Barrel

>>29807325
Kill myself

>>29807325
Saw it off, and get into hi-jinks while driving around in my Ford Falcon

>>29807325
Shoot OP 3 times, rape dead body, kill self

>>29807325
Breed them to get more shells

>>29807349
Why can't we just have plain old sex

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Use my four shells killing murderous ofay. Then I pop the primer out of said shells with a blunted nail. Pry the anvil out of the primer. Find a box of strike anywhere matches. Cut the white striking heads off. Grind them up and pack the primer tightly, replace anvil and re-insert into shell. Then I crush the matchheads and load the shells with them. Use whatever is handy for wadding, then load each shell with busted glass, rocks, nails or whatever is handy. Then I'm ready to kill more ofay.

And that is why 12 gauge is best for shtf.

>>29807325

type IDKFA

>>29807325
Find OP
Kill OP

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If its like a mad max apocalypse, I get in my car and get in a lengthy road battle and fire all 4 shells at the guys who get beside me

>>29807911
Agreed.

>>29807325
Shoot myself for being fucking stupid and only preparing 4 shells.

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>>29807911
>not using a blunderbuss