Did one of these awhile go, thought I would, give it ago again.
Any Law Enforcement on?
>>30192143
maybe.
what would you like to talk about
>>30192143
Yo B, you can cop one of these for fiddy ce- OH SHIT
>>30192200
Your illegal firearms?
Who /pig/ here?
Let's get this out of the way
bootlicker
statist
pig
AM
I
BEING
DETAINED
>>30192143
Kill yourself desu senpai
>>30192319
he's nypd, he would probably miss
>>30192143
I am concerned about my life experience and work experience for a dept that always mentions the two.
I'm 24 y/o. About to get my bachelors and associates in arabic. I have only been working at a retail place (housing shit, making mirrors, frames, installations) for 2 years and the store just closed down. That is all the work exp. i have and is that fine? I have traveled the world, been to afghanistan for a couple of months just to backpack in the capitol. Is life experience considered what you have done until now or just about your age?
im 24 y/o
>>30192143
>>30192330
Your right, have a the difference between the 12 pound pull and factory standard.
>>30192332
sounds like a mujahideen infiltrates NYPD episode
>>30192246
>firearms
>illegal
SHALL
Copfag here. Riding out Tropical Storm Colin on the road. Easy OT.
>>30192352
those groups are almost as good as mine and I don't have an excuse
it must be a great city to want to live there despite all the weird shit I hear about it
Post pic of duty rifle?
>>30192332
>backpack
>in fucking Kabul
but why
>>30192332
You should work for the CIA or something. Don't be a cop you dumbass
>>30192143
Thanks for what you guys do.
I have a couple of questions. My first one is have you ever dealt with a Sovereign Citizen? What is that like?
I saw this training video today and I can only imagine how much it must suck to deal with these people. Some of them are definitely domestic terrorists the others are annoying and contrarian.
For those of you that don't know about the sovereign citizens movement, the following video has lots of information.
"Sovereign Citizen Training for Law Enforcement HD"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALPs_n0WQaY
>>30192143
Me and my bitch
>>30192332
I think you would make a great episode of blue bloods.
>>30192380
It's a great city, there is nothing better than coming off after midnight tour and get smashed with you buddy's at 12 in the morning.
The 12 pound trigger pull is the main reason we can't shoot shit though.
>>30192417
Sovereign citizens aren't really a problem in New York but they are in the more rural areas
>>30192143
How much shit do you give fellow cops that really wish they had joined the military and love to pretend to be tactical warmachines? A lot, I hope.
>>30192143
What would you do if you saw someone wearing this?
>>30192455
She's beautiful wherr did you meet?
>>30192498
Well the only ones who do all that shit are us and ESU and a few of them are ex military so not allot of shit given really.
>>30192143
Checking in.
>>30192417
>Sovereign Citizen?
We have a lot of them here. Get familiar with the UCC. For how much they hate the gov't they love citing the UCC. They also love copyright law and try to claim that the use of their name is copyrighted.
>>30192536
Well first of all unless your NYPD or retired you can't carry so I would do what I've done before.
Told you to take this shit off and leave your weapon In your car or face arrest.
>>30192536
You ignore them. Those things are a cry for attention. No reason to engage them for what will be a conversation you can't seem to get away from.
>>30192250
Reporting
>>30192548
Don't you have any conventions or events in town? Easy way to make OT and have fun
>>30192417
Not OP but I have on 2 separate occasions, 1 for an OWI and one for a warrant arrest. Most make their own forms of ID and are almost always armed.
OWI guy:
>left and right over center
>turn red and blues on, slams on his brakes in the middle of the road
>lol okay I guess we're stopping here
>go to window, he only has it cracked and has his "Passport" taped to his window
>does not say a word, even as I ask him to exit the vehicle due to smelling alcohol
>get more squads there, tell him that we will smash window to remove him from the vehicle
>doesn't respond
>extend baton
>throws open door and steps out screaming "YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT OR THE PRIVALAGE TO DETAIN ME"
>tazed, falls down, gets put into cuffs after rolling around on the ground with me and 4 other officers
>Glock 30 in his coat pocket with a full mag but nothing in the pipe.
>passport has his real info on it, comes back with 5 prior OWI
>screams "YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT OR PRIVALAGE TO DETAIN ME" for the next 3 hours for the blood warrant and force blood draw
>taken to county in restraint chair
The other guy was just a shit ton of OAR tickets that he didn't pay because he didn't believe traffic laws applied to him because he was not a resident of this country. Carried a Hi Point in 380 and was very passive but you could tell he was new at it because he fumbled with his law enforcement contact script.
They are very unpredictable and will almost always resist. The real hardcore ones live in the woods and rarely are seen in public. You will know these ones because they will completely ignore you, open carry, be mentally ill, and square up with you if you have contact with them. Do not take lightly, they always think they are right and nothing you say or do will change that, have at least 2 other officers with you.
>>30192636
I love when the booking photos have hands holding their faces in place.
>>30192143
Will soon be going through the B.I. portion of the hiring process for two major cities. How deep in my shit are they going to go? I heard credit check, speak to neighbors(live too far for a home visit), social media ect but are they going to read my emails and shit? Will my shit positing be discovered
>>30192659
Our county jail won't release people until they go through the booking process (mug and prints). There are a group of cells just for people who refuse to stay in. They had a guy for 8 months, fucking psychos man. They are funny until you become a cop or CO.
>>30192392
i was tired of hearing people i knew of or friends doing a euro trip or an asian trip. I wanted to know what the fuck was up in afg and went to kabul.
>>30192472
awesome, but is my life exp and work exp enough? Obviously i know i should continue to find work but i was just wondering because this is my drawback in my confidence i feel before applying.
>>30192406
Well the CIA requires 3 years of some kind of related work, other than that i would love to, and i need to get my bachelors first before i apply.
