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>>29813841
>>29813841
>>29813849
Seagle has a tactical trigger on his foregrip, his gun only chambers a round when he switches hands.
>>29814387
This fucking video gets me every time
>>29814424
I read that he died
>>29814387
why doesn't he just hunt using a rock if that's what he's going to do
>>29814387
Fucking lost
comrade
>>29814561
>>29814572
>>29814578
>>29814589
fugg :DDDD
>>29814387
holy fuck
>>29814533
Because you have to cripple it at range first before you can get up close for the fatality combo. I dont think you could pull off step 1 with just a rock
>>29814589
I don't get it
>>29814448
>>29814549
>>29814650
poor chicken never saw it comming
>>29814701
i posted the wrong clip :(
>>29814589
the goddess of /gif/
I've told this story before, but here we go again.
>Be teaching a friend about funs, take him shooting a few times, he really gets the hang of it.
>He moves out of his parent's house finally
>decides he wants a gun
>Asks me to go shopping around
>He's really into shotguns, old timey looking ones are his favorite
>Talk him into just getting a Mossberg for his first gun.
>"Ok As long as it's a wood one"
>O-ok dude.
>Buy him a used but still nice Mossy
>take him shooting again so he can use it
>he loves it, is a pretty good Scatter Gatter
>couple days go by
>be the weekend, decide to see if he wants to hang out
>"Yeah come over dude!"
>Go drive to his apartment.
>have a few beers, play some vidya
>thought of his shotgun never crosses my mind.
>Drink tons of beer, eat a lot of spicy chicken wings, beer shits in 3...2...
>Go to his bathroom.
>Unleash the fires of Mt. Doom into his toilet.
>No toilet paper.
>Reach into the cabinet above the toilet where his TP usually is.
>Reach up without looking, no toilet paper, just feel a big cardboard box
>"The fuck?"
>Look up above me
>3 huge boxes taking up the 3 shelves of his bathroom cabinet
>See label on one
>"Winchester 12GA 50Ct."
>He had literally filled his bathroom cabinets with ammo.
>Under the sink, enough room left for toilet paper, cleaning stuff, and another large box
>Get the TP, start wiping.
>For some odd reason I feel an urge to look behind his shower curtain.
>Do so
>He is using his in shower towel rack as a gun rack.
>I start cackling. Uncontrollable laughter.
>finish pooping
>Wipe
>walk out of his bathroom and ask him what is up with all his ammo and gun being in the bathroom.
>Without missing a beat he looks up from his game, letting his character die.
>looks me dead in the eye
>"If someone breaks in here, they ain't catching me while i'm at my most vulnerable."
>To super drunk me, this made sense.
>We continued the night as usual
>>29814738
yes. i downloaded that 7gb upload for some reason
>>29814572
I don't get it
>>29814758
>>29814589
is she that amazon.com model grill?
>>29814611
bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do when dey come for you
>>29814761
>>29814774
some swimsuit site
>>29813841
>>29814838
>>29814774
swimoutlet and some other page that sells swimsuits. /gif/ is in love with her and I think they tries to run down her on line social media presence but failed.
>>29814572
>NovoRussia
>Russia
>White
>>29814878
>eat it you fat pig!
>this is my fetish
>>29814908
>implying
>>29814758
>for some reason
ok anon
>>29814919
would you force feed her tikka masala?
>>29814939
i admit it, it was because of my benis
>>29814954
I'd force feed her some tube steak smothered in underwear
>>29814739
You talk like that's a bad idea.
>>29814878
I...I've never had brussel sprouts. Are they really that nasty?
>>29815095
No.
>>29814983
let her have that creamy filling
>>29815095
yes
>>29815095
They're like miniature cabbage. Can smell funny when cooked, but nonetheless bretty gud
>>29814611
literally tried to murder him. could have easily crushed him between the stone wall and the car.
what a piece of shit.
>>29815158
Underage detected.
>>29815095
if made right with some butter and salt, they are good. but they can be a bit soft when cooked. I like them
>>29815095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jD5qBnsVew
>>29814424
Jesus fuck man.
>>29814486
Getting shot will do that for you.
>>29815095
Roast the bastards with some salt, onions, and bacon chunks. They're a top-deck side dish.
>>29814732
>clip
>>29814611
damn the new GTA is looking sick
>>29815394
Your mother is a top-deck side dish.
>>29815394
I like pan roasting them with just kosher salt then throwing some balsamic reduction on em.
>>29814954
FUGG HER THIGHS ARE MAKING ME DIE
>>29815095
It's actually genetically determined if they're nasty or not. There's a substance in them that tastes extremely bitter, but only some people can taste it due to said genetics.
