>OI BRUV, HAND OVER YOUR MOBILE AND WALLET OR I'LL SHANK YOU UP
What do?
Is that Bear Grylls?
>>30194159
oi mate oil ev yew neo dat knoives is banned for true!
best turn yeselves in b'for da bobbys come eh?
>>30194159
>What do?
shoot him. where the fuck do you think you are?
>>30194177
this desu senpai
Run the fuck away
I've been stabbed once and it was absolutely one of the most painful experiences of my life, I'm not dealing with that bullshit again
>>30194177
>Shoot him
Enjoy your prison time for possession of a weapon and use of disproportionate force
>>30194159
Pull pic related, tell silly Britbong pulling knives on people in Murrika will get him shot. Demand knife and any cash he has in him.
It's the E.U. so I have to
>strip naked
>activate my cuck chip
>look down at my feet and flail my flipper hands like an autist
>>30194206
and enjoy your prison time for low quality bait.
>>30194177
>where the fuck do you think you are?
>In the UK: arrested for being within 100 metres of an assault knife without immediately reporting it to the queens police and disrespecting a minority.
>In the US: arrested for shooting a black man and causing a black lives matter riot
>>30194159
Whip out muh 6" knoife and yell say "AYE M8, I GOT A KNOIFE TOO, YA BUTTA TAKE THAT CHEAP CHINA CRAP AND STUFF IT UP YOU'RE BUM M8."
>>30194206
Maybe where you live. A knife is a deadly weapon a constitutes a threat of deadly force. A threat of deadly force can be met with equal or greater deadly force.
>just like a stupid chav to bring a knife to a gunfight
Rooty-tooty point and shooty.
>>30194256
>In the US: arrested for shooting a black man
>>30194278
shooting a black man resulting in a BLM riot friendo.
>>30194300
Name literally one instance in-which this has happened. Jesus your fucking victim complex is immense.
>>30194323
Have you been living under a rock?
>>30194159
>Hey m8
>only have keys, ticket for Liverpool's game and a small bill to go drink a few pints with lads later
>"No problem, stay safe luv"
>>30194159
>What do?
Wonder how I went from Michigan to the UK.
>>30194412
Actually for the sake of posterity can we have a link?
>>30194323
Are you trying to joke?
>>30194488
>what are the Ferguson riots
>what are the past three or four publicized events which lead all to riots and looting
Nice rock
>>30194159
teleport behind him, lay him out with a quick jump kick. chuckle to myself quietly and walk away.
>>30194520
Darren and Zimzam both got off just fine, I wasn't saying there weren't riots I'm saying no one actually got put in jail for killing a black guy
>>30194159
Can't kill me if I kill myself first!
>>30194684
Nice
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>>30194667
Actually they get put in jail and arrested. They just didn't get put in prison.
>confirmed for having no idea how the system works
Also
>I wasn't saying there weren't riots
Are you sure about that? Pretty sure it went like this.
>shooting a black man resulting in a BLM riot friendo.
>Name literally one instance in-which this has happened. Jesus your fucking victim complex is immense.
Phone cost a dollar and my wallet's empty. Enjoy.
Also, I appear to have shit myself. Sorry.
>>30194742
>In the US: arrested for shooting a black man and causing a black lives matter riot
That was what I was disputing you illiterate burgercunt, the arrested part. I don't give a solitary shit the intricacies of your prison system, but it's not surprising a nigger such as yourself would know.
>>30194770
Do you even know what "arrested" means? It means they cuff you, throw you in the back of a cop car, charge you, and you sit in a jail cell until your court date unless you post bail. Zimmerman was arrested and charged with a crime, the then went to court, which is how our system works. Also I'm pretty sure you're the illiterate one, you implied you were asking about the riots and then when proven wrong you're being fucking retarded and claiming that you weren't
>>30194770
Holy fuck you're retarded, do you even know what
>arrested
Means?
>>30194814
This was my post >>30194278
it had nothing to do with riots. Fuck off with your victim complex bullshit faglord.
>>30194206
What sort of commie hell hole do you live in?
>>30194832
If that was your post, then why respond to a post that wasn't responding to that? Oh right, you're retarded.
>m-maybe if I call him a victim complex bullshit faglord I-I'll win
Kill yourself.
>>30194866
>retard claims that people are arrested for sparking BLM riots, when only Zimmerman was and that was before BLM existed
>I point out that this is very rarely the case
>retard takes this to mean that I think BLM protests never happen
Maybe if you actually read the fucking posts rather than jumping in and screeching like the right wing nut you are.
