Would this work, /k/? Or would it be horribly inaccurate and worthless?
What do you think, dipshit?
Dismount to fight. Don't try to fight on top of a bicycle you tard.
Tring tring moederneuker
>>30103816
If you modified it to where each revolution of the front wheel fired an additional shot after the first when the brake handle was pulled, it would be much more effective. That way you could actually have sustained fire on the move without jerking your hand for every shot.
>>30103840
I didn't know Will Farrell was in the Dutch army.
>>30103840
Christ Albert, would you watch the fucking road?
>Albert's in charge
>Causes pileups because he forgets to watch for children
>Fucking Albert
>See a child in the road ahead
>Try to tell Albert to signal stop
>He hushes me and says he's listening for a bird
>Albert hits child
>flips over the front of his bike
>Accidentally run over his testicles
>Crash my bike
>Whole squad hits pavement in their dress uniforms shortly after photo op
> Horde of angry village women come out with broom sticks
>they beat us mercilessly
>scramble to our bikes and head back to post
>Lt. says we're going to ride 1000 miles in formation
>or just 100 miles without maiming a child
>>30103840
>>30104053
>mile 739/1000
>Fucking Albert
>>30103816
>Would this work, /k/?
Yes. It's an SKS zip tied to a bike with a string to fire it.
>Or would it be horribly inaccurate and worthless?
Yes. It's an SKS zip tied to a bike with a string to fire it.
>>30103840
Kak snaaks moederfokker.
