for one I'm literate.
>>30274045
>>30275205
I'm with you. I appreciate being corrected. That helps me to be not stupid the next time I post.
>>30275208
I'm a physicist you little worm, and maybe just that his Humour level is high,you don't understand it
Go watch Jimmy Fallon
>>30274228
Fuck off, does it look we care faggot?
>>30274196
>>30274317
CIVILIAN DEATH TOLL
>newbandname.png
>>30275214
>mess up one word
>illiterate
>>30274296
a banner week! they'll speak of this for decades.
>>30275205
So let me get this straight... I'm triggered at you being triggered at my misuse of a word?
>>30275115
I love the whole
>hur dur advanced assault guns arnt in the spirit of the 2nd amendment
>The founding fathers could have never conceived of automatic guns
>ect..
meme because it is by far the easiest of their spewed bullshit to tear apart, all you have to say is...
>And the 1st amendment doesn't cover TV, radio, the internet, or phones because the founding fathers could have never knew about those, right?
Lets be realistic, a man can most certainly dream of a gun he can shoot faster than he currently is, that's not a stretch in any way shape or form.
It's just the next logical step in firearms, steps they had already seen the basis of.
But the internet?
TV?
The internet would be literal magic to them.
>>30274045
Conan is a loser who hasn't been relevant in years.
Notice how all the C-list celebrities like (((Sarah Silverman))) always come out of the woodwork with some sort of pseudo-intellectual statement every time something like this happens. They're desperate for people to pay attention to them again.
>>30274499
WE CAN ONLY HOPE
>I really have tried to understand this from all sides
>But my ratings and desire for money dictate I have the opinion that appeals to my condescending soccer mom viewers
>>30275274
The red faggot isn't the most critically thinking. This faggot actually linked me to a Mossberg 715; their .22 plinkster in an AR chassis to prove that "ARs arent even good for self defense because they're in .22lr, just get a shotgun." Then in the next breath said that ARs are too deadly to be sold legally. Then said that they are "too expensive for most citizens to own unless you're a mass murderer" and upon linking him to an M&P15 Sport selling for $400 he told me that $400 was "unatainable for most Americans."
These people are man children, created by academia over generations to not trust themselves, and personify everyone else as believing the same.
Oh, he also unironically stated that a Hi-Point in Fuddy five is all you need.
Time to turn the tables.
Conan is anti gay.
>>30274611
Gun control and culture as well as politics involving firearms is and always eill be /k/ related.
>>30275258
>Not knowing the difference between aloud and allowed
>Illiterate
Well, yes.
>>30275273
That guy wasn't even me mate, and I mostly just wanted to make fun of you. You're the one who flipped out at being called out.
>>30275306
This. As a gay Muslim I find his comments about protecting my religious and sexual freedoms extremely offensive. Jihad when?
>>30275238
>O'Brian
>high humor
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
That's almost as good as a joke as trying to claim a profession on an anonymous image board.
Guess it's my turn to play make believe and dream up a scenario that doesn't exist.
I've decided, I'll be your loving family.
I got fucking cancer from reading the comments.
"Nobody I know, or have ever met in my entire life, should have access to a weapon that can kill so many people so quickly."
Except, of course, my bodyguards.
>>30274876
If you have a career in journalism, you're expected to be precise when it comes to English. Let me guess - you have a GED.
>>30275238
>I'm a physicist
[Evidence Required] and desu that isn't exactly impressive in and of itself.
>you little worm
>BOW BENEATH ME; FOR I AM YOUR LORD
>maybe just that his Humour level is high,you don't understand it
kek, maybe if you ask nicely your mom will make you some tendies to sooth your autism.
>>30275238
>physicist
>conan is high level humor
I wish you luck in solving your equation to find your tastes in humor because you clearly can't.
>>30274445
Underrated post. Why blame the perp when the agenda can get done by blaming guns?
These celebrities live in some real nice gated communities with private armed security guards who patrol their picture perfect multi million dollar homes 24/7. These people spare no expense to keep themselves safe with added home monitoring security systems.
Surely from that rosy perfect point of view, owning a gun is ugly, is dirty, is criminal-like behavior. I can't blame them because their view of life is so out of touch from the regular 9-5 job.
>>30275338
So why does he own a vheicle?
You could easily kill 150 people by putting a big ass ram bar onto a F350 or something and just ran it going 100+ straight into a weak wall of a packed nightclub.
