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How gooed are sea snippers for home protection when ur not around?
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How gooed are sea snippers for home protection when ur not around?
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Pretty good, especially if you teach them how to use knives.
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>>30243498
They've got Domino's in Zimbabwe?
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>>30243682
yeah they're more popular there,since there's pizza huts everywhere
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well, this thread made me laugh. good night, /k/
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best way to detect snippers at night?
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>>30244795
Arnt they cold blooded?

>maybe they dont show up on infrared at all
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>>30243844
Kek
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>>30244812
>leaving for vacation
>flood flat with couple inches of fresh saltwater
>luckily trashbag lining holds it all
>release sea snippers into reverse moat and activate motion cameras
>stream action soon as the perimeter is tripped from phone and masturbate as the bodies pile up in my snipper infested flat
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>>30243498
>having a crawfish for a pet
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>>30244976
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>>30243783

Pizza huts... am I seeing a joke here or just an actual fact..
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>>30244976
>crawfish

Crawfish are much smaller than that(also freshwater), that's a lobster.
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>>30244996
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>>30244996
FUCKING YABBIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wV6_GiMR8s
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>>30243783
Fucking
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v good thread opea

t. vgood poster
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>>30243682
LET'S PUT A DOMINO'S IN ZIMBABWE! !!
>opening day it is ransacked for food and all the white contracted employees are raped and jailed...
>They don't even make food with the raw pizza materials...they just eat what they can and burn the rest.
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>Zimbabwe
>Food
Iol
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>>30246097
They take their pizza delivery dead serious
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>>30243682

It's a parody account.
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>Pizza delivery in Zimbabwe
>get snipped in the store by giant crayfish
>have to carry a wheelbarrow of cash for $2 change
>get speared by customers
>stagger back to burning pizza shop
>hyenas maul your corpse
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>>30246151
Can't tell if that's my local Panera bread or it just has an identical layout.
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>>30246151
That bitch is literally chimping out. Makes me almost thankful it's just spics and not niggers I have to put up with around here
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>>30246127
>usual time of 8:07
>8:07
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>>30246243
>Africa
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>>30243498
>>30245707
>implying I don't have a weaponized trained wasp army
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