ITT: Post /k/ tier fictional weapons
>>30143394
But fictional weapons are gay unless they're not fictional
>>30143394
>Anthropomorphic interactable firearm
>Literally a living firearm
>Can interact with its troops and also provide comfort in case shit goes south
>Boosts morale
>Literally the term "An infantryman's best friend is his rifle"
>Turns into the actual weapon when operated by the operator
>Can be modified (Depends on model of firearm)
>Can be fixed if damaged like any other firearm
>Downside if damaged severely and parts replaced, they'll lose their memories permanently
>tfw this will never be real
The only thing that irks my autism is that they're anthropomorphic form are not drawn in the uniform
>>30144200
>tfw your raifu snuggles you, keeps you warm, and whispers "I love you"
>>30144215
>tfw it will never happen
>mfw
>>30144200
>>30144616
>A 5.45 Sten gun
>>30144200
If you put a gag on her, would that act as a suppressor? I need to know for reasons.
>>30143409
>implying the Imperium is the /k/ equivalent of 40k
Please. If we all got together in the year 40,000, we'd be no better than those filthy greenskins.
Gunblade.
It's a gun, it's a blade.
>>30145885
Yup
Gas chamber
>>30145904
just it defies all sense and is crap
>>30144241
>tfw no smug raifu to make small talk and aid me as a second pair of eyes when in guard duty
>>30152169
>>30143394
>>30152860
I love the smell of pulse munitions in the morning...
On a related note, I'd love to have Mercy's blaster pistol. Hard hitting, low recoil, hearing-safe, and has unlimited ammo because omnic space magic.
>>30145903
Ork shit works because they believe it does or something, right? Imagine the glorious military monstrosities /k/ would bring to life with that kind of handwaveium bullshit.
>>30152905
I'd love to have Mercy herself. Perfect cum dumpster.
>>30152192
I bet, with enough effort, this could be made a reality. I kinda wanna try.
>An ASSAULT MACHINE DEATH GUN that LITERALLY RAPES YOU
It's like every greentext soccer-mom's worst nightmare.
>>30153347
Yeah it's why the ork "shoota" rifle can have no hammer or receiver and still spit bullets out.
>>30153385
Only one true answer, you know it /k/
>>30153477
>Imperium battle armor
>fictional
It's not fictional just because the future hasn't happened yet.
>>30153373
It's hard to believe she's supposed to be 37.
>>30153545
>37
wat
>>30153554
Mercy's canon age is 37.
>>30153574
Geez, my canon is way older...
>>30153347
>We are the Murdercube. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
residence is futile
>>30144200
Too bad if you were stationed with any Marines they would probably fucking kill it
>>30152905
I am a fan of D.va's for much the same reason.
