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What would /k/ do?
Throw dragondildoes at it while masturbating as hard as humanly possible
masturbate furiously while wearing a putin mask
Call my buddy.
take a photo and hope the flash blinds him
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>>29888648
This was intended to be a serious thread
>>29888146
Laugh because this is all Russia will ever do.
>>29888146
wait until it crahses
also, why didn't we heard of that?
>russian nuclear submarine
>catches fire in port
>http://bellona.org/news/nuclear-issues/2016-05-nuclear-submarine-fire-in-russia-far-east-again-raises-questions-surrounding-safe-dismantlementa-decommissioned-russian-nuclear-submarine-moored-off-a-naval-base-on-the-kamchatka-peninsula-caught-fire
>>29888146
slav squat on the deck while waving a vdv flag and shouting incoherent anglicized russian and eating caviar so when the pilot sees me he will understand we mean peace and bring an end to the us and russian conflict
Turn into sayan and fly with it to mother russia, my spying mission is over
>>29888772
god forbid the russian military being depicted in a bad light on a site that fucking love its alt media sources
>>29888772
>decommissioned
>was being disassembled
>nuclear fuel had already already been removed
Wow, it's fucking nothing.
Line up all the new SJW Navy assfaggots on the railings and have then sodomise each other in a continuous daisychain.
>russian pilot vomits into his facemask and visor
>cannot steer and plane crashes into ocean.
>flight recorder shows unexplained sudden pilot error
>>Putin can't even complain as his pilot declared at fault and risking safety of innocent vessel
The real reason USN has been stockpiling nautical faggotry all these years = antigaydar missile defence system
>shoot it down with missiles, CIWS and M4s
>Launch cruise Missiles at Kaliningrad
>tell the Admiral to launch the Nukes already
>tell some kid to bring me a hot coffee, 3 bagels and 4 pieces of sugar
>let the Helicopter launch to fly anti submarine mission (we have a copter right?)
>inform russian vessels in the region about the Nuclear payload (lie if we don't have real nukes) of my Cruise Missiles
>launch several cruise missiles at Europe, at Berlin, London and Cologne