>>30275341
I wasn't aware that 4chan is the destination for aspiring journalists.
>>30275354
You seem to have a funny bone. Your next step is dropping the trip code and name. If you wanted to be a fag, you should have hung out in Orlando.
>>30275375
The quote was from Conan O'Brien, dick munch.
>>30275316
>actually thinks making a mistake = not knowing the difference
>>30275375
>Presenting 'news' for people
>Quoting people
>Not even basic journalism
>>30274687
>guns are not sentient beings capable of firing themselves
>>30275366
Forget that car, just go to the gas station and fill up some bottles.
>>30275375
It's the destination for people that like to use one's own words against them.
>>30275276
SARAH SILVERMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30275415
>having this high of standards for an obscure image board
>>30275426
No one NEEDS high capacity gas tanks.
>>30275276
Literally this.
Heres a fun game to play, whos going to be the next Hollywood puppet to pretend to matter?
>>30275440
>Location is an excuse for being retarded
>>30275443
That's technically true and a perfect demonstration of the futility of the argument.
"So, if the police need high capacity gas tanks and cruise control in the community that I live, why don't I?"
>>30275394
>Using aloud instead of allowed is a typo, not retardation
Keep making excuses friendo
>>30275466
>messing up one word = mentally incapacitated
>>30274499
I was thinking the same thing when they said they breached the bathroom where he and all the hostages were then showed a shot of the wall and it's fucking covered in bullet holes.
>>30275487
>Taking shitposting language literally
>Anytime anyone uses nigger/faggot/kike/autist/retard/jew/mudslime/libcuck/conservashit/etc, they mean it literally
>>30275486
Oh, now you're just being silly sir.
Here's the problem: anything short of a complete ban on all magazine fed rifles won't make a difference.
So if you're honest, advocate for that.
Anyway my prediction is, mass shootings will continue to get worse and worse as society breaks down.
>>30274499
Thanks for the post. I strongly suspected this.
>>30275505
>irrationally bitching about one word
>pretends he was just shitposting the whole time
Nice cover.
>>30274499
With a 100+ dead or wounded I'm not surprised at all to hear the cops killed a bunch of the people
>>30275521
consider that the majority of crimes are committed with handguns, even that won't matter, unless you ban all semi auto handguns, and apply the same ban to all domestic police and security guards.
Good Luck, Have Fun.
Just dropping in to say that it's been three days and I'm still fighting (pointing out what's right, pretty much) over people saying that the gun involved was a fully automatic baby killing assault howitzer.
Or, put in their words, automatic assault rifle. I've just been telling them that IT IS NOT and literally next to no crimes involve automatic weapons in America, it's ironically probably more common in Europe.
And this is Italy. This is literally the opinion of at least 80% of the people over here. The American medias made everyone think over here that all these shootings are made with fully automatic weapons of WAAARRR.
Instead, in Italy you can obtain a license and buy stuff like semiauto rifles in .308 that are only limited in number (max. 3 - why 308? "military" calibers are forbidden) and that's that.
Obtaining a license is not rocket science, you just have to be legally good and get checked by your medic to make sure you're not a psycho.
You can't CARRY those weapons on you, but so the shooter could not OC a rifle into a club in Florida, afaik.
By the way in Italy I think we have our fair share of yearly crimes committed with full autos. The Camorra's (another branch of the Mafia, let's say - not from Sicily) way of setting things right is doing a gun and run on a scooter with full auto kalashnikovs.
>>30275546
Not that weaktard but holy carp, if your job involves communication the you ought to communicate correctly.
>>30274499
>Mark my fucking words, the OPD pulled a Spetznaz and killed and injured most of those people.
>CAPTAIIIIN CAPTAIIIIN
>captain is sick today george
>but we need to be send for intervention
>that's why we got the new captain george
>...new captain ?
>PRIVYET NAME IS OF ALEXANDROV ME OF RUSSIA ME VERY SEX ME SPETSNAZ IN BESLAN NOW RETIRED IN AMERICA ME IS OF HELP
>... i'm not so sure we should go right now
and then we all knew what happened
>>30274687
Dipshit wrote this in advance just waiting for a shooting so he can post his nonsense.
>>30275593
>Retired.
Shit, if he was younger all of the people would have died!