>>30192708
Here the central processing center just fights with them and tazers them. The central processing deputies love the tazer.
>>30192571
I thought that you could get a carry license in New York, but you had to be really rich or have a "good reason".
In my career I have pulled more of these budget M&Ps out of waistbands and glove boxes of dindus than HI-Points. Only the teen gangbangers rock the HI-Points. Nobody ever has a round in the chamber.
>>30192778
One of my coworkers used to carry that exact gun when I was a security guard.
>>30192778
>fmj
Oh those silly dindus
Nicest gun I found on someone was a brand new ruger Vaquero but it was stolen. Guy was also a heroin junkie so stolen property and needles, go figure.
>>30192831
And the bullets are either dirty as fuck or don't match at all. One guy had steel, aluminum, and brass all in one glawk fowtay mag. If I ever find a gun with hollow points, it's usually budget UMC stuff. The music and media love to glorify how much money these hood rats make in the game, they are broke as fuck and when they finally get the gun they ask all their friends for a few boolets.
NYPD 06/07/16(Tue)01:23:06 No.30192867 â–¶
>>30192688 #
No you will be fine
>>30192750 #
Sort of it's hard to explain.
>>30192711 #
If your ex military you dont have to pay the exam. Fee and you have agood chance of getting in
Sorry for the shit replys but I have to go for a call
Me.
>>30193052
Patrol Rifle
>>30192352
do you prefer the sig, the glock or the smith and wesson 5946?
and how about off duty? what do you guys get to pick from? Last I saw you could use some .38s
im debating if I should join my city police or go state police
I dont live in the city so id have to move their for a year, and id be stuck within the city limits where as state I can go anywhere. Plus it seems like the city cops are the ones that usually get caught up in beatings and shootings more often then state troopers because theyre in the hear of the city.
But its harder to get into state, id be by myself on the highway and I feel like theres more wiggle room to move around in a bigger city dep.
what are you thoughts on state vs city? And who do you think has better training? Id really like to get into investigations as well
>>30193128
What? The cities I applied to I don't live near. I just have to be a resident when I begin the academy if I get selected.
>>30192352
What type of punishment can a NYPD officer get into if he were to modify his pistol to not have a godawful pull?
Assuming he gets caught
Do the higher up people even check?
>Be city cop in a dead end department
>stuck on graveyard, being robbed of fast experience I could gain on evenings
>stuck here till I finish my masters
Someone tell me it gets better when you move to the state of federal level
Postin muh belt: fuck this gay torniquet were forced to keep on our belt edition
>>30192417
For arguments sake lets pretend Sovereigns are right, and cops have no legal jurisdiction over them. Why can't they be detained as a POW of a hostile army?
>>30193322
How big is your city? If your department doesn't have opportunities, then maybe it's time to find a place that does. You're a cop already so it shouldn't be hard to move.
>>30193325
It sucks because we carry them and use them all the time on idiots who cut and shoot themselves but don't get a new one from our department if we use it and need another.
Ever consider a double cuff pouch vs 2 separate? I'm sure they make a basket weave version.
associate's degree vs. bachelor's for becoming a cop? Also should add that both degrees include a police academy that certifies me
>>30193838
Depends on what you want for your future. If you are happy being on patrol for the rest of your career and retiring on your pension, then you are good with associates. If you want to get promoted or do something after your career then bachelor's is smart. Nobody can ever take your education away from you and if you are young (I started at 22), you shouldn't be retiring in your 40s.
>>30193879
Thanks for the reply. How realistic is completing a bachelor's degree after becoming a police officer with an associate's?
>>30193733
I've considered it but they're just a bi too bulky for me when I'm sitting in my unit.
>>30194047
Very realistic.
I'm knocking down my masters now
>>30194201
I figured as much. Thank you for the replies. I appreciate it a lot.
>>30192881
This.
I've yet to see a fully loaded mag
>>30193879
>I started at 22
mfw I just turned 27 and am now taking exams and going through the process. Fuck, I'm going to be the old man in the academy if I get in.
>>30192143
>/k/
>is LEO on
anon LEO is always here
>>30194047
Depends on how quick you want to get it done. If you are already working and don't have kids and work on 3rd shift then you are all set. You could tough it out and get it done in 2 years. Obviously the less classes you take a semester the longer it is going to take.
Is being in law enforcement as shitty as being in the military?
>>30192571
False, the guy i bought my first shotgun from had a CC licence in NY city
He used to be a jewler and got robbed at gunpoint about 3 times. He insinuated that he had also shot multiple people in his life, real fun armslist meeting.
In all honesty I feel like NYC would be a good place to have one of these >>30192536 faggy badges, since having a CC is almost like being Deputized.
>>30194801
The jews that own or work at jewelry shops in the diamond district are almost always carrying. Weather NYC CC license or not.
>>30192376
>shitposting on 4chan while on duty
>during a tropical storm
Go do your job.
>>30192352
Not our fault you chose an especially stupid department to work for. Or an especially stupid career.
>>30195080
What is his job at fucking 7pm during a storm? Everyone is home
>>30192143
Are MPs allowed in the club?
>>30195112
>everyone is home
That's the exact mentality that will let someone commit a crime during inclement weather get away with it.
>>30193558
Right? If I follow their rules I should be able to detain them anyway.
>>30194836
carrying their bags of jew gold iwbhh
>>30195138
>That's the exact mentality that will let someone commit a crime during inclement weather get away with it.
you sound like the faggot that takes everything to seriously
I wonder how many people pissed in your coffee?
>>30195137
GTFO wimp
>>30192143
It probably doesn't get said enough but thank you and the other officers for what you do. I come from a small town of 65000 people or so and i cannot even begin to fathom what you have to deal with on a regular basis, but all the same, thank you.
You guys deserve more for being the thin line between us and the monsters.
