Unboxing thread

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Its garbage

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>>30191148
could it be the free swatch of Rhodie camo I asked to be shipped with explicitly no furry shit on it?

A shitty piece of eastern bloc surplus that was made in the millions, smells like ass, and no-one here cares about because why do we need to see pictures of the same fucking thing for the six-millionth time.

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>>30191164
Wow, it is! except my parents thought it was a graduation gift and now they won't look at me in the eye

>>30191148

My bet is on museum grade cum lube, exclusive edition for MUH BOARD KULCHAR viral advertising faggots.

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>>30191173
nice touch with the censoring

>>30191173
>le ivan sent me maymays xDDDDDDD EPIC!!!!

End yourself.

>>30191173
Is a fucking swatch really worthy of a thread?

>>30191148
> tfw no more dragon dildo unboxings

>>30191173
>other people opening your shit
holy fuck I hate that
I don't care if you are expecting a package too read the fucking address line

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Overpriced shit

>>30191192
When you depend with your income on /k/, make sure to target the meme-spewing slavaboo milsurp "collectors" who will do all the advertising for you the moment you give them even a minuscule amount of attention, something their parents failed to do.

>>30191182
oh damn it
yiff in hell

If the Ivans are going to promote fur,faggotry here I think it;s time we start fucking them for real.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MODS=GODS GOD DAMN IT ALL TO HELL ANYWAY