>>30275557
>Not having him kill his own son
>Conan
>Guns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxjHAnfMiiI
I love how the crux of every lib's argument has become "SEMI-AUTOS ARE DANGEROUS BECAUSE YOU CAN PULL THE TRIGGER REAL FAST" and "ONLY THE POLICE AND ARMY SHOULD HAVE THOSE BECAUSE SCARY"
Anti-gunners lost at Sandy Hook. Their arguments have gotten progressively more defeated and half-assed, while pro-gunners are getting better at defending their stances.
>>30275546
Literally none of that is true.
>>irrationally bitching about one word
I'm not the one getting triggered over being called out.
>>pretends he was just shitposting the whole time
Nigga, learn to read. I was pointing out how insults here aren't meant literally. What, you get triggered every time someone calls you a faggot or a autist? Please.
>Nice cover.
For what? You getting your jimmies rustled because mommy isn't home to cuddle you over someone being a meanie on the internet? As I said in my original post, this is an 18+ site, come back in a few years. Or don't, we'll all be the better for it.
>>30275645
I like the idea of Lee being a kind of salvation for the crew, and his death at the end being for their sins. He took that burden for him.
>>30274045
>I like to believe I have a shred of common sense
stopped right there
he's an idiot
if he thinks he has common sense then the US is made up of everyday genius
>>30274499
Can you get in contact with any more of the victims? This seems valid, but I can't take it seriously because it's on fucking 4chan.
Get other victims together, get their stories, and find a journalist to help you out. This has the potential to be serious.
Just know that time is working against here, and the cops could easily control the narrative.
![Autism-Speaks-Sign-4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mWfxxyC.jpg "Autism-Speaks-Sign-4[1].jpg")
>>30275546
goddamn you are really triggered over aloud
>>30275693
Well said.
Literally every late night host has said the same thing. Otherwise they'd lose their careers
>>30274045
I'm a gay democrat and this is the stupidest shit I've ever fucking heard.
>>30275521
And that's a ban that I doubt we can enforce.
We gotta fix problems with our society and media if we want to stop these. You ban guns and they'll just find another way.
>>30275747
This. Social pressure is the new fascism.
>>30275747
Bullshit. He could simply say "our thoughts and prayers are with the victims and families" and that'd be fine. He is barking an agenda.
>>30275778
You realize everybody who's said just that (mostly red state politicians) has been criticized?
Plus, think of his audience. Guaranteed it's more antigunners
>>30275238
>Botswana
>>30275843
He does his show in LA so definitely.
>Liberals get upset you didn't immediately become a gun grabber
Fuck 'em.
>>30275238
>Humour
You are not American. Your opinion counts for nothing. Good bye!
>>30274445
So what you're basically saying is if guns were banned he would have taken the next easiest route and wound up killing more people.
Logically, it follows that the choice of weapon significantly decreased the loss of life in this attack.
Assault weapons save lives. In this case around 200 of them, right? How many were in the night club to begin with?
>>30275115
Very well said
yeah fuckin mods here are retard tier fags and needs to stfu.
>>30274086
Same here, he's pretty funny and I enjoyed his show for a while. I guess I'll just pirate all his shit from now on.
>>30275306
Im wondering if its intentional that their logo looks like a vagina.
>>30274499
I just realized
wasn't the SWAT helmet shot in the back?
Wouldn't that be completely compatible with a pistol round hitting him?
Ssshiiieeeet
>>30276742
I can't tell which side of the helmet this is.
>>30276742
>>30276793
It's the front, and they even said it was above the eye.
>>30274045
Another name for the list of filthy traitors. The Second Protects the First!
>>30274445
Even better was the happyland fire, which was intentional arson:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Land_fire
>>30274499
I hope your friend is okay down te line anon
>>30274045
career must be failing. wait it always was
>>30274314
Conan should have quit on top like Craig Ferguson.
>>30278312
His new show is actually pretty good. History channel lucked the fuck out.
>>30278335
Craig stopped doing his talk show which was at the height of it's success and tried something else after a break.
Conan has been grinding the same talk show format for decades.
>>30274611
Because the first sticky sure helps curbs the numerous "buying my first gun today, what should I get" threads everyday.
Nah, the mods don't give a shit about /k/. Only if you step on their toes and try to fix the board yourself will they step up and act high and mighty.
>>30274687
>"I've said my peace."
>peace