>>30195279
No u
>he doesnt get to play with heavy weapons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAGuBetmzLQ
>>30192143
Sup man. You the LT. who posts every now and then?
>>30192417
Ive dealt with one sovereign several times...believe it or not hes a black guy in his 30s. Tries to sound educated by spewing the BS but just comes off sounding like a nut job. Tried to explain to him once that i was by no means violating his rights and that i was a libertarian so i can empathise with him to an extent and he looked at me funny and said he had no idea what a libertarian was lol...guys a crackhead and has tried to sue us every time weve arrested him. I cant say i like dealing with them very much, theyre just ubnoxious and unpredictable.
>>30192143
If I start an elite gang of breakdancers and we do in fact become the "bomb," will you bust us?
>>30192239
underrated
>>30192143
Small town LEO bro reporting in
>>30193322
>masters
criminal justice isn't a real degree, broski
>>30192143
>NYPD
of all the people that should kill themselves, you should kill yourself the most
>>30196172
Whats it like working in a small town? Is it some Jesse Stone shit? Why did you decide you wanted to work in rural LE over larger metro?
>>30192143
Just applied for a local department, wish me luck you faggots.
Here's hoping I get military priority.
>>30192143
Aspiring MI-SP Trooper
We should get Hollyjew to make some brainwashing/propaganda to show you PTSD kiddies that negroes aren't arabs.
>>30196415
>permanent welfare queen
can't say im surprised
>>30196431
Just soaking up those government bux so I can shoot, hunt and camp until I get tired of it and fight a bear to death.
>>30196227
why?
>>30196310
>Whats it like working in a small town?
Small town politics is a thing, don't piss off any board members while out and about. Pay isn't great in LEO terms but it's better than I was making before. I like the fact that I know the area well, it makes it easier to find places when I get a call for service, and it's pretty laid back after 2100hrs since mostly everyone is in bed by then.
>Why did you decide you wanted to work in rural LE over larger metro?
Well I applied for a couple slightly bigger departments but the amount of competition between ex-milfags who get automatic preference, and the sheer amount of individuals trying out is pretty annoying. You can pass all tests but unless you're the best, you'll be farther down the list. I had a buddy who told his chief about me and I got an interview with him and from there I was appointed after riding along for a little while.
>>30192778
That is not an M&P, faggot.
>>30192831
>not wanting that FMJ barrier penetration
>>30196503
It's like a Glock 19 and an M&P made a half-nigger baby.
>>30195221
How many? Not enough if you ask me.
>>30196189
Obviously. I've been told by multiple feds that finance is the way to go
>>30192143
>NYPD Counterterrorism
That's fucking rich.
So tell me how many terrorists have you busted?
>>30195138
You clearly don't know anything about Florida, literally everyone is inside and getting hammered.
>>30196835
This. My area didn't get it too bad but thats standard Florida operating procedure. Stay in and drink and or cook meth.
>>30195341
Are you CCSO by chance?
Sorry guys for going had a really shit tour.
You're right you can CC in NYC but it's really hard to get the licence if you're not rich or important.
I prefer the glock as they took the decocking action off the Sig because fuck you that's why.
>>30193081
Nice, we can't custom our rifles although we where given brand new full auto M4s.
>>30193325
>basketweave
Yea boy, also we where discussing at one of our meetings about having some officers carry a tourniquet.
Is it just because it big and bulky?
>>30193322
It does, hold out buddy.
>>30195341
Yea, I've gone to a few police conventions and talked sovereign citizens to be honest I'm really surprised NYC doesn't have it.
After all we have every other weird cunt here.
>>30192778
it must be a universal thing.
>>30195292
Thanks.
>>30196841
>cook meth.
So that's why a house catches fire or explodes in florida in the rain.
>>30196833
See the cops need just shoot at the trouble making nigs, beaner-spics, LGBT (dyke-faggot-queers), white trash liberals, but at all costs avoid the slightly mentally ill and or has restraining order or sex offender, white or east/central Asian heterosexual males they are not Armed prohibited persons, or unless people want more active shootings.
>>30196991
bingo
>>30196842
Nope. Referring to Collier?
>>30194801
>>30194836
You cannot have a badge in New York State unless you are law enforcement, or a first responder, or authorized by a municipality as some sort of official.
Even security guards that wear badges have to get a square badge, so they don't violate the law.
If some dickhead had a CCW badge, they'd get arrested.
EMTs, Firefighters, Paramedics, Cops, COs and Government officials? Yes. Otherwise you're a square badge buddy
>>30192143
you're a police right? would I go to jail for killing a thief with my homemade 12ga weapon? i was burgled a month ago I couldn't fire my homemade gun because of that thought crossed my mind at that moment when I do fire my illegal gun it's gonna spell serious trouble to me.
pic almost related
>about 3-4 am doing freelance programming
>hear noise down the kitchen
>get my diy gun
>i turn off all lights upstairs
>waits for him (about a minute or two)
>suspect spotted as there's a window behind him and light post outside give enough light that I can see his silhouette clearly in the illuminated window background
>also not enough light so he can't see me. exactly what I imagine if such thing happen
>he can't see me I'm 10 meters away from crouching behind shoe closet
>take aim, ready to fire
>realize that I would get charge of murder
>Instead, I shout that police is on the way (not really)
>he darts out of the house
>>30198478
forgot the pic
>>30192143
Does corrections count as law enforcement where you guys are?
>tfw thankless duties
>>30192143
Oklahoma Police officer reporting in, whats up my blue brother?
>>30198501
its LE here because its an essential part in the justice system
I'm currently in the process of becoming US Border Patrol.
It has taken over 6 months so far and I"m still only tentatively hired.
>apply online
>fill out questionaire, submit resume
>wait weeks
>get selected. take some standardized testing
>wait weeks to see if you passed
>fill out more forms
>wait weeks
>interview
>medical exam to see if capable of doing the job.
