Welcome to the /k/-bar.
What the fuck do you want?
a life
>>30153906
>>30153906
Kabar? How about one of those combat kukris?
To get Katya back so Illyana will give you her map bonus.
>>30153906
jagermeister and monster
also a gun to clean while i'm here
>>30153906
Give me a Hoppes Cocktail over ice, Bartender, and make it quick.
>>30153934
We can't allow that sir. The state clearly says no guns where Alcohol is served..
..Just kidding! We don't give a fuck. Here's your gun sir. Some other /k/ommando left this here
>>30153906
Liberal Tears,
Triggered, not stirred.
Bring me a fifth of Jim Beam, a beer bong, a bottle of NoDoze, a copy of the Declaration of Independence and a megaphone STAT
I'll need whatever it is this guy got.
Muffled Katyusha in the distance...
>one grain alcohol and rain water coming up
>>30153966
>Triggered, not stirred.
I like this and am stealing it whether you like it or not so here have a Lucky Strike you deserve it
One Booby-trapped glass of vodka.
Cranberry juice
>>30153906
YOUR LIFE *racks pistol*
>>30153906
a gf
>>30154282
THIS.
Somedays I think I am a pussy for wanting a gf.
>>30154267
Careful, you dont want to cut yourself with those edges
bud light
>>30153906
ile take a rusty nail thanks
>>30153906
I'd like some cosmoline on the rocks and a bottle of sparkling triggered liberal tears.
>>30154301
I DIDNT MEANT IT LIKE THAT BABY
*wedding ring violently ejects from pistol*
>>30153906
Scotch neat, water back.
>>30154247
Don't I know you from somewhere?
>>30153906
Tall glass of milk. White, 2%.
>>30154301
I don't think that post was particularly edgy if for no other reason than it's too offhanded and flippant and in my opinion edgy denotes a certain element of tryhard and cringiness absent in this case.
Just saying
>>30153906
That's too nice a bar for /k/
>>30153906
What do you have on tap? I don't see Guinness.
>>30153906
Bourbon on the rocks, better make it a double
>>30154247
Leo
>>30153906
A shot of Slivovitz
Rusty nail
>>30154350
This, /k/'s a fucking dive bar in the boondocks and full of gay orgies
>>30153906
Жoлтa paкијa
>>30154475
Welcome to the Blasted Foxhole. Watcha want /k/unt?
>>30154032
I loved me some Lucky Strikes when I use to smoke. Glad I quit a couple years back.
Daddy's cummies
>>30153906
Gimme a KABAR
and some nugget food.
A decent stout or a gose.
Some o dis
>>30154590
Good taste friend. I don't know about you but around here they were the only unfiltered option besides Camels, which taste like regular Camels with the filters ripped off AKA ass and Spirits which are fine too but take like 15 minutes to smoke one
>>30153906
A glass of vodka please bartender.
I have been dating this qt for some time. What are the chances of her still liking me after I reveal to her that I'm a depressed piece of shit. I'm tired of pretending to be happy.
Boдкa, дpyг.
A glass of cosmoline, of course
A friend or equivalent
>>30154247
nicholas angel pls go
>>30154696
You have to decide what makes you happy.
If you are depressed, chances are that you will feel that way regardless of having a gf or not, but since you are worried about losing her, maybe she is making you a little happier.
On the other hand, the fear of abandonment can mess your head up and lead you to believe that you are in love.
Take a second shot on the house, you are going to do a lot of thinking tonight...
Bar tender, I'd like a blue moon
Can't decide if I should buy a new optic for my AR or a new carry piece, leaning towards the latter
>>30153906
Cosmoline, straight up
>>30154845
You are asking for a blue moon. I don’t know if you mean the beer or the cocktail.
With your new acquisition is the same deal: you are asking a question, but you already know the answer.
Do you see this coin? Let the coin decide, and when you see it spinning in the air you will suddenly realize what you really want.
>>30154845
If it helps, I was recently in the same situation. Went with the optic and love it... but also have to deal with the discomfort of a full size pistol shoved in my shorts until I lose a few more pounds.
>>30153906
Just a Reds for me.
>>30154348
Don't even bother to explain.
