Fighting ISIS. Part one.
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>Be me. Anon.
> Try to join the Marines at 17.
>They won’t take me due to snapped ankle from freerunning. (Faglifeik.)
>ISIS becomes one
>See my chance to redeem myself.
>Buy gear I need
(back story.)
My father retired from the 101st Airborne as a Captain. So my entire life has been nothing but military
And LE stuff. For ex. He would come into my room, destroy it, make me clean it and then destroy it again; just to make sure I knew what the fuck I was doing. He’s trained me from tactical operations, severe trauma wounds, extensive firefight (He’s a prepper as well. Fuck you.) and the essential breathing you need to control your adrenaline whilst under extreme pressure.
>Ticket cost an assload – whatever.
>Pre ship my gear to the cords that the group told me to ship them to.
>Buy plane ticket
>Flight takes me to Eqypt, then after a 3 hour delay – We finally fly out to Ramadi.
>Land
>Hit the tarmac and book it to the terminal where someone is waiting for me
>Meet them – her name is Afsoon. Gorgeous. I mean, drop dead gorgeous.
>Leads me back to an MRAP that’s backed up to a loading bay door dock
>MRAP back door opens to reveal 10 heavily armed men covered in black with tan MOLLE vests
>It’s the Iraqi Special Forces.
>Holyfuckingshit.jpg.
>Get in, they have my gear in a box in the center cab of the MRAP
>Load up, make sure my magazines are checked. Double check. Good to go
>Get to the F.O.B. and set up my quarters
>Hear something unusual coming from the back of the barracks
>Grab my I.S.F. weapon – which is a scavenged RPK with 600 rounds – three 200 rounds drum mags.
>Light a cigarette and start to low jog under the hescos to a point where I can find the music
(Have more if you guys want the rest.)
Keep going.
>200 round drum mag
dont bother with the rest
>>30214171
this sounds like a load of utter bollocks
>rolling out with two 200 round drum mags and one loaded because of unusual music
ok
>>30214171
Oh boy it's like I'm in high school again.
>>30214242
surprised you got that far
>>30214171
Post a picture of that RPK or you're fucking lying faggot.
This isn't even close to plausible
>>30214279
>Unusual Music
>It Ain't Me playing in the background
>>30214171
you forgot the part where buffalo springfield is playing as the chopper lands
>>30214171
Fuck these guys, I want to hear a story.
It's either this, or I field strip and clean the moist nugget again.
>>30214171
>three 200 rounds drum mags.
>>30214242
This.
Go play storytime on your containment board nigger
>>>/x/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/lit/
>>30214171
>trips, break ankle again. Starts to cry like a little bitch.
>>30215004
>/x/
that place is literally cancer, bunch of autistic retards and spell casting threads going "d00d how do I summon a succubus to loss my virginity"
>>30214171
Post proof. Also, more. I want to read about dead mudslimes.
>inb4 he opens a door, gets on the floor, and then walks the dinosaur.
>just waiting for inspection to happen....
>>30214171
FIrst off all, you wouldn't go via Egypt to go to Iraq.
Secondly, Afsoon?
Thirdly, ISOF doesn't give a shit about you and they wouldn't come and pick you up.
Whoever would pick you up wouldn't pack an RPK in the fucking car.
Three 200 round drum mags wtf?