>first physical fitness test
>wait weeks
>fill out e-qip for background check
>do background check over and over again because the forms are poorly designed. you have to lie on them to correctly fill them out.
>be told you need to have the VA fill out forms saying your army service injuries won't keep you from doing the job. be given ridiculous short amount of time to get something from the VA.
>get extension on the time.
>wait weeks
>va appointment
>another trip to the VA for the appropriate medical records.
>scan it all and email it to the border patrol
Then at some point in the future. I have to go to Orlando , Florida, for a polygraph, and Brunswick, Georgia, for another and different physical fitness test. Pass those and I should then get a class date. To attend the 12 week long border patrol boot camp. then I will spend two years on the mexican border, before I can try to get up to Alaska or Montana.
>>30198501
NDCS Corporal reporting in
I thank you for your duties brother
>>30198520
I'm about to start my final year of college and graduate next May. When should start the application process for CBP?
I love being a cop but man, you really do have to deal with dumbasses, i am a cop in one of largest cities in Oklahoma and we see odd shit every day but I wonder what its like to be a NYPD goy
>>30192143
How long did it take you to make LT? Any prior experience in other agencies?
>>30198558
Yesterday.
>>30198585
I wonder how many times he had to suck union D to get LT
I'm going to be a cop again by the end of this year. I finally got in with my local department.
I went and was offered a job in a small town, and I said yes. But I ended up getting really bad feels about working there, so I left. And I was right. 2 months after I left their chief was investigated by State Police for misconduct and the entire police force was stripped of their official capacity, and had to call police from the next town over or Sheriff's office to come arrest for them because they were no longer allowed to arrest people for anything non-violent.
Feels real bad to be associated with them. But luckily I got out before it ruined my chances of ever working in this state as a LEO ever again.
>>30198650
wew lad, you got out just in time!!! Glad you found another job!
>>30198594
K den
>>30198520
Damn, I thought shooting at Mexicans would be a lot less involved.
>>30198661
Yep. And I have a ton of friends there, and the people in charge of hiring me actually like me for some odd reason. It's gonna be great!
Minus the whole getting pepper sprayed again, then tazed. And getting beat up by SWAT guys...again.
>tfw already went through an 8 month academy, just to go through another 8 month academy.
It'll be fine though.
>>30198520
My dad was an agent. He loved it on the border. He liked getting to Operate semi regularly.
He had a chance to move up to Michigan after doing a month long training thing up by Lake Huron. But he went back to the border. He liked getting to do stuff, and hated being on a boat all day.
>>30192711
>wants to know what's up with Afghanistan
>goes to Kabul
Retard
>>30198519
Our governor doesn't see us as law enforcement. I understand we do not perform the same duties but it's heartbreaking knowing that no one cares.
>>30198529
Someone's gotta do it , brother. Thank you for not forgetting us.
>>30198736
well your governor is a retard
>>30198697
I get maced and tazed every year and when I get maced, I have to run a course and "arrest a suspect" ugh I hate those days
>>30198650
Care to tell that story? What bad feels?
>>30192143
Which countries do you think the NYPD could take over assuming it could leave NY? Caribbean? African? Tiny European?
>>30195292
>thin line between us and the monsters
Jesus christ, can you lick any harder?
>>30198796
fun fact the NYPD has offices in London,Tel Aviv and a few other countries and I think they could take over Jamaica or even a small cucked Euro country i mean, they have ways of taking down planes
>>30198482
Flare gun with shotshell instert?
Legal to own, legal to use.
>>30192143
Can any law enforcement tell me what shin guards and body cams their department uses?
Can anyone LEO tell me why you are such pigs and are convinced what you do is perfectly acceptable in this day and age?
>>30192881
>>30194217
Do you think its actually because they can't afford a box of rounds or do you think its to fuck with detectives when they arrive at a murder scene and there are 3 different kinds of shell casings?
>>30192417
I'm so libertarian that I boarder on anarchist and I think sovereign citizens should be shot on sight.
They are the American versions of con artist gypsys who steal everything they can from anyone at any time. FUck them all.
>>30192143
CTB here, Nice unauthorized holster Lieu.
Reported to IAB
>>30198784
I only have to get maced/tazed once. (getting maced twice.)
But yeah, we have to arrest a suspect. And he beats the shit out of us. It sucked the first time I did it. I imagine it will suck more next time.
>>30198792
Well, basically I really liked everyone. I worked with. But they seemed like they were pretty sketchy about certain things. The local newspaper wanted to interview me, and the chief said "Oh yes, ok, yes." then told me not to talk to them as soon as they left. That was red flag number one. Then the same day, I went to lunch with the chief and my sergeant. Then the entire city council showed up. And they were talking politics about how they needed more of their people on the council. Red flag 2.
THEN, the next day, I showed up. It was super bad weather. Snow, ice, wind blowing shit around, I nearly didn't make it to work. And I pulled up to a street and saw one officer (there were only three, and the chief. It was that small of a town.) messing with a guy she had caught walking through yards and stuff. I don't know why, but the whole situation was just odd. She was obviously having trouble with him, and she was not exactly a "better officer" or more senior than me. But she told me to leave, when I refused she said "Leave or I'll tell." (which made me go "Are we fucking 3 year olds?")
Then I found out she was the average female cop with something to prove, and she had done something she had gotten in trouble for before (being a bitch to an innocent person, in a tiny town.) and she knew I'd make her look bad.
So she was basically doing something retarded, and did things retarded ALL THE TIME, and it was swept under the rug as best as possible by everyone else. Including the city.
This on top of how odd everything was just made me leave. At the end of that week, to stop them from spending a bunch of money on me, I left and went back to college and my old job. It was a shame. I liked everyone. But they were just sketchy.
