Imagine being a poorly paid b-movie actor when one day Steven Seagal "casually" brings his 1911 collection to the movie set and you have to act interested so that you wont hurt Seagal's feelings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U
I'd actually be interested and would ask him to go shoot in the weekend.
>>29848070
I'd ask him how long he'd been collecting 1911s.
>>29848221
>67 years
He talks like he's suffered a stroke.
is this operatorkino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz_TIl_TgpY
>>29848272
>You know in the police they call the 1911 a 12, 'cos all the numbers add up to 12.
>>29848314
What?
They call it a fucking PISTOL, your lucky if dispatch gets the caliber, make or model.
Even on a hotlist firearm
typical MDT msg from dispatch
STOLEN FIREARM
STOLEN FROM VICTIMS VEHICLE AT
[location]
[PATROL SUBSTATION AREA]
[DISTRICT]
PISTOL 9mm
S&W /SHIELD / BLK/ SERIAL 5432-1
COMPLAINTANT NAME/ADDRESS/Phone#
PROPERTY CRIMES DETECTIVE POINT OF CONTACT
>>29848468
>I've been a cop in Lousianna for like... 42 years.
>>29848070
Is that Caspian long slide Damascus steel? Looked bretty gool.
>>29848540
As opposed to this shit
>>29848314
Eagle base were stopped code 1 on a 10-88 on a whiskey male...
Wait...
Oh my god ...
12!!!
We got a twelve
10-79 my 10-20 cover my flank
Six is afraid of seven
Minus one
TWELVE!!!!
>>29848070
>act interested
I'd talk black new orleans jive with him
>>29848314
Wait a second....
19 ^11....
+45% of 7.....
>>29848661
At 987 fps....
Acounting for bbl length....
>>29848673
Stopping power shown as kentic energy over 45....but divided by....
Is he why "transracialism" is a thing in the USA?
>>29848691
TIMES TWELVE...
Plus.....TWELVE.....
Jesus....
What an amazing action scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUjPz7BKjlM
>>29848314
....!!!
Ya, ...it says you're a fucking idiot
https://youtu.be/27YxUnuXgY4
>>29848468
>>29848584
>>29848661
>>29848673
>>29848691
>>29848718
>>29848733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXaOGnDRf1A
What did he say? He mumbles.
>>29848761
He said he's been flying helicopters for like... 45 years.
>>29848070
1911s are gorgeous, especially if you get one that's been built by a competent smith.
That being said, wtf is with that audio?
>>29848833
If only Steven Seagal had kept something in common with all of his movies, like make his character part of an international spy agency, and once in a while he can report back to HQ in his movies.
It would keep something consistent in all his movies so viewers can follow them better.
Plus he would get to be his own brand of 007.
imagine being as fat as Seagal
>>29848310
kek
It's like you took a 15y/o fat, clumsy airsofter and magically aged him 50 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
-directed by Steven Seagal
>>29848070
I'M GONNA STEAL EVERY MOTHER FUCKER BIRTHDAY
Don't bully the Seagal.
>>29848755
I like this guy.
>>29848950
What a line. I almost dropped my tendies the first time I heard it.
>>29848156
Seagal can give you some marksmanship tips
Among being a martial arts and katana expert, Seagal is also master shooter who is regarded worlds leading pistol marksman even surpassing Jerry Miculek and the late Jeff Cooper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn4d-UqPVN4
>>29848728
Ok, terrible editing aside, that was kinda badass
>ex CIA
>fluent in 8 languages
>Serbian citizenship
>Italian-American heritage
>Born and grew in Brooklyn, NYC
>Honorary Russian
>black belt in Aikido
>honorary black belt in Karate
>honorary black belt in Shibari
>Japanese heritage
>fought against Yakuza members
>Katana collection
>expert in Wines
>Counter Terrorism expert
>International sex symbol
>Mongolian heritage
>Blues musician
>BFF with machoman Putin
>Putin is ex KGB hitman
>Russian heritage
>Part-Time reserve Sheriff Deputy
>Trains security guards
>Trains Russian Special Forces
>Trains UFC fighters
>Buddhist god
>raised by black blues musicians in New Orleans
>Has his own energy drink
>has 1911 collection
>Better shooter than Jeff Cooper & Jerry Miculek
>Grew his hair back
Is Seagal the most /k/ approved celebrity?
>>29849360
Punani
>>29849360
>Is Seagal the most /k/ approved celebrity?
Yeah. He's 90% bullshit.
>>29848314
I call it a three, because 1+2=3
>>29849100
Well that was terrible
>>29849360
plzgo segal
ur movies suk
>>29849571
Say that to my face not online and i will snatch your b-day like i did this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1In78YppuA
>>29848927
I need this movie in my life right fucking now.