>>29815496
That is also a fine way to do things.
Balsamic reductions go great on most green shit.
Roasted makes them a little soft, some people don't like that, though it's okay by me. Blanching leaves them distinctly more crisp, and then you can dress them up however you wish, for those texture freaks.
>>29815221
That guy was walking around with a mini14 shooting at people.
FUK AYUU HELICOPTER-SAN
>>29813841
Requesting the green text about Russian navy failing tremendously in some early 20th century war (Russo-Japanese war I think)
would conceal carry protect you against this?
>>29815740
what the dick
>>29815740
story?
>>29815740
No, CCing won't protect you from bullshit third wave feminist performance art
>>29815740
Nah, those thighs are thin as fuck, what is she, 110lbs? Grab her leg, lift up so pressure isnt on your nuts and drag her ass to the ground.
>>29814870
what am i looking at? what the fuck happened? did he form an emotional band with that particular bullet or what!?
>>29815829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkt1vAX0MRM
>>29815784
San Francisco. Need I say more?
>>29815760
>>29815816
It's some fucking skit done for some bullshit cause I'm sure. Don't know what the point was, though, unless it's one of "social experiments" showing that no one will stop a woman from beating up a man in public.
>>29815873
What a time to be alive.
>north korea trying to put a rocket in space
![[sweating intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D0XoXYK.jpg "[sweating intensifies].jpg")
>>29815740
if you conceal your big dick to choke her with then maybe.
>>29815858
good heavens! pls tell me it's scripted.
would conceal carry protect you in this scenario? you can never predict when this could happen
>>29815923
>a human bean
>>29815923
that is the most ghetto thing i have seen all day
is your vehicle /k/ certified? could it protect you from this?
>>29814387
>that filename
>>29815883
>>29815965
>El Camino
I don't even have to stop to pick up the body, it just lands in the bed.
>>29815965
is that a Ford Explorer?
>>29813841
>>29813849
Jesus, where'd they find a XXXXL plate carrier to fit that hog?
A clip from the actual movie. Why does it look like a speed up on a kids show?
https://youtu.be/RUjPz7BKjlM
>>29815740
>rips her own shirt off to flash him and everyone around them
What?
>>29815866
sadly no.
>>29815991
>Kamarl
>>29815991
>GMC logo clearly visible
Apply yourself
Looks like whatever GMC calls the Tahoe.
>>29815991
It's a GMC something.
>>29814611
LEROOOOOY JENKIIIIIIINS
>>29814561
He's cross dominant. Right handed, but left eye dominant.
Terrible way of sorting it out though lol
>>29816061
'minin that determination tho
>>29815912
>reality show
>is it scripted
>>29815965
can't tell in Mexico or some arab infested shit hole
>>29815740
>thisismyfetish
>>29815967
well, when they won't even give a pilot enough gas to fly to south korea, I guess this is the best they can do. wonder if they even have any flight sims?
>>29816019
No it's a Chevy suburban.
Someone. Someone post the thing. You know the one.
>>29814758
Where do I find this 7gb upload?
It's for... uh, science
>>29816085
>>29816149
ask /gif/?
>>29816149
>>29816169
those abs, god I feel so fat
>>29814732
>did that all in one sitting
holy shit what a madman
>>29815923
'Murrica.
>>29815983
El Camino bro here.
Mah fuggin niggab
>>29815559
Like cilantro or the homeless
>>29814561
You got me, fuck.
I was doing so well.
>>29816169
Pls moar
>>29816123
It looks like the wheel well extends into the door, which would suggest a Tahoe
Either way it's a full size Chevy SUV.
>>29813841
>>29813849
Damn, Seagal looks like he's about to snatch every motherfucker birthday.
>>29814424
>>29814486
Why didn't the camera man say anything? Not that he has any responsibility to at all, but you would have to be a grand ass hat to think that was cute and funny.
>>29814878
>filename
Fucking lost
>>29816106
Arabs know how to build road blocks
>>29816264
mfw gravity keeps the little guy down
>>29815394
We pan fry them with bacon and onion in bacon grease at my house.
>>29816728
Dat ass
>>29816728
>tanlines on her ass
>>29816860
should have seen some of the real narrow suits she wore, REALLY showed off the tan line on dat ass
would ccw protect you in this?
>>29816895
Don't tell me, just them or link them.
>>29815740
>Tags: Femdom
>>29816913
Only one way to find out
I bet her clit is the size of my pinky
>>29816728
MODEL MEASUREMENTS
Height 5' 11''
Chest 32A
Waist 26''
Hips 39''
Inseam 31''
>5'11" oh god yes
>>29815095
Bretty okay when steamed.
