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What's the best weapon to assassinate a certain English manager
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What's the best weapon to assassinate a certain English manager
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>>30240611
A noose
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>>30240611
Hmmmmmmmm
This sounds like a job for
the Shoveller!
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>>30240611
Muslims.
You're right on schedule.
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>A large heavy truck
>a bridge that is high over deep water
>know the target's schedule
>wait for them to go over that bridge
>drive your truck into them and push them off
>try not to go over your self.
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>>30241157
>tell your goons this is the plan
>load the dump truck with ANFO and don't tell them about it
>when the target vehicle gets near the dump truck, pic related happens
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>>30241180
>anfo
yeah, I don't want to have to fill out a ATF form and wait 6 months. So I can pay $200 for some fertilizer.

Getting Ammonia Nitrate is already a pain in the ass that gets you on a list.
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>>30240611
Not a gun. Like we need anymore reasons to make us look bad. Use a knife or a frying pan or something there's plenty other options.
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>>30240611
I'm assuming you're a Brit, so an Assault Knife - 1457a9.
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>>30241075
beat me to it.
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>>30240611
Staying in the EU.
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Ricin in a tiny sugar coated lead pellet injected with an umbrella.
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>>30240611

A bike wheel.
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>>30240611
A Muslim. Or a professional assassin to do it and make it look like it was done by Muslims.
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A spoon!

Everyone still has access to spoons!
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>>30241180
Is there a Video source?

Google only showed me copies
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>>30244736
*as long as you have a licence
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