Post all the seagull webms
I have a couple days off next week and i am now seriously considering using one of them to watch as many seagull movies as i can.
I'll probably get two movies in and then give up but right now i'm all about it.
>>29848755
Tommy Buns is the shit.
>>29849607
Is that you Tommy Wiseau?
/tv/ just bullied Steven Seagal away from his own AMA.
4chan, why do you get so much enjoyment from torturing this poor man?
>>29849360
Plus a Louisiana cop
cant watch the video yet on my phone. how are his tastes ? still 80s/90s taste like in his movies or has he evovled into more modern taste? brand guy? or varied companies in his collection? i can picture a bunch of colts
>>29849782
OhiMark
>>29849676
the one with the jamacian drug lords is cool has voodoo, earlys 80s bolt guns, sawwed of auto shotguns, and a smg flavor lacking in more modern movies
>>29848310
Man I gotta watch this movie.
>>29849360
>how about when he shot that guys dog in a totally unnecessarily over the top operation because he was making a show out of it?
>International sex symbol
ok
>Putin is ex KGB hitman
how do the accomplishments of your acquaintances transfer on to you? if that means anything then i am friends with the guy who made google glass. does that make me a gifted engineer? no it doesn't.
>Buddhist god
this just..... do you understand buddhism? is he a bodhisattva?
>Better shooter than Jeff Cooper & Jerry Miculek
now I know you are trolling
>Grew his hair back
hair plugs
steven seagal has an inferiority complex and wants to feel like "a big man"
you didn't mention his guitar collection, which is actually impressive.
Seagal is also an expert in wines and not just guns and katanas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E1NFckaDqU
>>29849360
>honorary black belt in Shibari
wait, wut?
>>29849100
he takes himself 100% seriously
>>29850049
He knows how to tie up your mom
>>29850031
When the bottle was facing him I was hoping she would just shake the shit out of it last minute and spray it all over him, would have made that video actually bearable
>>29849849
can confirm.
>>29849806
>I was in an all black band
I'm fucking crying
>>29848310
>"are you really as good as they say you are?"
breddy sure that he payed the director money to be in this movie
>>29849996
Someone forgot to install your humor module
>>29849571
Fuck you I like Under Siege 2
>>29851164
> Executive Producers Steven Seagal
>>29851405
Did they ever make Under Siege 3?
>>29851415
holy shit never saw it
>>29848070
all i have to say....
.45 acp flat and fast.... GTFO
>>29853597
>amazing
>spectacular
>ALMOST 15 round
>>29848310
>>29848728
someone farts at 1:07
>>29848728
holy fucking shit.
the music just makes it worse
>>29855255
>>29849806
because steven sea-boom-boom is too fat to oper8 and his movies suck.
>>29855255
that m4 just reminds me of an air soft gun, and i truly think it is.
>>29856183
Seagal would get a heart attack if he would have to carry a real firearm. Thats also why they had to shoop the m16 behind Seagal's back in this poster
>>29849995
it's somewhat entertaining and Seagal is not even the most comedic aspect of the movie. i had fun watching it
>>29849607
ahahaha what the fuck
Some Tommy Wiseau speaking motherfucker in a Seagal movie.
>>29850031
You know how to whistle?
>>29855189
Nice guns no doubt, but boring AF. With that much porting he may as well be shooting the 200@700fps loads
>>29857209
Indeed. Seagal is a big guy. He should be able to handle all that recoil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn4d-UqPVN4
>>29848070
Thanks to you, /k/, I am now downloading
>SNIPER: SPECIAL OPS
a laughably-terrible movie which I would not have downloaded if it were not for this thread.
>>29849100
What a shitty grip
>>29848310
Holy christ. I saw the webms and knew it was bad but that dialogue is a whole other level of bad. That's The Room bad. They're going to be riffing on this movie for another 50 years.
>>29849100
I watched two and half minutes in. It seems like he knows how to shoot, but damn is he off putting.
>>29849100
>Chief Seagal
Holy fuck.
>>29849996
>now I know you are trolling
I think he's catching on to you man
>>29857272
I must say downing a sushi boat with buddies after a trip to the range while in tac gear sounds like a perfect Saturday.
Was that monkfish?
>>29857991
>18:18 b4 ragequit
>unwatchable
>laughable
>wtf is the .50 gunner doing/shooting at?
>omfg doc why are you not aware of your surroundings
>omfg that idiot just fucking stops in the middle of the open next to his buddy who just got shot and stands still while performing sports to unjam his rifle totes deserved to get capped for gross tactical negligence
>seagull's shoulder-switcheroo is too goddamn fucking hilarious for words i cannot even
It's like, do these guys even operate?
