Which one of you fags was it?
>be me
>driving out of my works parking lot
>turn onto road
>obese guy jaywalks right in fucking front of me
>oc'er, looks like a 1911 on his hip
>no time to break
>see him start to run pounding the ground hard
>makes it to the sidewalk and starts heaving
Freakin' retard was lucky I never hit him.
>>29988800
WITNESSED
>>29988800
Checked and kek'd
>>29988800
>that fucking uncle mikes
>velcro god damn retention strap
>meme pistol
You referencing a earlier thread yesterday?
>>29989541
ur so smert anon
>>29988800
>>29988800
>Almost ran over a fat guy
I've almost done that 15 times in my life. Or slow down to watch shorty twerk that camel toe in her yoga pants.
What are we talking about again?
>>29988800
> shitty plastic looking grip
> wearing a fake gun in public
> long sleeve wife beater?
>Walmart jeans
>>29988800
>>29988900
Nice gets.
Also, that's a Hi-Power.
>>29988800
what a shitty holster in pic related
>>29989840
>being such a massive faggot that you critique people's fashion on a weapons image board.
Shiggity
>>29989541
came here to say the same thing, op was the tumblr fag with the prius. Glad I'm not the only one that spends way too much fucking time on /k/
>>29988800
dem dubs
Does OCing help you pick up chicks? If so I might look into it. A fake gun and holster should do the trick if it gets down to it. Not like many women will know the difference.
>>29992603
>get sloots with fake gun carry
>works for years and years
>get nig nogged
>sloot wife moistens at the thought of you ventilating some vintage farm equipment
>"i-its fake...here's my wallet"
>urban achievers make you watch as they breed your wife
>the only thing you can focus on is the betrayed, accusing stare in her eyes
>a huge mandingo warrior penis obscures your vision, you're almost relieved
> the last thing you feel before a rusty glock ends your life is your lips tearing apart from the girth of the Basketball American's cock
>>29992695
Don't get your panties in a bunch. Reason for fake gun carry is because I live in Commiefornia. I can't imagine OC or even CC being possible here without being well connected or a criminal.
>>29988800
OC is fucking stupid
why would you want to broadcast to the world that you're carrying
>>29992767
Greentext still applies dumbfuck
>>29988800
>>29988900
>>29991433
>>29992788
>>29992818
Green applies more if your black from my experience as I grew up in a poor neighborhood. I'm more likely to get harassed by cops if OCing for reals though. Had a guy with a knife near my home got swarmed by over twenty cops after all.
>>29992695
>>urban achievers make you watch as they breed your wife
>>the only thing you can focus on is the betrayed, accusing stare in her eyes
>>a huge mandingo warrior penis obscures your vision, you're almost relieved
>> the last thing you feel before a rusty glock ends your life is your lips tearing apart from the girth of the Basketball American's cock
This is a pretty elaborate fantasy you've cooked up, anon. How long have you had these thoughts?
>>29993593
My stepmother was abducted and raped back in 2001. I was 8 at the time. I hated her, and I felt that this was deserved punishment for years of abuse. I think the moment I saw my usually domineering and abusive stepmother totally cowed, rendered totally passive and submissive for years, by something as simple, vulnerable, and insignificant as a nigger's cock. I think that was the moment I fetishized black cock.
does anyone have any OC pics of a old revolver in a gunbelt?
pls
>>29994230
that's nuts
so if a bunch of Ukrainian guys took turns raping your stepmom while doing the Cossack dance in a circle, would you have a fetish for Cossack dancing?
>>29993433
Story time anon. Tell us how your neighbor got blued for having a sharp piece of metal
>>29994230
Sounds like you're fetishizing you're stepmother senpai
>>29994230
Stefan?
>>29988800
Double-triple-double checked.
>>29994356
wouldnt you?
>>29994356
Why are Ukrainians your go-to? Story time.
>>29992695
>>29994230
FREUD
R
E
U
D
!
>>29994443
Damn son, that's fucked
>>29994520
I wanted to think of an ethnic group with a funny-sounding dance to mock black cock fetish anon's bizarre Batman backstory, and it came down to Ukranians with the Cossack Dance or Mexicans with the Sombrero Dance
A Mexican riff seemed like low hanging fruit considering all the media fanfare lately, so I gave them a break and went for the Slavs
>>29994566
>>29994431
The implication that I want to Fuck my horrid stepmother is disgusting.
>>29988800
Wait a second, OP do you drive a prius by chance?
>>29994586
I once saw a post by an anon with a poop fetish saying that he thought poop was disgusting, and that's why it gave him a boner
Maybe you and him have something in common
>>29994680
How's freshman year psychology treating you?
>>29994696
Since I just nailed your psyche profile, so I don't even need to take a psychology class
>>29994937
>since I just added 2 numbers, I don't need to take a maths course.
>>29988800
So what your saying is you did not have situational awareness?
>>29995216
loose the wait Cletus
>driving a prius
Anyway shit thread
>>29995337
Rollz
>>29995337
fuck it
>>29995337
Thread is Over
rollinggg
>>29995337
keep rolling rollin rollin
>>29995418
enjoy getting cucked boyo
>>29995337
What is this anime?
