IIT: Red dawn happens

>>30048227
I wont make autistic threads, that's what

I'll start
>be me 21
>Illinois fag
>China just invaded the U.S.
>Chink troops falling from the sky
>call all family members tell them to go towards rural areas, the less populated the better
>take my car and. Shit ton of ammo
>make sure I have both long guns and pistols
>head to opposite direction of family
>cause as much havoc as possible to give my family time
>take apart shotgun shells and pour pellets and gun powder in bottle
>start chucking them at the chinks and firing.
>if I'm not dead I'll keep going until I reach the south.
>Regroup with militia
>repeat process until I reuinite with my family

>>30048246
Either contribute or eat shit fucking eurofag no one is talking to you

>>30048227

They look like good capable young men. So yes. Patrick and Sheen sounded like good ole boys from a time long gone, not the bunch of ghetto faggots and retards pumped up on gmo food we have today.

>>30048227

But wait, most likely you would know more about Jayhawking than the two of them, so instead of joining, why not lead?

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Considering where I live and how many of my friends are in the military, probably call everyone over to my place to drink beer and have fun shooting ruskie clay pigeons.

>>30048329
>yurofag
>implying I'm a yuro
nice rebuttal but you want a contribution? wait until the occupation is put in place, join the partisans

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I'd get drafted so fast I wouldn't even have time to pack some booze. I'm not even sure if open, official resistance would be the most effective way for me to hold back lede fi or if I should just say fuck that, pick up my Sako and go hold up in a building and pop the first Russian officer I see.

>>30048227

Collaborate with the Soviets of course.

I'd collaborate with the Russians. In return I want a Russian wife with really strong legs that can suffocate me during sex.

>>30048227
I hang out in a concentration camp with Harry Dean Stanton until I'm put on the firing line.

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Collaborate

Do my own thing because I don't want HIV

Be the old guy at the farm

>already prepped - keep 2 hot teens in my basement just in case

>>30051460
Thats what the guy in 10 cloverfield lane did, but didn't work out well for him though