Yesterday I discussed with someone who thought genocide was a result of humans being edgy.
Pint of fosters fella.
Barman, I just wanna see out my time in the army, then do a load of private contracts in Africa and the Gulf, spend my free time travelling and working out and partying, before dying at the ripe old age of 37, I don't have a question, still waiting on that fosters pal.
>>30154845
> "The bartender saw you standing alone, without a dream in your heart, without a love of your own..."
> He tells you "have qt m8"
>>30155075
God damn you for getting that stuck in my head. At least Less Than Jake has a version that's less annoying.
>>30153906
I dunno, probably a good friend to go to the range and play video games with who honestly gives a shit about my well-being and who may also want do do lewd things to me. That last part isn't mandatory though.
Oh, also a metric FAL.
>>30155122
At least since you're here i'm no longer alone.
Also >>30154845 maybe a carry piece would be wisest if you don't already have one.
>>30153906
Uhhhhhhhhhh I'll take a rusty nugget on the rocks and......... a side of cosmoline please
>>30154487
a gay orgy
>>30155036
>indigo_montoya_corrects_venetian.png
Seriously though fuck those guys
>>30155256
Well then turn your stool upside down and wait for someone to push it in. What do you want to drink? And don't be like the other smartasses ordering nuggets and cosmo. We serve real drinks here.
Our drink of the weak is the blowout. It's 5 kinds of vodka mixed into a jar with ice and some iodide tablets, so that you might just survive.
>>30153906
Some soju some korean women and menthol cigs
>>30153910
>>30153906
ur mom lol
>>30154247
Having your period?
>>30153906
White Russian.
>>30153906
One Trayvon Martini please
>>30153906
Strawberry Sundae
i wood lickey sohmeh cawfyea
>>30155344
Single shot mixed with arizona and a few skittles? Could be alright depending on the skittles and arizona chosen.
>>30153906
A tall bf pls, and a ginger ale pls.
>>30153906
Take two spent 20x110 Hispano cases. Fill the first with tequila and lime juice and the second with gin and cranberry juice. With the first, I'll take a side of chips and salsa (made with a mix of habanero, jalepeño, and piquin peppers preferably), with the second I'll take something with pork, preferably a pork chop or tenderloin. Once I'm done with all of that, I'll take a tankard of Imperial Russian Stout (preferably opaque enough that I can't see through it) with a wedge of dark rye bread with either gruyere (if you have it) or cheddar cheese.
>my /ck/ is showing
>>30155370
>Single shot
Vodka martini, shaken not stirred.
>>30154362
Fuckin love guinness.
>>30154696
Well why dont you tackle the reason youre unhappy before pursuing the girl?
Am i the only one whos reading the bartender in a thick, gravelly london voice? Kind of like pic related
>>30155370
Call it either the p9 or the dindunuffin
>>30153906
sazerac, neat, and a little extra on the bitters
>>30153906
Give me a glass of some Eagle Rare. You don't mind if I smoke this Padron, do you?
>>30154247
>One sergeant Nicholas Angle, was it?
I'll have a Manhattan
This would be the perfect ATF bread
>>30153906
I'll have a top fucking day cunt
>>30153906
A godfather on the rocks
>>30153966
Fuuuuuuuug
>>30154360
That man knows his nectar
An Old Fashioned, thanks, with Woodford Reserve, and make see you light the orange peel oil and throw a second cherry in
YOU
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE /k/ BAR
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE /k/ BAR
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE /k/ BAR
/k/ BAR
/k/ BAR
/k/ BAR
LET'S START A WAR
START A NUCLEAR WAR
AT THE /k/ BAR
/k/ BAR
/k/ BAR
YOW!
>>30155967
I like that song a lot
>>30153906
two knives please.
Water.
In a clean glass.
>>30155967
Fucking kek... though in retrospect I'm surprised nobody did that earlier, it's so fitting
>>30155722
I call it the Kel-kek.
>>30155999
>pic related
A large beer and one of those SNAFU burgers I heard about. You serve them with fries, right?
>>30154320
Love blossoms on the battlefield
>>30153906
Water and earth
>>30153906
A gin gimlet, a colt detective special, Fitzing is optional, and a smokey corner.
It's a noir kind of day.