>>30194159
More or less this
>>30194908
>retard claims that people are arrested for sparking BLM riots, when only Zimmerman was and that was before BLM existed
>I point out that this is very rarely the case
>retard takes this to mean that I think BLM protests never happen
>Maybe if you actually read the fucking posts rather than jumping in and screeching like the right wing nut you are.
I hope for your sake that you're not a native English speaker and not just retarded
>rather than jumping in and screeching like the right wing nut you are.
>everyone I don't like is a right wing nut
Okie dokie.
>>30194159
reach for my wallet, which is located directly under my 1911. draw and shoot him 3 times in the chest before he can react.
>>30194159
Run for it. Drawing is dangerous, and I put my cardio well above that of most people.
>>30194159
>grab his wrist and knee him in the balls
>judo through drop him on his head
>arm bar take his knife and stab him in the solar plexus making as deep and wide a wound I can
>>30194908
The BLP protests happened because some news agencies decided to televise normal nigger activity in their natural habitat.
>>30194159
>Yo homie, that my briefcase?
>>30194206
>Implying this stupid Cunt isn't in my country
>Implying i'd ever fucking voluntarily go to Bongland
>>30194159
>estimated distance, 4-5 feet
Toss my wallet behind him, then shoot him when he goes to get it
>>30194323
It must suck living in a country with no news.
>>30194159
>white mugger in Europe
Yeah, totally realistic scenario
>"Aww, i love your accent!"
>ask to take picture with him
>>30194206
>wielding knife
>verbal threat to use said knife against you
I live in New York and could legally shoot somebody under these circumstances.
Shoot him.
>>30194166
...mobile?
>>30194177
>Shoot him
>I can draw against someone with a knife that is a few feet away and can touch me with said knife
This is fucking hilarious.
You shiggers should never CC if you think that is a good idea.
>>30194908
>right wing nut
Oh, you're a liberal. That explains the retardation.
Carry on.
>>30194159
Hand over wallet.
Chase down or get him to turn around.
Shoot him in face.
>>30194159
>pull out knife bin
>tell him to 'get a life, bin that knife'
>hope that he feels sufficiently silly and bins the knife
>>30197785
You save "okay let me get it out" first. He's requesting you to grab and present a black object. Just give him a switcherydoo.
>>30197935
Gambling with your life, right there
>>30194193
was it in the ass with Pablo's cock?
In all seriousness though can you tell us the story?
>start acting wimpy
>reach down my left and right pockets "Okay okay I'll give to you, please dont hurt me!"
>pull out 1100lumen strobe flashlight from left pocket
>pull out knife from right pocket
>strobe his face and cut his arm wielding the knife
If he runs, I'll let him because fuck effort.
If he stays and fights, I run away and yell "RAPE!" hopefully making him awkward realizing he will be seen as a gay rapist. There's only so much effort a robber will do for a phone and wallet, right?
Either way I get lifetime in prison for owning a knife.
Thanks EU.
>>30194256
>In the US: arrested for shooting a black man and causing a black lives matter riot
More like
>detained for interrogation
>self defense
>dindus riot
>SJW district attorney brings up bullshit charges on you to appease dindus
>court and jury inevitably find you not guilty
>buried in tens of thousands of dollars of legal defense debt
>get sued by dindu's family
>get called an evil racist by the media
>Welp... my life is fucked, time to go Dorner on their asses
>>30194159
Wake up, laugh off such a silly dream and pledge allegiance to the flag.
>>30197785
and? I don't care if it's going to end with me getting stabbed, it's my fucking wallet and I'm going to fight for it, or at the very least put a few holes in the jackass who tried to take it.
>>30198011
Fucking this, the media coverage of these trials only makes the defendant's life hell.
Because apparently everybody is a legal expert and knows exactly what happened, and that the ruling is wrong because they said so.
>>30194159
>freak out, plead for safety
>shakily get wallet out
>"accidentally" drop it at his feet
>gibber like a pussy
>take a few steps back, hand still out
>draw .32 pistol and magdump
>grab wallet & disappear
>>30198443
Pick up brass. Don't report it if there are no impartial witnesses or cameras and you have no connection to the assailant. The average American is slightly above retarded, tunnel-visioned with agendas and biases, and willfully ignores facts. The average American is also who'll be on a jury.