>best acting in the entire film is barely noticeable:
>fiddy-gunnah smacks lips; implies: 'sheee-it, we out!'
>>29848070
>tfw
>>29848070
I would not be even mad!
Also, that's Frank Mir!!!
>>29849360
>No part time Jesus.
Anon....
>>29851415
All three of his most recent films are from his own production company.
>>29849832
STI, some sort of compact/subcompact, and a Caspian are the three he mentioned
>>29864104
>vlcsnap
>>29848728
>1:05
I fucking died
>>29856183
are you unaware how guns in movies work? if it doesn't have to fire in the shot then it's either a rubber or plastic replica.
>>29849387
Steven Seagal is my spirit animal. Guns + asian fuckslaves
>>29848221
I'm pretty sure Hammond is an American trapped in the body of a eurocuck.
I'd oper8 with him.
>>29848070
As much of a stale meme segal is, I can't h8 1911's
>>29848540
>They called those choppers skippys
>skipskipskipskipskipskip
>>29848950
I am a cop and have been for a very long time. It's a street term that means to kill someone.
>>29857272
>he eats his sushi with sticks to show off how truely masterful he is at the japanese art of eating.
meanwhile normal people eat their sushi with their fingers because that is actually completely acceptable
>>29849995
He's hardly in it.
>>29865980
>It's a street term that means to kill someone.
Not....not the way he said it.....idk it's hard to agree with you even though you're right, just because of the delivery of said slang
>>29848070
>ain't that amazing
>>29848221
>>29866560
It's from his Reddit AMA that got raided by /tv/:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/d2ty1wc
>>29868075
where the Bolsheviks at ?
>>29849100
Why does Steven Seagal talk like that?
I travel for work and I've never heard that weird fucking accent anywhere. Him trying to talk like he is from the south is fucking offputting tho
>>29850132
That's not how wine works you fucking autist
>>29856341
Nice Macedonian flag
>>29868161
He's an actor. They don't have personalities or an identity of their own so they create what is an amalgamation of various characters they have played or wanted to play throughout their lives.
>>29868717
you're not supposed to eat the bag you dumb whore
So /k/ are you gonna buy the beers tonight?
https://youtu.be/Gn4d-UqPVN4
>>29848310
Part 2 of his Fat Operator Trillogy is out now too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrVR3lUPzCQ
Part 3 comes later in 2016
>>29849806
We got the most important question anwered tho
>>29849996
Whoa buddy you should get that crippling autism checked
>>29849996
Holy shit the autism
>>29848156
>I'd actually be interested and would ask him to go shoot in the weekend.
That's because you aren't a Hollywood actor, aka liberal cuckboi.
I can't watch action movies anymore. Knowing how liberal and gun-hating 99% of these guys actually are just ruins the movie magic for me.
>>29869680
>>29869767
I vote.
>>29869823
Watch them, just dont give them any money to do so.
>>29869823
Keanu Reeves tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc
Seagal gives Aikido training for Serbian special forces (pic related)
Thats pretty cool right? They even gave him a Serbian citizenship.
>>29869560
jesus fucking tapdancing jesus. this is beyond shit
>>29869841
I can't even watch the shit anymore. Same goes for the majority of hardcore porn. The vast majority of "porn stars" don't even put any feeling into their job. They just take off their clothes, jump on a cock, and most of them just seem to zone out, as if it were a recumbent bike and they're doing their daily exercise routine while trying to read a magazine. If they're not genuinely aroused, then I can't get aroused. Same goes with these movies. If I can tell that the actors don't have a clue as to what they're doing, or if they have an underlying hatred for the thing they're handling, then it takes me out of the experience and I find myself sitting there counting the movie's flaws and mentally composing a negative review for it.
>>29869851
How competent/interested in guns was he when he filmed The Matrix, though?
>>29869560
So Steven wants to be Fronk?
>>29869910
>They just take off their clothes, jump on a cock, and most of them just seem to zone out, as if it were a recumbent bike and they're doing their daily exercise routine while trying to read a magazine.
I've got the same problem. I can only get off to softcore porn anymore. At least then the girl has the possibility of being scouted for a B movie, so she's showing off her acting skills. I know they're all sluts, but women who can no longer blush are not attractive.
>>29870143
>is that why you drove a tank into a house and killed their dog
Holy shit I just looked that up.
How the fuck is the fed government not doing anything against completely batshit fascist tyrants doing whatever they please in "their" county?
>>29870143
>in Detroit in the 50s
>he was fucking born in 52
>>29870143
>drove a tank into a house and killed a dog
didn't realize steven worked for the atf
>>29849607
That sounds like they had Tommy Wiseau dub the guys lines and didn't sync it up well.
>>29870430
Mozart wrote his first symphony at age 4
I'm sorry to hear that...