>>30155722
its called the Treyvon Martini you dumbass
>>30153906
I'll take a Rusty Nail, made with Laphroaig 10yr if yah please.
>>30153906
Captain and Dr. Pepper.
Need to see the med officer now.
>>30155967
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU
AT THE /k/ BAR
/k/ BAR
/k/ BAR
YOW!
>>30155700
Are the older britbongs redpilled, or are they as cucked as the millenials?
Also, scotch on the rocks please.
>>30155370
>>30156492
Kek
What flavour does the 9mm contribute?
>>30156574
Metallic hints I'd assume.
>>30156492
Don't forget to chill the vodka in a shaker.
>>30156440
>>30153910
Fpbp
>>30153906
/K/ompot
Rye and ginger, slice of lemon, on the rocks.
>>30153906
Dark and story with a slice of lime.
>>30153966
Here you go sir.
Some cosmoline (brown jello shots)
>>30156193
Back to the containment bar
I'll go with you
BEERHAMMER!
>>>/tg/
>>30153906
a shot of whiskey and 5 rounds of 45-70
>>30154247
Not blood wine?
>>30153906
>What the fuck do you want?
to have her back
>>30157683
Why'd you ever let her go?
>>30153906
You.
A B52, please
>>30157763
Had that in Hong Kong at the red rock a couple years ago. Ate chickens feet later that night.
>>30153906
One Dragon Dildo, hold the ice.
Bourbon. Neat. On the rocks. With lemon juice. And a cherry. And some grenadine.
Moist Nugget and an Irish Car Bomb
>>30153906
To be a little girl.
>>30153906
I can't find it, but I used to have pic related with "The BAR is Open" on it. Should be the open sign for /k/bar
>>30153906
a mineral water with a lemon wedge, garcon
A Smirnoff Ice, please.
Kalashnikov
>>30155583
FUCK now I'm hungry.
>>30154475
Or possibly...
>>30155724
>Asks for his drink neat
>pic related has ice
underage and or no drinks pussy confirmed
What have you got that a man could drink with just a minimum risk of blindness and death.
>>30153958
Counterpoint: Georgia.
>>30153906
Jack Daniels, two fingers, rocks. Then pull me a pint of whatever's on tap.
You mind if I smoke a cigar in here, and do a little light gunsmithing?
And by the by, what should I do with my life?
>>30154247
mornin' angle
>>30153906
California constitutional open carry and concealed carry.
A big booty waitress that keeps my scotch poured
>>30160127
Red means lead, it'll kill ya dead. Good whiskey burns with a clear blue flame.
https://youtu.be/_jDAXSMgFz4
>>30153906
1 part everclear, 10 parts water. shaken. If I wanted it stirred, I'd do it myself.
>>30160207
Yeah, I'll take one a those too. How about universal Constitutional carry?
>>30160208
and she can suck my dick while she's at it
>>30153906
I'll have a Spaten on a Spaten.
(Order of fout spaten beer bottles server on an ice chilled german trench spade.)
>>30153906
1oz Jack Daniels
1oz Banana Liqueur
>>30153906
The cheapest beer available. I am way to poor to buy anything else. I just want to see /arg/ take on /akg/ in a drunken brawl
Virgin Cosmopolitan
>>30160238
Spaten is part of Budweiser family. You really need to educate yourself. Start with the erie better beer bureau.
>>30156458
Possibly a bit more redpilled, but not by much
Strongbow, if you got it.
If not, a virgin screwdriver.
>>30160388
Isn't a virgin screwdriver just orange juice?
jack and coke sounds nice
>>30160466
You caught me. Running barkeep joke.
>>30153906
Dead Nazi pls
>>30160265
who owns what is business and economics. the recipes haven't changed, and the brewery is still in the same place.
>>30160388
>cider
My nigga
>>30160265
Iy's still a german beer and you being so no fun coild not see thehumor of a spade being served on a spade.
Whatever, just gove me a rolling rock...rolling.
>>30153906
Irish car boomber and an armalite please.
>>30153906
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE /K/-BAR
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE /K/-BAR
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE
/K/-BAR
/K/-BAR
/K/-BAR
>>30154012
Autism?