>>29995337
Give me the "Dumpy" (more like beautiful beyond measure) one
>>29988800
>be me
Who else would you be... OP?
>>29995337
Eh, fuck it. Thread's gonna go to shit, let's see what happens.
>>29995337
>>29995337
Abandon thread!
>>29988800
Why the fuck do you drive a Prius?
Are you planing any sneaky drive-bys?
>>29995337
Rollin
>>29996087
>sexy and feminine tomboy
Jackpot
>>29995337
rolling
>>29995337
henry rollins
>>29995337
R'ollohr
>>29996233
YES !!
>>29995337
eh why not
>>29995337
Rolling
>>29995337
For the love of god TOMBOY!
>>29996268
Noooooo!
>>29995337
Real /k/ommando post right here
>>29995337
Roll
>>29995337
fire in the hole!
>>29996351
Reroll
>>29995337
rollingo
>>29996356
Fuck this, no, rerolling
>>29996356
you fucked up boy
>>29996371
I rerolled and became a trap instead. I can't fucking win.
>>29995337
roll
>>29995337
Fuck it, I'm rolling.
>>29996268
You got some great taste there, anon
>>29995337
Gimme
>>29995337
>tfw I knew a chick IRL who pretty much looked like the Slut
>>29992788
It works for cops.
>>29995337
plz
>>29996488
no dubs again
>>29995337
TFW actually married to the nerd
>>29995337
Rawling
>>29995337
Roll
>>29997475
Fuck it again
>>29997488
Reroll for lez
>>29994230
sounds like you're just plain gay.
>>29995337
roll
>>29997776
FUCK REALLY
I WAS SO CLOSE TO THE JACKPOT
>>29995337
Rollan
>>29992695
>vintage farm equipment
Had a laugh at that, then I think you delved into your own cuck fantasy.
>>29995337
Going for that booty!
>>29998165
What's cuck about it? It was my hated stepmother, not my beloved wife.
>>29989840
> long sleeve wife beater?
>>29988800
>driving a prius
You should kill yourself.
>>29988800
>Fanta
Fucking degenerate.
>>29995337
Rollen
>>29998402
Honestly that's not bad at all.
>>29992767
>There is CC in Commie
>Waiting on my permit to come in
>Just don't act or dress like a hoodrat or stoner and the cops will leave you alone.
>>29995337
roll
>>29995337
thread was doomed to begin with
>>29989541
link to archive?
>>29995337
rollin
>>29995337
rollerino
>>29995821
Great taste, anon. Too bad you were off by one. Enjoy your slut.
>>29995337
roll
>>29994586
Cinderella plz go
>Browning hi power
>hammer down, thus useless
>in a shitty walmart holster
>Velcro retention strap
>Carpenters jeans
What the fuck are we witnessing right here
>>29995337
rolls
>>29989840
> long sleeve wife beater?
>>29995337
Roll
>>29995337
Rolling
>>29988800
Czech'd and kek'd
>>29995337
>9s
>>29995337
rawlin
>>29999969
Fag
>>29999955
Reroll because dubs
>>29999980
>Hating
>>29995337
rollin blunts
>>29995337
ayy rollin
>>30000033
checked, reroll
>>29995337
roll
>>29989840
>long sleeve wife beater
>>29995337
Gib Nerd.
>>30000120
Just like actual high school
:'^)
>>29995337
Rolling
>>29995337
>driving a prius
What can I say, it's nice having good gas mileage.
On topic, let's roll.
>>29995337
ROLLAN ROLLAN ROLLAN
>>29988800
Not helping the cause.
>>29995337
roll :^)
>>30000910
fugg
>>29995337
cmon tomboy
>>30000940
>>30000910
hahahahaha sucks to be you
>>29995337
rollan' for nerd or tomboy
>>29995337
Insert dazed and confused quote
>>29995337
rawling xd
>>29994230
top fucking kek
>>29995337
ZOOZZLE
>>29995337
Eh, why not.
>>30004406
>gets worst girl
Y-you too.
>>29995337
Rolllllllll
>>29988800
My biggest concern about OCers is that they always use the cheapest, most garbage holsters.
>>29995337
Rolling
>>29995337
Rollingg
>>29995337
fuck it
>>29995337
shit
>>29995337
guess i'm a lezza
>>29995337
Come on tomboy
>>29995337
rollerderby
>>29995337
rolling for gf
>>30005780
fuck
>>29989460
>meme
You just hate us cuz you aint us
>>29988800
....is that the Lehigh Burger King? Son of a bitch where is this from
>>29995337
Rolling.
>>30005868
It's Eagle, CO.
>>29995337
Rollin'
>>29995337
roll
>>29995337
Roley Poley
>>29995337
Rolling
>>29995337
Roll
>>29995337
Rorr
>>29995337
rollo
>>29995337
Roll my nigga
>>29995337
No Whammy!
>>29995337
roll
>>29995337
lez go
>>29995337
roll
>>29995337
roll