>>30197823
That's a good way to actually get arrested.
>>30198526
>Not carrying a revolver for exactly this reason.
>lone chav
He won't do shit. Cheap shot to the nose/throat/ballsack or pocketsand the cunt, lob the knife in a ditch, pull his trackies down and violate that boipussy.
>>30197946
What's he gonna do? As soon as he sees the gun and realizes it's a gun he's going to be on the ground squirming.
>Hand over your mobile
My mobile what?
>>30197752
certainly can where i live, and that not even factoring in our stand your ground laws
>>30194159
Pull out my bicycle wheel and fuck him up.
>>30194159
Why are these posts even made
>>30198526
If they're mugging me I'm probably in an area without witnesses or cameras.
As for ballistics, I use gloves while loading the magazine with cheap & reliable target .32 ACP. No prints & common gangster caliber throws off investigation.
>>30194159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNeLhByUGRQ
>>30197719
>I have never been to the UK
Pls educate yourself on the vast hordes of white trash wannabe gangsters known as chavs.
>>30197946
Even following the attackers instructions is gambling with your life.
>Who is this guy?
>My...my what now? My Mobile?
>This is Texas!
>Is he not hot in that?
>I'm in a T-shirt and I'm sweating.
>how did he even get here?
>Is that a real bayonet?
>Oh shit! He's coming closer!
>Well good thing I carried today.
Pop pop pop, watching Bongs drop.
I'll show him a .45 caliber dentist.
>>30197785
situational awareness should always be present
>>30194323
Well, I mean there was this one guy in Florida who shot a melanin-enhanced gentleman who was wearing a hoodie and carrying Skittles, no doubt to make himself a refreshing Skittlebrau. All the youth was doing was pounding the guy's head into the pavement - you know, innocent teenage hijinks.
I seem to recall a bit of minor upset over that, but nothing else ever came of it.
>no wallet, have all my stuff in my pockets
>only small change in my pockets
>phone is phone from company that can be tracked, locked and easily replaced
>shoes are ridiculously large since i'm a big guy so not even you can steal
>people refer to me as the humble giant
Nobody would ever mug me like in the OP pic
>>30198876
The reaction of the mugger reminds me of Cheetos guy
>>30196979
He will just teleport behind you and cut your throat. The worst part? Its not even personal he just needs the money to pay for law school.
>>30198876
OK, what if the person trying to stab me isn't literally retarded and/or the juggernaut?
>Try to roll away
>Get stabbed 30 times in the ass
>Cops are both sickened and amused by your corpse.
>>30194159
Shoot him back with my laser gun
>>30198969
His face says just fucking shoot me
>>30194159
Snatch his knife from him and cut my own throat in front of him
>>30199138
No matter what, if someone tries to stab you, you probably are not going to die immediately Even if you get cut, or stuck, you'd be able to fight on. And having a gun which would most likely make the average hoodrat run away in the first place, means you can still shoot them. Even if you get hurt.
It's also not impossible to draw you CC while running away, or while creating more distance.
>>30197687
I like how the only reason he lived was because the other guy couldn't get his fucking gun out.
>>30194762
sadly this would be my response
My phone is worth nothing and right now I have <£2 to my name. So if my options are pay £2 or get stabbed I know what I'm doing
>>30194159
>"alright alright, just don't hurt me"
>left hand in pocket, retrieve phone
>"my wallet is on the other side, okay?"
>right hand in pocket, retrieve pocket pistol
>proceed to give him the old Trayvon special
Chuck ten dollar flip phone at his face and run like hell while screaming the british are coming and tearing shirt off.
>>30194159
What are you going to do, stab me?
>>30194159
>smirk at him
>"don't worry, I'll make this quick"
>unsheathe my authentic nipponese katana
>as he charges at me, I used my honed sword skills to slice off his knife hand
>he screams in terror
>move behind him while he's still in shock
>"heh, too easy"
>decapitate him nice and clean
>wipe the blood off my katana with his clothes and sheath it back
>offer a prayer for him and continue my walk
Just another day in my dangerous world.
>>30198711
that's pretty gay
>>30194159
I don't have a wallet and I walk everywhere.
>>30194206
>no prison time because I'm not a eurocuck
gg m8
5 rounds rapid
>>30194159
>All the people saying they would be willing to die over the contents of their wallet
I feel bad for your wives.
oh wait, lel.