>>30196986
is that you
>>30199851
I'm a full on anarchist and I can't stand those morons. If you disagree with the government and don't believe their authority is valid, then there are plenty of longstanding and well-established anarchist arguments for this. But Sovereign Citizens want to use bullshit technicalities and loopholes (which aren't accepted) in the government's legal system to try to beat them at their own game. It is literally impossible to win in a fair match against an opponent who gets to create, enforce, and interpret the rules of the game. Citing admiralty law and other archaic legal concepts is a retarded approach, and it never results in anything other than tazing and handcuffs, so I never understand why they keep doing it.
>>30199683
Shin guards? Umm... None.
Body Cams? L3 Mobile Vision
>>30199719
I do what I can to help people. I try my best to protect the ones who need/want my help. I try to deter anyone who would take their hard earned money/posessions. I try to keep anyone who would do violence away from their home and their family. If they manage to victimize those people that I'm trying to help, I track them down (fugitive task force) and take them to jail while I remain polite and cordial so that they may answer to a judge/jury.
>>30192778
that shit would get you a fine in Ky your weed taken and maybe the gun if the cop was a dick, or tried to push a intent to distribute charge, My dealer carries a Ruger p95 unchambered btw
>>30200189
>I try to deter anyone who would take their hard earned money/posessions.
Would you confiscate drugs from an otherwise presentable and decent person?
>>30200916
It's not my job to determine who is presentable/decent. I'm not a judge and that shouldn't factor into an officer's thinking. Personal use amounts? Large amounts(indicative of intent to distribute?) Yes. Large amounts of narcotics are direct causes of theft and violence and make the community a more dangerous place.
>>30201106
Personal use amounts? No* (no was omitted for some reason.)
>>30200916
And please don't suggest that the taking of contraband prohibited by the laws of this country by a law enforcement officer is akin to stealing from someone.
are there any califag LEO's here
>>30199914
The question that I have is has this shit ever worked for someone? There has to be some kind of success story involved.
I've seen people that sell books about "claiming your rights" as a sovereign citizen, so maybe it's a cult and the leaders are just claiming success to make money.
>>30198478
why want to kill him?
even if its legal
>>30192881
You mean like this?
>>30192143
Eyyy, I've got an application in at NYPD that I'd love for them to answer.
But since I'm #106 on a list, as a white male, and the list is 2nd or 3rd list in the order, I probably won't hear shit for some time. (Took test 02/15)
Soo I'm looking at the army currently. Really, really wanted to do NYPD and join ESU though.
>>30196475
why is that one officer already have his hand on his gun? Was he afraid the phototaker was going to shoot him with camerabullets?
>>30192143
>still using basketweave
god i fucking hate basketweave, just about every agency in my area has already moved away from it save for small towns, some agencies wont even let you use it anymore
desu its ugly as shit and basketweave belts suck ass
>>30202430
My honest guess is he's a rookie, and they learn that at the academy (Not NYPD academy specifically, never observed courses there). It keeps your sidearm secure, and keeps you at the ready. Also acts as intimidation.
When police approach your window for a traffic stop, they usually have their holster unlocked and the firearm ready to be drawn.
>>30192881
I wonder if there has ever been one hoodrat who carried a USP45 loaded with premium JHP's, then when he overheard the arresting officer mention that the guy had "3 clips on him", the hoodrat would interject with
>"Officer, the correct term is magazines. I have 3 magazines, clips are not the same."
>>30192143
> Basketweave gunbelt
> NYPD Lieutenant
I know PG 204-09 was on your sergeant and lieutenants exams, Lou. What gives?
Hope you're not one of the fuckwit bosses busting balls over shave notes and unshined shoes if you're wearing that shit - too many bosses have that "Do as I say, not as I do" attitude on this job, it's no wonder why morale is shit.
>>30202373
Better not post your exam and list number, the job looks around on the intertubes for any personally identifiable info on candidates. It's mostly scare tactics, but keep it all kosher, especially on social media.
EMT, Scuba, and that kind of experience help with ESU. Be a good swimmer.
>>30202430
Look at the name of the image
>nypd cosplay
I have no idea how they didn't get collared for impersonation. The lettering on their RMP is fake as fuck though, uncanny valley type shit.
>>30202588
Nah, I won't post my exam #, or my actual list #.
I'm an EMT already, with advanced trauma training.
Also SCUBA certified, working on possibly getting hazmat too.
Running is my weakpoint right now, but I'm working on that too.
I'm good to pass academy, of course.
>>30202800
You're off to a good start. Keep your certs up, take any neat training you can - FEMA type stuff too.
The thing most people fail on in getting into ESU is the swim. I don't remember the specifics, but iirc you wear a weight vest and have to tread water for 15 minutes, the last couple without the use of your arms. It's much harder than it sounds, especially after doing the rest of their course, but you should have a good edge on it as a scuba guy.
You can also look into Harbor or the scuba team, CRC, or SRG. None of them are quite as high speed, low drag as ESU, but they get to have fun too.
>>30192580
you are one big cry for attention.
>>30199772
The types wouldn't throw off that much as each semiautomatic handgun marks brass differently. There are computer programs that scan the markings on spent brass and match it to the firearm brand and model used.
>>30201106
>make the community a more dangerous place
It's made a more dangerous place precisely because people like you enforce prohibition. You make the industry far more lucrative than it naturally would be on the open market, and surprise surprise, it's the unsavory types that tend to engage in high-risk, high-reward activities like drug manufacture and distribution.
>>30201162
>is akin to stealing from someone
Define theft. Can theft exist on an island with no laws, populated by two castaways? Or does theft require a government? If the former, then "contraband" is a completely arbitrary classification that does not determine whether the seizure of the good in question is theft or "confiscation". If the latter, then I hope we end up on a desert island together, because I'm going to kill you and take your shit as apparently neither of us can do any wrong.
>>30192330
He'd probably hit his dog
>>30194699
Armyfag here
I would like to know this as well
So being a Texas guy what would happen if I walked up to a cop said fuck you and walked off randomly cussing out a cop is not against the law right ?
