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Will a 500 magnum stop a charging moose?
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Will a 500 magnum stop a charging moose?
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>>29842969
Idk but a .40 glock 22 sure will.
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>>29842969
If you hit it, yes.
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>>29842969
It would stop a charging polar bear.
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it would stop a charging dollar bill
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Nah 500 mag fires a slow heavy Bullet. I could probably Dodge it 100 m down. If moose can dodge trucks, they can dodge 500swmag
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>>29842969
Nothing's guaranteed, though it would probably do the job if you wanted to an-hero to avoid moose-rape.
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>>29843026
What would be ideal for surviving a moose attack?
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>>29843053
Stay inside your truck.
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>>29843064
If you have a small truck like a Ranger the moose will still fuck you and your truck up.
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>>29843084
If it's fucking your shit up why aren't you driving the fuck away or running it over? If the damage is getting done you might as well cripple that dirty cocksucker.
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I have been fingerfucking and thinking about picking one of those up for 10 years now, I need to just do it.
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>>29843096
>running over a moose
>in a pickup
nigger have you even seen a moose?
those things will fuck your shit up.
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>>29843096
run it over are you fucking serious? if anything its running your truck over.
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>>29843096
>implying pissing off a moose wouldn't make him summon the swamp on you causing the death of thousands
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I wouldn't take any handgun against a charging moose.
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Mike Tyson, Bruce Lee, and Brock Lesnar vs charging moose.

Who wins?
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>>29843096
>running over a moose in a Ford Ranger
You're just going to make it mad.
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>>29843109
>>29843113
>>29843116
It's already fucking your shit up. What the fuck are you going to do just take the bone to the grave like the bitchmade faggot you're acting like now? There was no assumption this thing isn't already doing this shit. Yet you idly sit by and take a cockshot through the window.

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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>>29842969
Yes, of course, assuming good shot placement.
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>>29843178
Confirmed as having never lived in moose country. If the moose is already charging, you GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY. No exceptions.
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>>29842969
A 10mm will stop a charging moose
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>>29843171
>Brock Lesnar
UFC Brock or WWE Brock?
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>>29843213
see
>>29843096

>"If it's fucking your shit up why aren't you driving the fuck away"
>Implying intentionally hitting a moose with a car isn't done out of sheer desperation because you're fucked by this point anyway
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>>29843229
UFC pre surgery.
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>>29842969
If you're lugging that around, you might as well carry a 30 caliber rifle. I would do a much better job and will be easier to shoot.
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>>29842969
If you hit a moose in the head with it yeah sure, it'll do fine. Of course if you miss, follow up shots will be damn near impossible and at that point you either scared it off or pissed it off. Better hope it's not the latter.
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No, because Moose tend to have bullet resistant armor and better weapons

>Where ever there is a bull-moose charging you, there is another hiding in the bushes with a rifle with you already in it's sights
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>>29842969
Alaskan here. You need at least a .700NE or a stryker. Meese don't go down easy and when they do they let out a death call that calls in all other meese in the area. So make sure you headshot that moose and destroy its vocal cords. Bears have been killed by meese.
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>>29842969
No.
>>29843053
10mm will suffice.
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>>29842969
500 Magnum is futureproofing for when the dinosaurs get brought back and people start using power armor.
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>>29843104
might as well call it three-eight-three because those numbers mean nothing to me
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>>29843104
That gun costs more than my truck.
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>murdering a Moose instead of just getting the fuck out of it's territory
You don't belong in the woods, mon-keigh.
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.45-70 out of a Marlin Guide Gun.
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>>29843104
>>29842969
Get .460 S&W Magnum instead. Almost as much power and you can shoot .45 LC and .454 Casull out of it.
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>>29845126
Moose should know its place.

Act shit get hit.
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>>29845218
Sure if you wanna ruin the gun
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>>29843229
>Moose has "MOOSE PRIDE" tattoo
>Kicks the living shit out of Brock Lesbian
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>>29845284
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>29843026
Nigga this isn't anime
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>>29843053
.50bmg or higher
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.223 would stop a charging moose most times.
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>>29842969
Nothing can stop a charging moose. You must defeat it in single combat and hope to befriend it.
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>>29842969
I actually carry one of these.
>Alaskan btw.
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>>29843053
ideal?

benelli m2 loaded w/ brenneke 3" black magic slugs

AR-10/G3/FAL

handgun?

glock 20/40
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>>29845126
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>>29847071

Well I would too if I was walking around burr country all the time.
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>>29843178
Have you ever hit a moose with a truck? They're large, dense animals, your truck will get totalled and you'll only lightly maim him, it's like ramming a grizzly.
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>>29843221
10mm Magnum +P+, with a solid copper bullet, that might be able to lungshot a moose so he eventually drops.
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>>29847125
I'll take a bear anyday because a grizzly will not end up going through your windshield. A moose will, which would likely kill you.
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>>29845284
Are you retarded?
It's fucking designed for it, moreover, it's a Super Magnum, there's not much a pansy little Long Colt can do to it.

>>29847155
True, actually, they're actually rather meaty, bears have a lot of fat to absorb impact, there's a reason I used the word "totaled", because it's a miracle if the car isn't totally wrecked, and it'll be amazing if you don't get seriously injured.
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>>29847125

>They're large, dense animals, your truck will get totalled and you'll only lightly maim him, it's like ramming a grizzly.
If you ram a bear/moose with a truck at sufficient speed to total the truck, the animal is fucked as well.
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>>29842969
a .22 lr will stop it, tumble factor man.
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>>29847217
Have you hit moose with your truck?
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>>29847071
not carrying a mares leg in 45-70
>?
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>>29842969
define "stop"
Inertia, like gravity, is a bitch. Even with a shot that stops its brain function immediately, if it's a large-size moose and it's up to a yard or two away from you it's still going to hit you. Can you draw, ready, aim, and fire this behemoth before a moose gets that close? Can you do it in a dark forest?
The best course is to just stay the fuck away from moose, and avoid making them mad if you end up near them.
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>>29845126
>.40 Slow&Weak enough to kill a moose in 3-5 shots
>People still argue it's the worst round
I laugh every time this or the webm of this is posted.
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>>29847071

4inch or re-loadable flash-bang concussion grenade 2inch?
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>>29847902

>re-loadable flash-bang concussion grenade 2inch
>mfw limited run
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>>29843026
At a velocity of roughly 500m/s you would have about 0.2 seconds to react.
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