Deep fried with some dip, though? You're on a whole new level of deliciousness.
>>29815965
sauce
>>29815965
>Oh shit, I can't believe a 4,000lb piece of steel moving 60mph would do that
Goddamned retards
>>29815965
I'm glad for the driver that they didn't even roll up on the hood and fuck up the windshield
>>29815095
As long as they aren't mushy
>>29813841
Best joke of the thread incoming. I laugh about this one everyday.
>>29813841
What the hell is this crap
This isnt a actual movie right? It looks like a parody someone made on youtube
Gobble gobble filename gobble gobble
>>29816860
>>29816895
>>29816914
i got you fa mi ly
>>29817350
>>29817367
>>29817300
lost
>>29817408
>>29817367
>>29817350
you're a saint
>>29817443
in case anyone was wondering who this boner condoner is. see:filename
>>29816949
>5'11"
Fucking dropped, gross.
>>29816949
>Height 5' 11''
Good for her not letting her advanced dwarfism get in the way of her life.
>>29817469
>>29817505
The fuck you faggots on about?
>>29817469
Manlet detected.
>>29817464
> Stein
D R O P P E D
R
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P
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>>29817469
>Not banging the tall ones
>>29817532
Full blown Manlet here at 5'8" I've never been in a serious relationship with a woman shorter than me. LAst girl I saw for almost 18 months was 5'10"
>>29817532
In my experience, manlets seem to like tall women more. But no, I'm 6'.
If someone was a 8/10+ and tall I'd bang them, but the golden ratio of .9 height stands. 5'11" is not preferable.
>>29815726
wut
>>29817557
5'5 manlet here, dated a 6'4 chick
Theres something fun about taming the big bitches that I can't quite explain
>>29817548
>>29817557
Fuck! I went the whole thread without loosing until you fuck head.
>>29817543
>German name
>dropping an Aryan qt
Can't tell if retarded reactionary or boko haram
>>29817600
It's like being a big game hunter, basically.
>>29817576
Japan
>>29817618
apologies in advance if this is korean
>>29817611
an angry big bitch is certainly a challenge I can easily confirm.
Ever get the chance try to get with one thats more legs than anything, its like trying to mouthfuck a kraken
>>29817663
Upside down TSgt stripes?
>>29817682
i didn't say it made sense
>>29815991
Damn trench war got fucked up.
>>29817663
Why are Korean women so much less rhythmically challenged than Japanese women?
>inquiring minds want to know
>>29817300
Is that a motherfucking pens jersey? Deserves it.
>>29815923
>>29817699
not to say it isn't impossible but usually when the child looks THAT much different from you something is almost always up.
>>29817740
thanks for that tard-wrangling gif
>>29817749
>I was a little dark as a child too honey, must just be a tan they picked up at the beach!
>>29817749
Kid has the revitiligo. It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got.
>>29817740
>the mormon missionaries walking by
>>29817740
>falling double windmill
The secret of which was passed down in his family for generations
>>29817762
its not real tard wrangling, they were putting on a show to scare off the mormons you see walk past in the background.
>>29814561
Taking the "AK cheek slap" to a whole new level
>>29814758
I NEEDDDDDD it.... link plox....
>>29814878
>fork the size of a garden shovel
no wonder they are so fuckin fat....
>>29816226
You're not cooking your homeless right. Are you tenderising them first?
>>29815991
Holy shit, nigger, that image.
>>29815095
I used to eat them all the fuckin time when I was staying poland. Just boil em a bit and eat them like that. They have a semi-bitter aftertaste but you can just add some salt or other spices.
>>29814878
I HATE siding with the fatty, but I have had the same reaction to this
Also broccoli
>>29815858
>"5.56mm, capable of taking down the enemy with one shot"
>all those loud explosions when he does literally anything
>>29817877
was a huge thread on /gif/ a month or so ago with the link, bud
>>29815740
My literal fucking dick
Also she is so small if I wasn't absolutely turned on by this I would grab her by the leg and SOLONGGAYBOWSER her for 2 rotations and send her skidding
>>29817832
>>29817928
>SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>>29815965
what the fuck are they trying to accomplish with this
>>29817974
>>29817944
quality kek posting
anyone into wetsuits?
>>29817994
>>29814424
Story?
How are people this irresponsible?
>>29817989
Annoy people and cause reparable property damage.
Basically the kufta-nigger equivalent of egging a house.
>>29817663
I'm gonna need a sauce on that
>>29817989
They were probably hoping they'd stop and they were going to rob them is my guess
>>29818021
sry i ain't got none
>>29815740
Why would I need to cc during foreplay?
