Why Aren't you Russian /k/?
https://youtu.be/OlQ6KqTlyfk
>>29589787
Because I value my life
>>29589787
Because
-I.Q. above 90
-Actually white
-Not an alcoholic
-Not predisposed to depression and suicide
-No victim complex
I'm sure there are more, but you get the idea.
>>29589840
Yes we are white bitch
Everything else on list is fairly correct though
>>29589887
>Yes we are white bitch
Shut it, snow nigger.
>>29589787
Stay zesty, pupper.
Can't wait till 2017, we'll have more Russians posting here.
Because I'd rather not live in a place with gun laws almost as draconian as the UK's. Also don't want to deal with corruption.
a shit "country"
a shit "people"
a shit everything
>>29589787
Because I'm a gook ;~;
>>29591217
Me too
But Asians are honorary whites and that's better than being Russian
>>29589840
Hmm, everything here is true of me except the IQ part.
Oh, wait, and the victim bit.
But not "actually" white, am alcoholic, and predisposed to depression. Cheeki Breeki I guess?
>>29589787
Because i'm to busy being part of the Mediterranean master-race.
>>29589840
>American
>I.Q. above 90
k
>>29589787
Because I'm Polish, so I'm alredy fucked up, kurwa.
>tfw still, a better country to live
>tfw first world country
>tfw wódka
But, I must confess, some of my ancestors came to (then) mighty Polan in 1600's... they were Ruskies.
>tfw blue blood
>tfw Tolstoy mentioned my family name
>>29589887
Inbreeding makes sure of that
>>29589787
>wanting to be a beetnigger
>>29589787
>wanting to be russian
lol
I'm gay and brown
>>29589787
Russians are the niggers of the white race
>>29589787
Because my grandfather fought hard enough.
>>29591861
does macedonia count ?
Because my ancestors had enough sense not to venture into the shithole that is eastern Europe
>>29591239
Only the japs and worst koreans
