After countless hours of tireless research, I have developed the TWCD (tactical whipped cream dispensiary) for the Mauser Gewehr 98.
After plugging some dirty Frenchie with a couple rounds, reward your hungry stomach with a few sprays of thick whipped cream.
Another pic
>>29905831
Please demonstrate.
>CHILD HUNGER ENDS HERE
kek
>>29905831
>machinegun string attached to a rifle
>this kills the pupper
>>29905831
>>29905838
You appear to have mounted your dispenser upside-down.
>>29905831
>>29905831
>Y you no mount to bayonet lug?
Bruh, all you gonna get is a shot of gas when it's turned that way.
You a junkie, boy?
Demonstration currently exporting.
>>29905970
>>29906117
Fuck these dudes. I figured out a method to extract the cream.
>>29905831
>>29905838
Is that a shoestring? That's a machine gun don't you know
Hmm. Did the mauser ever have a grenade spigot? It could be mad fun to deliver creamy goodness from 50+ yards away if you could get it to explode peacefully without steel ribbons.
>>29906200
>I figured out a method to extract the cream.
I'll bet you did.
If the Germans had this they would have won the war.
>>29906220
>>29905955
>string not around trigger or action
>bolt-action
Not a machine gun, just a tasty treat
>>29905831
>OP hasnt made a night sniper rifle
>>29905831
>doing whippets while shooting
Degenerate
>>29906258
oh man, some goes in her mouth
Demonstration of the TWCD with the Extra Creamy module attached for extra creamy goodness in your tummy.
Sorry it took so long. New to this fancy-schmancy Webm thing.
>>29907185
I'll take 11
>>29907354
That'll be $17,000
>>29907185
cream-action rifles will be the next revolution in weapons technology
>>29907185
NIGGA
>>29906054
>We memes now
No, you're just an idiot.
>not even a faggot
Just an idiot.
>>29907185
OH SEMPAI
>>29907185
>>29907185
Astonishing
>>29907185
Images can barely express how wicked that is kommando. So let me use an image I'm still unsure as to why I saved.
>>29907185
>>29907185
>add tan duracoat
>make the can have some black grip on it
>write " Troy Industries " on it
>call it " Military Grade Combat Ready High Speed Morale Incresing Desert Deployment "
>HSMID for short
>sell it for 650$ each
>make trillions
>in 2 years make more but in black
> now call it " Tactical Spec Ops Rifle Mounted Cream Deployment "
>yfw it doubles income
>the Troy Industries© RMCMD and HSMID™ are literally all on the market now
>yfw you're a trillionar now
>but little do the mall ninjas know
>you're gonna add a tac light
>>29907185
The future is now
>>29910673
>it's still a Gewehr 98
>just a regular Gewehr 98
I like this plan. I'll capitalize on it.
Make it so I can get this cream while I'm shouldering the rifle. I don't want my killstreak to be interrupted.
>>29907185
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
OP here. This is the latest development in tactical cream deployment technology.
Basically just a Stahlhelm with a deep channel in the top. Allows the shooter, after finishing, to swing the rifle up from his shoulder and rest it in the channel, efficiently deploying tasty snack cream into their hungry mouths.
To support the channel the helmet, of course, has to be very tall. Made from the finest steel, it comes in at a reasonable weight of eighteen and a half pounds.
I can't draw for shit. If anyone here has any artistic talent feel free to adapt this revolutionary design.