>>30206080
Back in the day you would've gotten the old wooden shampoo treatment. Now in 2016 they would apologize to you.
>>30206080
>what would happen if I walked up to a cop said fuck you and walked off
You'd get a million YouTube views. Faggot.
>>30199914
you mean your some kind self styled communist trotskyist revisionist occupy faggot.
>>30206325
>all anarchists are leftists
Try again.
>>30192143
You don't mind us right wing leanding, independent conservatives, law abiding citizens with full capacity and large capacity detachable magazines, gas masks (new and used but under 20 years old, new filters (not expired, under 10 years old), soft concealable body armor, and NIJ level 3 & 4 hard plates, thermal rifle scopes, GEN 3 night vision rifle scopes, night vision binoculars and monoculars, and other thermal devices, digital and analog radio scanners, cuff keys, lots of ammo, and lots of food stored?
The only good cop is a dead cop.
>>30196986
What is that a P290 or something?
>>30206360
aren't you a edgy little shit?
come up with something original if you're going to guzzle cum, faggot.
>>30206360
cops that do deserve to die or those who shouldn't have been employed in the first place:
leftist
liberals
LGBT/degenerates
communists
white supremacists (a few to some white nationalists are okay, like what SFPD had [text messages] and LAPD, god bless those LAPD officers that put Rodney King in his place).
>>30206458
nice comeback copcuck
>>30206466
and any anti-gun scum
>>30206470
So don't expect the cops to help you were you shit gets stolen, or to report a burglary. Or your ass in prison for shooting the person trying to rape you or your loved one, or plain robbing your home.
>>30206487
But they have to they swore an oath to protect everybody. Even the edge lords like me that make fun of them and people like you.
>>30206487
>>30206494
Too bad there isn't some bigass glowing red sign you have to wear if you're some kind of anti cop fuckwit so when your wife is getting raped in front of you the cops can nod their heads and head on their way.
>>30206487
If it were optional, he probably wouldn't. Thing is, you don't get to take your money elsewhere if you don't like the service; you are forced (by the police, no less) to pay the police for their troubles every year on pain of imprisonment and in the case of resistance, ultimately death, whether you used them or not.
>>30192143
Are Securibros allowed? I'd like to believe we are :P
>>30206512
Good thing i don't have a wife.
I do believe i'm reading the ramblings of a glowing red fuckwit.
>>30206536
You really think if all the cops just dropped off the face of the earth that you would be anything even remotely resembling safe? You with your fuckin nugget and mountain dew in your basement. Yeah good luck with that shit.
>>30206544
I would feel more comfortable facing the hordes of apocalypse with these two kids and their weapons then spend five minutes around you and your cop friends.
>>30206592
>angry DINDU or white boy wearing NWA swag
I can't tell the difference amigos
>>30206544
>cops actually believe they keep the average person safe
at best you keep dindus in their place in the ghetto while looking out for state interests. individual safety has always been and always will be in the hands of the individual.
>>30206600
Another excellent comeback lawman. Please tell me more about yourself.
>>30206613
>keep dindus in their place
>looking out for state interests
Do you even know what you're saying? If there were no police, there would be nothing stopping anyone from blasting your shit. Of course it still happens, but a whole hell of a lot less than if there were literally no law enforcement. I can't believe you fuckwits are actually arguing that cops are a bad thing.
>>30201199
Currently applying. Awaiting background for Stockton and San Joaquin County.
>>30206629
>lawman
No different anon. Just stoping to say your fucking puta with no balls.
>>30206613
This senpai. As a Security Officer, I can say without a doubt, that all a police officer is is keeping the interests and laws regarding said interests safe. Not the people who donate their time and even mine to help out the popo so they dont have to stand around on a street corner like they do in NY and look for every little wrong being done. Fucking piglets actually think they keep you safe. They dont. They help prosecute you or your attacker after.
>>30206630
You're arguing with yourself. i'm just here to make fun of you.
>>30206630
You have to remember you're arguing with 20 something lelbertarians who've never had to deal with things outside their dorm room.
>>30206630
police currently dont stop anyone from blasting my shit. youre not superheroes. youre there to report to the state what happened and maybe, if im lucky, figure out who did it. not getting blasted will always be up to me and me alone.
>>30206662
>deadpigs.jpg
Isn't it past your bedtime? It's a school night. You can rage against the machine after your midterms.
>>30206664
I know it's all the stress and lack of sleep, I forget which website I'm on.
>>30206664
>dorm room.
You mean basement.
>>30206664
At least we believe in what you guys took and oath to protect. Oh, and not to mention to protect us too.
Most cops I k ow have said they completely disregard the constitution unless it'll get them in trouble because there's no need for it now. I think that's the mentality of most cops these days, is "us vs. Them" but in a bad way. Mostly because niggers and wiggers and white trash have the same mentality, but its gotten to the point that most cops will look at you with disdain and try to nit pick your life untill they find something wrong with it.
Now I'm just going off a rabbit trail and deliberately shit posting. Excuse me, folks, while I blast my brains out.
>>30206672
>>30206649
So you guys don't think prosecuting criminals does anything at all to keep you safe? So we should say fuck it, let criminals go free and if we didn't prevent something then oh well let bygones be motherfucking bygones? God I know half of it is bait but fuck. Sick of you fucking idiots. Even if half of you are trolls, there are actually people out there who believe this.
>>30206672
The argument is that police is an integral part of the law (its enforcement), and law is an integral part of government as a whole, thus its very existence is a deterrent to crime.
Its pretty sound. Anarchys are not stable. All it takes is one guy to get some other guys to follow him and stuff gets tyrannical real fast.
>>30206676
Says the closeted republican pseudo-fascist queer that got bullied in school and now wears a badge.
