I'm going to present you with a hypothetical:
Imagine the cutest little 9 year old niece of yours giving you pic related for your birthday along with some other camping supplies.
>I'm so happy you're coming with uncle anon I hope you like it
in her best handwriting on a home made card with a drawing of you camping on the front.
I love her to death but the thing is honestly real cheap and I already have camping knives. But she'll probably be sad if I don't use it. What the fuck do I do?
>>29847779
Wow. Go fuck yourself. Stop being such a piece of shit and use the damn knife. She's fucking 9 and it was a thoughtful gift try to be a human being for once
>>29847779
You use it, you autistic little fuck.
I was in a similar position.
Pack it, but don't use it.
>>29847779
Bring it along with whatever other knives you want. Can't have too many, right?
Jesus Christ just use it
It was a present, does it not have any value to you?
>>29847779
Wasn't there a similar bait like this? But instead it had to do with a father's gift or something?
I refuse to believe people like OP exist, this must be b8 right guys? No one can be that much of a piece of shit
Use it to kill yourself.
>>29847779
Just use it man. Light a fire with the matches and use the fishing line with her and act like you caught something. Stop being a autist and make her have a good childhood. Maybe show her your other knives and teach her about safety when widdling wood.
>>29847808
I don't know what I was expecting from a Sanders supporter
>>29847779
Dude its like getting an ugly sweater your aunt or some shit knitted you for Christmas. You wear it for a few days, tell her how awesome it is, and then toss it in your closet until moving time.
Same with this, if it isn't b8.
Go camping, show your niece how to make rope by stripping the bark off of small plants, use the knife she gave you, when the camping trip is over, throw it in a drawer somewhere and forget about it.
>>29847794
>>29847800
>>29847824
So never teach her to distinguish a quality product from some disposable walmart shit, got it. You people are the reason companies like Gerber go to shit.
>>29847867
Knives don't have to be minmaxed to be useful, you piece of shit.
>>29847867
Not when she thought enough about you to want to get you a gift. You teach her that later after she's grown up and forgotten about it and is still interested in camping. Then you pulll out the knife she gave you and show her that you kept it and she will have nostalgic memorys about her childhood.
Fuck man how is this so hard
>>29847905
better yet, berate her for not knowing a quality knife at 9 yrs old, what's the worst that could happen? Jeez use the knife, you're not dropping into crapistan for a battle, you're going camping.
>>29847779
You use the knife and have a good time and if she keeps being interested in the outdoors one day you buy her an esee or something and explain bushcraft and shit to her
>>29847779
Use it until it breaks, and buy her a Mora for her birthday.
>>29847867
You're such a waste of oxygen, this has to be bait. You're not even worthy of a disposable Walmart shit anything. Go hang yourself you autistic sociopath.
>>29847867
This might be the most hilarious reply I have ever seen. And I'm not even sure if it's bait or not.
10/10
have it engraved with her name and use it every time i go camping/hunting
>>29847816
You mean the classic:
>Tell mom I want a pump action shotgun for my birthday
>She gets me a SxS
>"B-but anon, this is better, it has two barrels
>Bitch
Usually accompanied by an image of a certain smug amphibian
>>29847779
just use it, i'm sure it will be fine if it is sharpened. you don't have to only use that one knife forever. she loves you and thinks that it will make you happy.
>>29847852
Anyone have this minus the political shit?
And who is the qt?
>>29847779
It's just a fucking knife, use it.
>I love her to death but the thing is honestly real cheap and I already have camping knives
It's a fucking knife.
Do you refuse to use toilet paper unless it's your favourite high quality high speed low drag brand?
I swear knifefags are fucking insufferable.
>>29857805
And that's where the occupy protester should've been shot.
>>29847808
Wasteful AND inconsiderate.
Spot on, mate...
Just use it to wittle, or box, paper, small things etc..
>>29847779
Just use it, and have a backup in case it breaks.
>>29857874
wrong fucking country dipshit
>>29847779
That's the sweetest fucking thing I've read all year. Keep the knife and use it. And teach her about proper quality later in life. If you tell her the knife is shit she'll lose all interestin knives and outdoor shit
>Implying you can have enough knives
>Not treasuring the gift knife
I'm an ungrateful asshole, OP, but good God, I at least try to contrive ways to force myself to use presents I didn't want until they're useful.
>>29847808
Do you have a bernie support sticker? I don't have one so i'll talk half of yours, you wouldn't mind would you?
>>29847779
What the fuck is the problem.
Justtell her thank you very much for the knife and mention Santa Clause isn't real.
>>29847867
She's fucking nine you twit.
