There cops order you to crawl, put your hands up, and put your hands behind your back simultaneously, what do you do?
Note: Picking the wrong answer will get you 18 bullets to the face.
>>29998842
>what do you do?
benis in bagina :DDDDDXD
>>29998842
hands up, lay on ground.
They can move me themselves if they're going to be dicks about it.
>>29998842
Not break the law.
>>29998842
I got ordered to turn around and walk backwards and all that nonsense. I gave the cops the finger and told them to fuck their mothers. They tackled me from behind, shoved my face in the snow, kicked me a half dozen times, stomped on my hand and broke it, twisted my neck, and generally beat the shit out of me. I didn't file a complaint because they knew they fucked up and dropped almost all charges (that I was 100% guilty of) so I was thankful for an ass whooping in lieu of criminal charges.
January, 2013, Detroit, Michigan.
>>29998842
Raise my hands and declare that I am disabled and can not follow the orders as given, but I do not resist.
>>29998842
No way I'm coming out of this alive. I have over 4,000 rounds, several funfunz, and just the right amount of 'I ain't gonna take this shit'.
If coppers announce their presence: 10 of them die before me
If coppers stormfuck me: I'd get atleast 2
If I'm the one who starts it, pic related
>>29998928
4chan ate my pic
>>29998842
Put my hands behind my back, pointing straight up in the air, and use my legs to crawl along the ground. Then I would proceed to yell "GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED!" over and over until they cuffed me.
>>29998917
You sound like a dumb fucking Dindu asshole
>>29998842
>put hands up
>lie down with hands still in the air
> let them move my hands to behind my back
>>29998961
If you had a big ego like me and was drunk on tequila, you'd do the same thing. I look down on cops since they haven't done a stitch of what I have in combat.
>>29998992
No I actually try to respect people, and not act like a total prick and cops don't need that shit most of them are nice people and the ones that are ass holes are probably ass holes because they have to deal with douche bags like you
>>29998992
I'm >>29998928
>>29998934
Fuck cops they are try hards. I'm doing vodka myself.
>>29998842
Am i being detained
>>29999007
How do the police man's boots taste bootlicker?
>>29998992
>OVER THREE HUNDRED CONFIRMED KILLS
>>29999044
How does being a worthless piece of shit feel like douche bag?
>>29999051
We stopped doing confirmed kills in Vietnam, child. Your wit falls short. And I'm not bragging, I'm saying cops are whiny little pussies. "We put our lives on the line everyday!" Yeah, what-the-fuck-ever.
>>29999074
I give up. What does it feel like?
>>29998842
AM I BEING DETAINED??????
>>29999082
Top tier dipshit
>>29998992
Gorilla warfare?
>>29999082
>put hands up
>put hands behind head
>drop to the ground and do the worm towards them
your move mr lawman
>>29999092
I don't know why don't you ask your parents.
>>29998917
You missed out on some free money my friend.
ACAB 187 ALL COPS
>>29998992
>>29999082
>I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS
>>29999147
Just because you're a shut-in doesn't mean the rest of us are, sport.
>>29998992
>>29999082
>>29999161
This is bait, right?
>>29999161
Cops are gay and the kids trolling you are gay.
What did you do in the mil?
>>29999199
How much does your pussy gush encountering an actual man?
>>29998975
> You didn't crawl
>>29999218
Infantry. 82nd first then the 75th.
>>29999231
Gone dun n goofed
>>29999161
Imagine being so mad on an anonymous board
>>29999161
>>29999224
lol, what an internet badass
>>29999270
If I wasn't an actual badass, I probably would be an internet badass for the entertainment - seeing how much it irks you feeble fucks.
>>29999237
I was muhreen infantry. Thought I recognized my own.
The mall ninjas don't understand we cringe when you look at fat fucking cops on donut patrol.
>>29999294
You think you can get away saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, fucker.
>>29999308
Semper Fi, brother. Half my family served in the Corps.
>>29998842
Cops shouldn't have visible tattoos.
>>29999294
AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES
>what do you do?
Regret my decision to visit the US.
If Americans are free, why shouldn't cops have the freedom to kill you whenever they want to?
>CHECKMATE libertarians
Do the worm, obviously.
>>29999342
Let's not get cliche now. Same to you but my extended family are all Sailors. Solid guys tho.
Except dad. I got to do boot camp in San Diego even tho my meps sent everyone else to Paris island. Muh legacy.
And once more, fuck the police.
>>29999492
>Hating someone solely because of there occupation
Huurrrr durrrrr nevr gin schol moinma nvr taght me nuffin
>>29999651
Who said I hate them off duty?
I mean I do, but who said it?
>>29999783
Good point
>>29998842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkUuABNnTC0
>>29998917
>get fucked up
>doesn't sue
>thankful he got fucked up in place of a charge, when he could've gotten a lawyer, won lawsuit money, maybe a cop or two fired.
what was the charge? It must've been something bad if you didn't push for a lawsuit.
