>want to be /k/ommando
>live in England
Is there anything I can do?
>>29845978
>Is there anything I can do?
>buy glock 19 from black market
>shoot any muslims you see
>>29845978
>Is there anything I can do?
Move. Doesn't even have too be the states, doesn't New Zealand have good gunlaws? Also don't the Swiss or one of those nations have good laws for that as well after you join a hunting or shooting club?
>move to America
>enjoy real freedom
>>29845978
>>29845990
/thread
>>29845997
> real freedom
>>29845978
Buy a dragon dildo
>>29845978
Not all weapons are guns, just the best ones for personal protection are
Try to get a gun license or take up any /k/ related hobby like archery, get an air rifle or slingshot, collect milsurp or bayonets etc
thehomegunsmith.cum
>anarchy in the uk
>>29845978
Don't be such a bitch, you can get all sorts of funs in the UK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRZmSsPRAN4
>>29846007
>implying having nofunz in jolly old England and dealing with chavs and mudslimes is freedom
>>29845978
Join the army.
>>29845978
buy a bicycle wheel
>>29846023
>this fucking gun.
hahaha i want one
>>29845978
I think Europe is in need of a serial killer that targets Muslims.
Make them afraid to go out in public wearing their bedsheets wtf are you guys doing?
>>29846076
If it was Indians he targeted(or was one) his name could be Jack the Street Shitter.
>>29845978
You could revolt.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/61muR5Y.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>29845978
From what I understand you guys can jump through ridiculous hoops and eventually own shotguns.
For less bullshit, you could purchase a .22 air rifle.
I don't know man, there are a few Britfags out there pulling it off pretty well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFwcbCXo6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm001drekmU
>>29845978
>implying that being a /k/ommando isn't more about state of mind than anything other.
You don't have to own a gun to be that kind of person.
>>29846108
we could. but what would we use to revolt. sticks? see, America was smart, they thought ahead about this stuff. But what did we do. We got cocky, we presumed we would always be safe and kept safe. Not anymore.
>>29846370
I'm sorry anon.
>>29845978
I'll marry you if you'd like. That way you can get an American citizenship.
No homo
For most Yuros i'd say just drive down to Czechoslovakia and buy whatever the fuck you want and just stuff the AK's and CZ's in your seat cushions, but you have an entire body of water segregating you from the EU so tough shit dude.
>>29846380
it's ok man, just... learn from us. anybody tells you guns aren't the answer shoot their nipples off and tell them you didn't ask any questions.
>>29846370
>>29845978
Military service. That's what I did. I am from Scandinavia. Civilians with guns are wannabes.
Archery and shit
>>29845978
Lots of American girls have a thing for English accents. Just make sure you're clean, well dressed, look decent enough and you could probably bag one to get married long enough to get citizenship.
Or you could marry a /k/ommando. Might be easier and you'd have someone who will let you shoot their guns.
>>29846474
>Addressing others as civilians in a condescending manner
Yeah I can tell you were in the military.
>>29846474
>"I was forced into conscription and did ~2 years of nothing as a virgin footsoldier who has never seen combat"
>fucken civvies
Back up everybody, big strong military man rollin' through!
Buy a lot of tactical spoons
>>29845978
Honestly? Gear and hard fucking dedication. Be the biggest nastiest strongest fucking gorilla on that shitty little island.
Guns an equalizer, you however have no such limitation.
>>29845978
You could always not believe the memes and get a firearms licence to get firearms.
>>29846030
OP could always move to Canada or New Zealand where he can have funs and freedom and not still keep public healthcare and not put up with neckbeards bringing AR-15s into McDonalds.
>>29846007
>can't own guns
>can't express dissent towards other races/religions without fines or imprisonment
>CCTV on every street corner, in every building
>need a license to own a television
>have to be 18 to buy FUCKING SILVERWARE
>bats and pocket knives are considered WMDs
But yeah, the NSA monitoring my daily hentai intake is surely the bigger issue.
>>29846571
kek
>>29846474
>Scandinavians
The only Scandinavian combatants worth a damn through the past 100 years were recruited, trained, and equipped by the British.
>>29845978
>move
>uprise
God helps those who help themselves.
>>29845978
The most British thing to do would be to convert to islam and fly to Syria to fight for ISIS
>>29846587
>Not purposely looking at fucked up shit to mess with them
>>29846587
It's like V for Vendetta has gone from a work of fiction to a fortune telling.
Who will be the tea sipping /k/ommando that will grab his mall ninja knives and start cutting Bobby's en mass and blow parliament to pieces?
Take advantage of the right to roam in order to do epic innawoods hikes in the Scottish highlands.
Fucks sake OP, it's not like there's fucking bears in Britain, learning woodcraft is nice and easy. Then move and get guns.
>>29846474
>wanting to protect ourselves from thugs and government
>wannabes
How about you jump off a bridge?
>>29846474
>Scandinavian military
>>29845978
Move to northern ireland.
>>29845978
Yeah..
buy guns, like it perfectly legal to do in the UK.