>>29815559
>genetics determine how you taste food
wut??? Is that why all thai food taste like shit, besides chkn pad thai no bean sprouts and nuts?
>>29815719
he had a shotgun and was killing all the crows. stop with the disinfo, no one was injured, except him when piggy decided he was CCing a dozen krispykreme donuts
>>29815866
I thought it was in south/central america?
>>29815993
looks like they said fuck it and used spandex straps
>>29816288
>Arabs
>not in it for the shits and giggles
Go watch the Jaguar video. Fuck habibs.
>>29816742
how do her knees not buckle???
>>29817557
>golden ratio of .9 height stands.
nigger wut?? Are you recommending me to date a chick that is almost a whole headheight lower than me?
>>29817665
dont forget your booster seat.
>>29817725
those women practice 10 hours a day....
>>29817762
>see this
>wonder how a woman somehow graduated ranger school last week
>>29817918
Well do you have a time machine then??? Or does your Ctrl+H not work?
>>29818122
Yeah like only a certain percentage of people can smell arsenic
>>29818136
>implying i don't delete my history every day so my wife doesn't find out i jerk it to traps
>>29818122
>those women practice 10 hours a day....
So do they J-Pop idols and my God...I have seen Grand Mal seizures that were objectively superior rhythmically
>>29818090
>I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man, he made a good decision.
The dude may be a clown; but that's pretty funny.
>>29818189
DELET THIS
>>29815433
under rated toast
>>29815923
The filename killed me
>>29815726
To be fair, the expected ballistic properties of a bow and arrow go out the window when said bow and arrow are literally made of 100% spooky demon shit
>>29818204
Trump exists to bully other celebs on twitter
>>29818158
>that thigh gap
>>29815740
100% staged
>>29818209
No
>>29818234
>>29818090
>>29818090
>why her former husband left her for a man
>good decision
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ELECT THIS MAN N O W
WITH BANTZ OF STEEL LIKE THESE HE CAN BULLY ANY COUNTRY INTO SUBMISSION
HOLY SHIT MY STOMACH LEGITIMATELY HURTS FROM LAUGHING THIS MUCH
>>29818090
Holy shit, can you imagine the mad bantz this guy is gonna dish out at the UN?
>>29817994
>anyone into wetsuits?
I am now
>>29818301
okie
>>29818319
Best one yet desu
>>29818326
not a wetsuit but...
>>29818234
>>29818257
Long may he reign.
>>29818257
>>29818257
It really is pretty damned amusing, incredibly juvenile; but amusing.
>>29818334
>>29818319
Surely there be a few with a toe of the camel present.
>>29817814
Every day my skins gets a little darker
more rage than funny t b h
>>29815965
>diesel f350
Put that shit in 5th gear and shoot some diesel smoke right in their goddamn faces
>>29818356
bit at the beginning
>>29818326
only those truly into wetsuits can get off to this one...
level 99
>>29818379
>>29818334
>>29818319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8
>>29818283
>*Trump finishes ripping into the Chinese ambassador*
>... AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON !GERMANY!
>*this sound effect plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNJ1B_2b17s*
>*Merkel gets that deer in the headlight look on her face, starts immediately, visibly sweating*
>>29818146
>a certain percentage
that could be said about literally any demographic
>>29818434
germany btfo
>>29818453
The point was that such things can be determined by genetics
>>29818012
Arabs
>>29814763
It's a Michael Jackson music video.
It's /pol/, you are not suppose to.
>>29818463
Could you imagine if Obama did that to our flag at any time during his presidency?
>>29814763
The 3% of Asians represent Australia
The 5% of Asians represent Canada
The 4% of Indians represent the UK
etc.
It's not like these countries are 90%+ white or anything.
>>29814424
Little bitch couldn't even handle the recoil
>>29818496
Impeachement, automatic fucking call for him to leave office
>>29814954
M A X I M U M
E R E C T I O N
>>29818233
It doesn't even matter if the bows CAN take down a gunship. They are literally the bane of all ground forces. Archers should die before they even get in range.
>>29814954
fug fug fug fug fug
ultimate fetish
>>29818090
Got em!
>>29814424
Kids killing it.
>>29817327
holy fuck that is brutal
>>29818674
I know
That chicken on the left doesn't give a fuck
>>29818526
So that's where the line would be drawn?
>not Benghazi
>not fast and furious
>not the failed stimulus plan or obamacare
>not covering up the IRS strategically discriminating against conservative organizations
>not giving classified documents to Hollywood to make a movie glorifying him for "killing Bin Laden"
>a movie which it's trailer debuted the night of the election even though the movie wasn't meant to be released until the next year
>>29818690
>chicken
>>29814868
best one so far