>>29998842
First raise hands, then to the ground with hands raised then extended, then hands on back
Is it really that hard? are you autistic?
>>29998884
great news, you don't have to break the law to be victims of militarized police.
>It was just before 11 p.m. on September 24 in East Dublin, Ga., and David Hooks was asleep. His wife, Teresa, was in her craft room. Their home had been burglarized two days before, and an SUV stolen. Teresa heard a car drive fast up the driveway, and she looked out the window, according to the family’s attorney.
>“She saw several men all in black and camo with hoods on,” lawyer Mitch Shook told the Macon Telegraph. “She ran downstairs, woke David and said, ‘The burglars are back’.”
>Hook retrieved his shotgun and went downstairs
Meth head stole his truck. Meth head left drugs in truck. Police found drugs in truck when they caught meth head. Meth head tells police he got the drugs from the place where he stole the truck. His wife saw a SWAT van hauling ass up their driveway and thought they were getting robbed again. He came down ready to defend himself, and he got wasted by the cops.
>Get your car stolen
>Idiot thief tries to pass blame to you
>SWAT thinks they are Rambo
>roll up in the middle of the night to raid you
>Your wife is up late, thinks this is the happening
>she screams for you to save her
>you run downstairs with 870
>police blow your brains out
>your son hears gunshots from his house down the road, walks up to see you dead, killed by police
David Hooks was a 59 year old WHITE MALE who owned a construction company who was MURDERED by police because all it takes for team of professional door kickers to fuck your shit up is a tip from a drug addict who robbed you.
https://www.rt.com/usa/194328-georgia-swat-kills-hooks/
>>30001334
>lose a gunfight
>complain in the afterlife
Go back to eternal sleep David Hooks.
>>30001371
>“Despite the fact that the illegal search warrant did not have a ‘no knock’ clause, the Drug Task Force and SRT members broke down the back door of the family's home and entered firing in excess of 16 shots.
awesome job guys great team work, let's bust those baddies
>These shots were from multiple firearms and from both 40 caliber handguns and assault rifles,”
shoot-all-our-shit.jpg
> the statement continued. “Several shots were fired through a blind wall at David with the shooters not knowing who or what was on the other side of the wall.
know your target and what's beyond, much?
> The trajectory of the shots, coupled with the number of shots infers a clear intent on behalf of the shooters to kill David Hooks."
yeah alright another great day for JUSTICE
>don't let me die in vain please
Friendly reminder that all cops are jack-booted thugs.
>>30001579
Y'all know about SWATting right, /k/?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swatting
>Swatting is the act of deceiving an emergency service (via such means as hoaxing an emergency services dispatcher) into dispatching an emergency response based on the false report of an ongoing critical incident.
People call 911 from a spoofed number, say they just shot someone, they have hostages, and they are going to start killing them, give them the address where they are at, and then Officer Jackboot kicks in the door to your family having dinner because some underage b& thought it would be funny if the cops shot your wife and dog in front of you.
What would you do if they came to your door /k/?
>>30001759
If you answer the door as a mentally stable appearing person, you and your dog just have a nice chit-chat for 2 minutes and they leave without murdering either you or your dog. If they ask to see inside, you state clearly that they don't have consent and let them in anyway because they're legally able to enter.
Retarded gamers who can't answer their doors usually have trouble with the first part.
>>30001759
Hoe can you react if you don't know they are coming?
>>30001474
>>30001334
That's what you get for having guns. Didn't help the first time, got him killed the second.
>>30001827
>swatting
>awnsering the door.
You're retarded. they're door kickers, kid. you won't get a chit chat.
>>29998842
Last I checked MPD only lets officers with back injuries wear tactical vests on patrol, which is damn dubious since he's a rookie. Officially his shoot was fine by department standards but after the bad press they shitcanned him for having "fuck you" on the inside of his AR's dust cover.
I miss the old MPD filled with Mormons.
>>29998842
>hands up, hands behind back, crawl
easy, you put your hands above your head, torque your arms so your hands are behind your back, and worm your way across the ground. no way to get shot for noncompliance there.
>>30002048
>Last I checked MPD only lets officers with back injuries wear tactical vests on patrol
They're pretty much all wearing them now
>>29998842
is that gear queer suppose to be a cop or something?
He looks like someone who joined the military to see combat but never got deployed.
>>29998842
Inform them that I am not black, therefore they have the wrong person.
>>30001474
There are some real fucking retarded ass SWAT teams out there. I hope they feel terrible.
>>30002161
>inb4 they didn't care David Hooks was white when they kicked his door down on a bad tip from a drug addict
http://www.13wmaz.com/news/hooks-federal-lawsuit-challenges-fatal-laurens-raid/143273623
Dude cops r totally on r side
>>30002051
You forgot the part where you beg to suck their tiny cocks, bootlicker.
>>30001759
Or even worse they actually get the wrong house.
Happened to some marine, the cops got the wrong apartment and just knocked the door down so he grabbed his AR and lit them up. They shot him after he got 2 iirc.