>>30206710
That's the unfortunate part, is while I'm just arguing a shit argument for arguments sake, there are people who actually believe this out there.
Btw, I believe literally non of what I'm saying. I have 3 apps in as I shitpost. I'm just at work and am bored.
>>30206715
>closeted republican pseudo-fascist queer
Oh yeah what are you a rock-hard straight democrat pseudo-communist asshole nitwit?
>>30206728
you forgot pro-choice feminist
>>30206710
>cops in charge of understanding the law
you dont prosecute anyone. thats the prosecuting attorneys job. the state prosecutes people after youve reported your findings to them.
"putting wings on pigs"
kek
>>30206744
Who the hell do you think finds and cuffs the people to get prosecutors? It sure as hell ain't the prosecutors!
>>30206761
yes. ive already covered this. your job is clean up duty after a crime has been committed and report your findings to the state. youre not actually there to prevent the majority of crimes ever committed.
>>30206779
Hey sir! cops don't like facts. Stop that shit or I will shoot you.
>>30206779
Yes. I've also already covered that. Prosecutors would have NO ONE TO PROSECUTE without cops. Your only options now are to either admit cops are valuable to society and to your safety or say that we shouldn't prosecute criminals.
>>30206816
>>30206837
Not him, but you are unironically an anarchist?
>>30206816
i never said i didnt want cops around. i was just laughing at you for thinking you prevented any violent crimes. im perfectly happy to pay for a relatively small group of skill less highschool graduates making sure dindus are scared to come into the decent parts of town, just as long as they stay out of my business.
>>30206816
Real cops don't give a shit about people that make fun of them and hate them. They just do their job and don't ask for a pat on the back. Do you really want people to kiss your ass on the internet that bad? You don't sound like a real cop to me.
>>30206856
>i was just laughing at you for thinking you prevented any violent crimes
Again, not him, but see >>30206714
I just came here to make fun of cops.
>>30206865
>>30206856
I'm not actually a cop but I totally want cops out there arresting criminals who do shitty things to people. I can't believe you guys actually think the world would be a better place without cops.
Sure there are bad ones but the benefits far outweigh the costs. Same as having freedom or gun rights. Sure people will misuse their freedom and use guns in bad ways but that doesn't mean we shouldn't have freedom. In the same way, just because there are some bad cops doesn't mean we just shouldn't have cops.
>>30206872
>>30206714
Fucking this.
>>30206887
!'m just here to make fun of cops.
>>30206872
why do you assume that state backed police is the only way to enforce laws? and even if they lower violent crime on a larger scale, that still doesnt help the individual being attacked right now, despite the odds. cops who pretend to be heroes who bust in and save the day from a gun wielding attacker are still just as delusional.
>>30206901
Why?
>>30206919
why not?
>>30206917
>why do you assume that state backed police is the only way to enforce laws?
Because, in the modern era, its the only proven and reliable means to do so. Everything else is theory, with lots of problems imo.
>that still doesnt help the individual being attacked right now
To even have a chance of being able to help every person being attacked right now would require the most omnipresent police state imaginable, in every house, business, street, everywhere. I dont even think thats realistically feasible with todays technology (as much as britan trys).
That is incongruent with the basic premise of america, privacy.
Make no mistake, with freedom comes danger, and the responsibility to protect yourself.
>>30206949
>>30206875
>>30206837
>>30206959
love that shit keep em coming!
>>30206949
>Everything else is theory, with lots of problems imo.
youre right. but there are lots of problems with the current system as well. the current system is the only system weve even attempted up to this point. other systems might be just as effective but well never know. its not fair to credit cops for the existance a system thats never been challenged.
>Make no mistake, with freedom comes danger, and the responsibility to protect yourself.
all of which is exactly what i was saying from the beginning.
>>30206978
>but there are lots of problems with the current system as well.
There will always be problems. In any system you trade freedom for security, its all about how much. There will ALWAYS be a comprise. How it is handled in the us is just fine to me.
>. the current system is the only system weve even attempted up to this point. other systems might be just as effectiv
This was the argument for communism back in the day. My point is, is that you dont have a revolution or a complete change of the "system" (for lack of a better term) to one that is logically problematic, especially if it is untested.
The legal system in the US, and the law enforcement arm is, to me, one of the better compromises. Its subject to abuse, but all "systems" are, logically.
>>30197099
Yeah, I know a couple of guys that work for the sheriffs department there.
Highway Patrol, Southern state here.
>>30202329
>.380
>$1 a round
Sure, where can we meet? I'll bring 20.
>>30196803
As a retired FBI told me, get a degree in what you want to do.
If you want to sit at a desk all day and work white collar crimes, get a degree in finance/accounting.
If you want to interrogate faggots, talk down jumpers, and followup with witnesses, get a sociology degree.
If you want to play with semen and AIDS all day, get some kind of biology or related science degree.
He said that all of his friends went into accounting since that's what the "pro's" told them to take for police work, and all of them got stuck on a desk. Meanwhile he was out in the field investigating serial killers and bank robbers with his 70's-era sociology degree.
>>30202624
>how they didn't get collared for impersonation.
maybe because they're in hong kong?
>>30201106
>Large amounts of narcotics are direct causes of theft and violence and make the community a more dangerous place.
And owning a gun makes it more likely you and your family will be shot, better lock up gun users too! Fuck off, that's the weakest justification I've ever heard.
>>30192143
For the /pol/ice in this thread, answering yes or no only, do you like your job?
>>30198558
Process can take 6mo (rarely) to a year.
US Border Patrol is going to be open for Agent applications up until Sept/August.
So I'd apply like time now.
>>30207425
Job? Yes.
People/co-workers? No. But that's life.
>>30206080
When I was in the academy, in uniform at a store, I had that happen. I said "Ok, thanks cocksucker." and bought my lunch.
