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So is there a story behind the "lost all my guns in a boating accident"? I hear people say it all the time but have no idea where it came from.
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>>29932404
I don't know what you're talking about Mr. ATF man.
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The fuck are you talking about? I hired a bpat to grt rid of my guns and he burned them all. Boats are great at their jobs man.
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i once sailed a boat on cement and all my guns and ammo sunk under the floor in my basement
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>>29932850
Landboats

Sounds like a Japanese anime kind of vehicle.
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I accidentally got my guns stuck in some PVC tubing when I was renovating and they got buried
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I lost my guns in a boating accident. Then I lost m boat in a gun accident. Then I lost the lake in a fishing accident. Sorry Mr. ATF, I guess we're just gonna have to wait until the lakebed comes up and my poor guns are fossilized.
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>>29932850
>>29932897
kek
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hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock the clock struck 12 i fucked your mom and all my guns sank in a boating accident... OH
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Sorry officer

I lost my guns in a tragic German-related boating accident
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>>29932404
During Katrina the police were confiscating every citizen's guns and smashing them in the streets. Some guy claimed he lost them in a boating accident. He actually did escape the disaster area on a boat.
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