>>29846803
>Fantasizing about revolution and home invaders
>Nothing happens
What if your government decides that you're a thread? Would you shoot down the drones and the hellfire missiles with your AR-15?
>>29846474
oh boy
>>29846474
You're an asshole but that girl in your pic is no less perfect for it
>>29846615
What about Finns, or does killing Russians count as a hobby?
Get a gun.
>>29846954
>hurr muh drones
Here's a response to your disproven argument.
>>29846685
Horse porn here I cum
>>29846474
You are the cancer that is killing Scandinavia, you little shit.
>>29847047
Pretty sure that cancer is you guys importing foreigners by the boatload.
>>29846954
You are a cancerous ass kisser, I hope you know that. I would post more but, some other anon already got it for me.
I hope you off yourself, you low-life piece of shit.
>>29846954
>Would you shoot down the drones and the hellfire missiles with your AR-15?
You have no grasp on how asymmetric warfare works and its for that exact reason you're a colossal retard
>>29846028
Hahaha holy fuck that's pathetic as fuck, bragging about that is like bragging that your wife lets you jack off while she fucks the bull
>>29845997
Do you microwave the lettuce?
>>29847204
Don't take the bait. You're better than that.
>>29846586
>NZ
>cucknada
>freedom
Enjoy your hate speech laws
>>29847230
People actually think like that, though.
It's why you hear so many people go "LMAO THE US LOST THE VIETNAM WAR HOW EMBARRASSING"
>>29846028
Wait, is it just an open bolt rifle, or do you need to pull the trigger twice for each shot?
Either way
>Spend thousands of dollars on custom made cuckgun
>Gets confiscated next year.
Good job
>>29847204
I know. Just had to see your reaction. To me, being afraid of your owns government is just such a strange concept. Not saying you shouldn't be afraid.
>>29847306
>HAHAH! HE THOUGHT ME TO BE A SIMPLETON, BUT IT WERE MERELY A RUSE!
>>29847306
>lol jk guys
>i'm actually not retarded
>>29845997
>Fargus
Kek
>>29847306
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
Truly a timeless classic of 4chan
>>29846586
>implying getting taxed out the ass for sub-par gubbermint services is """freedom""""
>implying their freedom of speech isn't getting to bongland levels of limited
>implying they'll have funs for much longer
Limey get out
>>29845978
You can still own plenty of guns and you're not Australian, stop being a bitch.
>>29847381
>implying getting taxed out the ass for sub-par gubbermint services is """freedom""""
This is honestly true in just about every developed country on the planet desu senpai
>>29845978
go to mexico, Cross the boarder, say you are a Muslim Refugee. You will be treated better then Americans so have fun
>>29847408
Tbh tru senpai
Taxation is fucking theft
>>29847381
>implying their freedom of speech isn't getting to bongland levels of limited
What exactly can't I say, nigger?
On a scale of 1-10, how slutty are UK girls? I saw a bunch of pictures from Black Friday and Carnage UK stuff and I wish I'd done study abroad or something, is this accurate?
Also, re: guns. Join the territorial army and they'll give you a gun and free marksmanship training.
>>29846036
>>29847006
The Finns lost though. Russia never took Helsinki but they dictated Finland's foreign policy and made sure they couldn't join alliances/organizations of their choosing. You're remembering the late 30s and forgetting the other part of the war.
>>29847498
Big city girls are proper slags that like it roite up the shitter
Source: I'm from London and crush pussy every day
>>29845978
i know that feel britbro
>be german
>not much of a problem to get guns
>cannot take them outside besides to a range
>cannot stalk
>not a single remote area to go innawoods to
>>29847537
>Crush pussy every day, but it's all slags
I...I still think I like shooting guns every day even more. I've turned sex down, to go shooting before. Felt good man. Gun related STD's are also quite rare.
>>29845978
Come to the USA.
Seriously, if you're not retarded it's not that difficult to immigrate.
Source: all the dumbass spics that get in legally without even being able to speak English.
Move to Texas, New Mexico, Arizona or some other free state and buy guns!
If you don't want to leave Bongistan then you don't really want to be /k/ then do you?
PS. If you ever come to Texas I would be happy to take you innawoods to shoot guns and drink moonshine.
>>29845978
Czech land, Swiss land are all alright for gun laws, move away from bong land, it's dying anyways.
>>29848131
You know nothing about immigration.
>>29848131
You're confusing legal and illegal immigration.
>>29846587
>>need a license to own a television
*need a licence to watch broadcast television. I have a TV purely for Netflix, Amazon Prime, other downloaded media, PS4 etc and the BBC haven't seen a penny from me in years.
Also, if you're imagining me cradling a cup of tea watching for the licence man out my kitchen window, i wrote to them to tell them exactly what i was using my TV for and not only did they OK this, they sent me a refund for the rest of the year.
>>29845978
Buy a bolt gun, there's a lot of nice bolt guns on the market
>>29847376
Dr_Breen_gordon_i_am_disappoint.jpg
>>29848506
The only thing you should need a license for is for citizenship