Then I was told, once my captain found out "Don't go around calling Dickmunchers like that a cocksucker. Makes us look bad. You can think it, just don't say it. But I will go ahead and say, good job, just don't do it again."
Applying for Houston PD soon, any advice?
>>30209867
If it's anything like my local PD, make sure you can run 2 miles in one sitting, in under 16 minutes. And make sure you don't do like I did and hurt your back a week before the physical test. That shit fucking sucked.
Also, go ahead and get copies of all your highschool, college, and other educational transcripts. Get a real copy of your birth certificate you are ok with giving them (costs like $30, which is gay but oh well.), and military stuff as well. And start getting your references for your background check lined up and written down.
That way you have a jump on the other applicants and can get it all turned in quicker.
>>30206848
Not him, but I am unironically an anarchist. I also see the utility in having security services, because I can't sit on my porch all day guarding my shit or chasing after criminals. I also like the idea of having armed men on call if I get into a situation I can't handle myself. That's why division of labor is a good thing.
That said, there is a world of difference between what I described and the state of policing today. The blame rests equally on legislators for passing unjust laws, and LEOs for enforcing them.
>>30197123
EMT here, we don't need no stinking badges
>>30192250
Reserve Sheriff Deputy Here.
>before you ask I make more in the civilian world.
>>30192334
I do this shit for free and extra play money come retirement.
Applied to pic related. Anybody work there or have experience with MPD?
>>30192688
>speak to neighbors(live too far for a home visit)
You sure about that? Fucking New Orleans sent an investigator all the way up to Fargo to talk to my apartment manager, upstairs, downstairs, both sides, and across the hall neighbors.
>>30194342
On most days.
>>30193128
Apply to both, applying to just one department is dumb as fuck. City cops get caught up in things because they're doing way more than cruising the highways.
>>30213264
No shit. And this was for NOPD? I spoke to one guy who lived a state away and he said they called off his ref page and neighbor contact info. It would be across the country for them to me so similar trip to what they experienced for your BI. I'm actually looking at applying there since it's kinda close by, sucks to hear about that P.O. that got hit by that drunk cunt.
>>30194699
Depends on your units command structure and size. 680 Sworn officers in my Sheriff's department. We have 6 or 7 detachments + Small Cities we cover under contract. Some of the specialized units (Read SWAT) are more full time hard asses as opposed to militarized assholes.
>wasn't in the army but 3 of my Brothers in Law were.
<Patrol Deputy for Sheriff's Department
>>30198520
60% of CBP applicants who go to the poly do not pass. Their false positive percentage is massive. I hope you've been pursuing other departments and agencies and haven't put all your eggs into this one basket.
>>30213318
Yeah, blew me away. Everything else about their hiring process was a breeze compared to other places but they probably went the most in-depth on the BI which isn't a bad thing if you've got no issues. If you apply with them expect multiple calls from your BI asking for you to clarify details they uncover while investigating you.
I moved to another department but honestly I liked NOPD and NOLA in general but that's my own personal preference. They're one of the best in that state as far as pay and benefits go but garbage compared to most departments across the US.
>>30213318
>>30213468
Also, from application to recruit was 3.5 months so if you don't want to spend 6-16 months with your dick in your hands and just want to start working as fast as possible and don't mind or enjoy working in an extremely high crime environment then go for it. Nowhere else like it.
>>30213468
I asked this before, but aside from the usual BI stuff, how deep with large city depts look like NOPD? Are they going to read my emails and shitposting?
>I liked NOPD
I'm thinking about applying there, any bad things?
>>30213489
The cities I applied to, one city, if I hear back from them within a 1-1.5yr I'll be amazed. The other is 6mo-1yr so I won't mind the waiting game.
>don't mind or enjoy working in an extremely high crime environment then go for it. Nowhere else like it.
All the cities I applied to are high crime areas so who knows what'll happen desu, anon.
>>30206662
What do you have against busdrivers?
>>30213621
Totally forgot about this thread, I hope you see this.
They won't go into your email but expect a house visit during the BI period so make sure your place is presentable for a walkthrough. Obviously scrub your social media.
The only bad things is the pay, vacation, and sick days are less than the national average. On the other hand they're higher than anywhere else in the country. A lot of the older cops bitch about the way the department is changing but honestly they're probably 10 and sometimes 30 years behind most other PDs in terms of policies and the center cannot hold anymore. The department must change from what it was in order to continue to police effectively.
I loved NOLA. I love the people; even the criminals, I love the food, I love the culture. To me it was like living on another planet. I went from a place wear nobody talks to anybody in public unless they know them and I enjoyed going for a walk to the grocery and knowing I would end up chatting with a stranger and knowing that this is normal there. You really have to like living there if you pull the trigger on it and in my case I'd never been there until I came for the testing process.
Honestly, were I in your shoes I would apply and if they gave me an offer and I didn't have an offer from another department I'd take it. It's not a bad choice, it's just a choice.
>>30216166
Thanks for the reply, anon.
>They won't go into your email but expect a house visit during the BI period so make sure your place is presentable for a walkthrough. Obviously scrub your social media.
I only brought my FB back before I cleaned it and deleted it was because my summer class prof required we have one and too lazy to create another. I live in the south but several states from N.O. would be a first if one came to visit but by all means.
>he only bad things is the pay
I saw, yeah it would be a huge cut from the other cities I applied to but I want to work in a larger, busier, active city so a pay cut is part of the gig.
> I'd never been there until I came for the testing process.
That's how one city I'm applying to this summer is for me. Hopefully i'll get a feel for it, they're hiring like crazy so good chance I'll have a shot.
>Honestly, were I in your shoes I would apply and if they gave me an offer and I didn't have an offer from another department I'd take it. It's not a bad choice, it's just a choice.
No doubt, anon, options are always good. I think if any of the cities I applied to, called me, I'd leave school and go and finish later. Why did you leave NOPD?
