>paying the government to let you keep a metal penis in your pants

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2016-05-01 04:14:59 Post No. 29796536
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:14:59 Post No. 29796536 [Report]

>paying the government to let you keep a metal penis in your pants

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:15:38 Post No.29796540
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:15:38 Post No.29796540 [Report]

>>29796536
>implying my penis isn't made of space-age polymers

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:19:02 Post No.29796567
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>>29796540
>implying your penis isn't under the government allotted 3.5 inches

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:22:26 Post No.29796594
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>have to pay $112 in fees just to get my permit

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Phil Ossiferz Stone (ID: !!esSirF6LRYN) 2016-05-01 04:24:52 Post No.29796610
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>>29796567
Jesus Christ I can't stop laughing. What's the sauce on that?

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:26:35 Post No.29796628
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:26:35 Post No.29796628 [Report]

>>29796610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib2Vl7JEjfc

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:26:54 Post No.29796633
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:26:54 Post No.29796633 [Report]

>>29796610
https://youtu.be/Ib2Vl7JEjfc

It's a classic weird al

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:29:15 Post No.29796647
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>>29796610
jesus fucking christ

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:30:30 Post No.29796657
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>>29796610
Probably pasta sauce.

It is a ladle, after all.

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:47:43 Post No.29796807
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:47:43 Post No.29796807 [Report]

>>29796536
>Implying I keep my metal penis in my pants, and not my ass.

Wanna know how I can tell you're from reddit?

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:55:59 Post No.29796872
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:55:59 Post No.29796872 [Report]

>>29796536
>implying I don't keep my metal penis in a leather vagina in my pants

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:58:23 Post No.29796886
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:58:23 Post No.29796886 [Report]

>>29796536
My penis won't protect me if someone breaks into my house

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shaggy 2016-05-01 05:11:24 Post No.29796991
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shaggy 2016-05-01 05:11:24 Post No.29796991 [Report]

>>29796657

>CARLOS