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/k/ i just got back from a defensive handgun course,
>drawing from holster and firing
>reloads under stress
>shooting from cover
>shooting while moving.
my instructor asked that we shout while we shoot to vocalize under fire
things like :
>stop
>dont move
>drop it
>you call 911 etc
he recommended to keep from saying violent things and using vulgarity because the witnesses might portray it differently later on. but thinking of you all i wanted to know what some fun things to yell while at the range training or actually in a defensive situation
tl;dr- what are funny things to yell while shooting paper or kebab/basketball
pic related- holster and gun i edc
MY COUSIN AND I TOUCH WEINERS
PISS COMING FROM MY AAAASSSS!!!
ASS CHEEKS, ASS PUSSY, ASSSSS PISS CRAP FILLED VAGINA COCK PISS IN THE ASS FAT JEW
FUCK SALT!!
ANUS DOUBLE CHEESE
AAARGHHH
>>29896601
die nigger I hate all niggers that's why I'm shooting you because you're a nigger and niggers commit crimes you nigher
>>29896601
>he recommended to keep from saying violent things and using vulgarity because the witnesses might portray it differently later on
sounds like super fuddlore... like when people say "prosecutors will have a field day with you because of your blood red cerakote job & punisher holster"
Anyway, I'd probably go full autismo and just
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BURN IT DOWN
MEGATRON SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE VAPORIZE
IM A DEAATH DEAAALER
>>29896601
SHALL NOT BE BLACKED
TITTY SPRINKLES
ASS PUSSY PISS IN MY ASSSSS
>>29896601
>my instructor asked that we shout while we shoot to vocalize under fire
Yeah, he doesn't know shit. By the time you're shooting let alone drawing from a holster, you know words aren't enough.
Go to a real instructor's course where they don't base their curriculum off bullshit fuddlore and have real life experiences outside of a range.
>>29896999
He was swat commander, retired sheriff in SE wisconsin. carried glock.. Not too fuddy just knew how prosecutions play out, he described the laws and statutes well
>>29897075
The vocalizations were also used to issue commands to the newly ventilated gentleman
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR ABU HAJAAR?
>>29896999
idk looking at how the zimmerman trial went I think it's pretty believable
it's not the first time I've heard the advice either, an instructor who was a cop told me this in a class too.
>>29897075
The point of vocalizing in that situation isn't to get them to stop, you stupid fucking nigger.
>>29896601
FUCKIN NORMIE
LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29899022
>"I-It's to make it look like you're the good guy"!!
Get the fuck out of here you prick. That shit does not work. I'm sorry to get your pussy in a sandcastle but next time choose an instructor that isn't a total retard.
Or, you can have a whistle to blow and maybe even throw on this when the cops come so they know you're the good guy!
YOUR FAMILY IS NEXT
>>29900590
Best one so far