You might want /r9k/-bar.
Just follow the sounds of shrieking and the frog graffiti
>>30153906
>>30155967
Fuck. how did I not notice that?
>>30153906
Desert Storm. The right one. A handle of tequila left overnight with a habanero and some cactus leaves in it.
>>30160867
Nice reference but easily their only bad song.
>>30153906
A big glass of vodka, and the "Vladimir Shootin'" food plate, consisting of quartered onions, a couple pickles, and delicious salo.
I'll just be reading my newspaper and smoking cheap rolling tobacco...
>>30154267
>Pulling a gun
>In a bar full of /k/razies
Asks Tupac what's good nigga
>>30153906
i'm amazed no one has posted a ka-bar yet.
>>30155583
silly cu/ck/, you'll take a beer and chips and salsa.
DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
>empties entire cylinder/magazine of hand cannon and misses every shot
>>30163385
Which Sienfeld ep is that from? Drawing a blank here
>>30154267
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaUqdIFUbxE
>>30153906
Glass of Jura. No ice.
>>30163410
The one where Kramer and Costanza stop a British guy and his girlfriend from robbing a diner. Did you know that Costanza has a wallet with "Bad Motherfucker" written on it?
>>30163451
>British guy and his girlfriend from robbing a diner.
>has a wallet with "Bad Motherfucker" written on it
So it's a Pulp Fiction parody?
>>30156361
>Treyvon Martini
>>30156316
Anyone got more /k/ related literature?
A screwdriver please, maybe with a hint of shotgun. I need something to wash down my mystery-monkey burger
>>30154665
You have fine taste.
>>30160523
Reminds me of a joke.
Three Nazis walk into a BAR.
The gunner reloads.
Stockholm 75 and 1000rds of 5.56 to go.
>>30163858
>turner
>/k/ related
Back to /pol/ summerfag
Old fashioned and a Cz-75.
I'm on my 30 minute lunch break from work.
Give me the strongest drink you have so I don't try and murder my customers with a stapler
>>30164558
My nigga
>>30156574
it gives a tuch of edge
Some decent rum served from the brass of a .50 cal.
>>30153906
I take a "bloody mess" (served in a 20mm shell) and a "blockbuster beer" (served in a 8.1 cm Minenwerfer grenade).
Crap, I forgot to bring a friend.
Anyone want to play battle-shots with me?
>>30154333
Should have said 3%...
>>30153906
I'll take a Bear Fight
>>30153906
I'm just here to hit on the "girls"
I'll have the Hiroshima special.
>>30153966
this needs to get capped
An Irish Car Bomb.
>>30153906
Rye and Ginger
>>30155343
shut the fuck up donnie youre out of your element
>>30153906
I'll have a Wisconsin Old Fashioned, on the rocks, and an Ithaca model 37
>>30167435
>this needs to get capped
No it doesn't. Capping your own board's sayings is just a bunch of self-important echo-chambering. 100% cringeworthy. Instead, it needs to be kept alive as a meme, on this board and elsewhere, including IRL. Make the memetic magic grow.
>>30154211
what book is that taken from?
>>30153906
Bourbon
Ill have a Manhattan project on the rocks
Y'all got the frier going? I want some chicken tendys
>>30153906
Pint of bitter and a shot of gin to follow it
>>30160684
>referring to Strongbow as "cider"
if you're going to drink a pint of piss, at least call it by its name
>>30169899
Literally retarded
Strongbow is good
Hey, man come on over here, hey man
Gimmy one whiskey, one shot and one beer.
>>30169899
Strongbow is a decent cider, not close to the best cider, but decent.
>>30154682
>unfiltered option besides Camels, which taste like regular Camels with the filters ripped off AKA ass and Spirits which are fine too but take like 15 minutes to smoke one
Are you me?
>>30155343
Meinneger.jpg
>>30157683
Too fucking real for me
>>30171227
Underrated
>>30171227
I said, listen closely, listen here, the song's one *bourbon*, one *scotch*, one beer.
>>30154291
It's because you are, wallow in loneliness like real man you fucking fairy.
>>30153906
Whiskey. The cheapest and shittiest you have.
>>30153966
>>30161279
Tupac is alive in Serbia
