How do you handle DI's
>>29940660
By not being a twink in a gay porno fantasy.
>>29940660
In Marine boot camp I constantly yelled "AYE AYE SIR" over and over no matter what they were yelling at me. Eventually they would think I was just one of those really really stupid recruits, and go scream at someone else.
>>29940660
BY DROPPING SIX
HOT
LOADS
what was this from I remember it being funny as fuck
>>29940868
It's a gay porn. Did you laugh after, before, or during you jacked it to homo porn?
It's OK that you did. 2016 America etc.
>>29940907
Nah I just saw the first clip on youtube where the drill instructor says something but I can't remember the name of the clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmJn9MhTZdg
How is his impression of a DI?
>>29940907
And how did you know what it was from anon?
>>29940918
Maybe there are funny parts but I don't watch gay porn. I grew up on the Chan and now I am just a normal fag.
Now show me a porn of a DI fucking a qt.314 pog female house mouse and I'm game.
>>29940955
Because I lurk and other anons told me. That's the problem with new comers. You should lurk moar and post less.
>>29940955
>not being gay
>2009+7
>>29940660
i don't b/c i didtn' sign up to be a brain-dead soldier
>>29940981
>me, new
Roodypoo, please.
>>29940992
Then you'll be a fine soldier.
You're already brain dead.
>>29940868
>>29940981
>tfw no DI Billy Herrington to suck on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LksYTLJpVE
>>29940660
by sucking their dick
>how many dicks do you suck maggot
>all of them sir
Being bi helps so much with winning gay chicken.
>>29940993
How oldfag are you? 2005 here.
Actually we prefer the term originalfag.
>>29941003
>tfw no gay DI to fuck you.
>tfw there no cute twinks in your unit either, just average looking straight guys and a couple of rednecks.
>>29941012
2007 is when I started regularly visiting this hive of scum and villainy.
I remember visiting in 2003, my senior year of highschool when 4chin was the new weirdness; but since I wasn't into anime I left and moved on to other websites before returning years later to sate my thirst for weird shit on the interwebs.
>>29940953
disobedience huh? that's a mistake...
>>29941032
fuck off kuuko
>>29941041
I was here 2005-2007
Semper niggers tongue my anus. Left for years because I joined the military as /b/tard Infantry.
Decided to see what's up once out and /b/ went from a place where guys used to post trap threads as a joke or guessing game to a gay community that wanted to date guys but insist they are not gay because feminine penises. Back in my day Admiral Ackbar would warn you it's a trap.
Gradually serfed /k/ and figured if I'm waisting time this place is as good as any. At least no Gore shit and user base isn't complete shit.
>>29941032
>you will never be a house mouse that services your DI's cock for more leniency
>>29941102
Yeah, its sad how what went from being a joke turned into a fetish spammed far worse than My Little Pony ever was.
All I can figure is that the current generation of teenagers are all tremendous faggots.
>>29941136
I often think that.
Then I wonder or think about the generation that came before us probably thought that. Then I think nah, this generation of babbys are spoiled little shits that have never faced a hardship.
>>29940660
You shut the fuck up, agree and do what the corporal/DS said
"Yes corporal" is the most used phrase at kapooka
>>29940992
Oooohhh speciallll
Wish civvies who arent even police or reservists would take their operator fantasies back to /v/ and play more coowwaaadooty with their pretend playe carriers and shit drills
>>29940982
>being gay
>in 1945+71
neck yourself lad
>>29942111
damn you sure talk big for someone with misplaced faith in the American government, maybe the next sub full of Americans they gas will have you in it.
>>29942174
The irony is that most of us lose that faith about halfway through our first enlistment. The difference is that being a permaciv doesn't give you any insight on why you should distrust the government. You have never seen a government go absolutely ape shit on a group of people, let alone taken part in it. You hate the government because you were told to and you never stopped to question why. There is no real difference between you and a 20 year old Bernie Sanders supporter.
>>29940660
> tfw drill instructors aren't even allowed to cuss at you anymore
>>29940660
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down
>>29942263
Fuck you
>>29940660
Idk about marine DIs, but in USCG boot you just be as loud as possible when responding, know whatever knowledge you need to know, and hurry the fuck up. If you do that, theyll leave you be
>>29942305
Probably more sodomy in coast guard than a gay marine porno.
>>29940673
LMAO legit survival tactics here.
>>29941012
>2005
>originalfag
You're still a newfag to me. But anyone from before 2007 is ok.
>>29942344
I just woke up. Tbh I was mostly a lurker back then.
I was told that's what pre-2006 fags are called. Not like it's special. So what?
Tell me your internet 4chan history.
>>29941003
Is this how it feels to do PT?
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After you get yelled at the first time it's really not a big deal, you get over it. When you get there though, scream reasonably loud but not as loud as you can, then maintain that level of noise whenever you're getting yelled at. They think that's the loudest you can scream and it saves your voice.
>>29942481
The dude posted images from a gay porno and you shit tards respond to it legitimately. OP is a joke, the thread is shit, and you're a full blown idiot.
>>29942331
Nope, most coasties get to go home at night, depending on where they're stationed they may or may not be swimming in Latina pussy.
