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Hey who here has been or still is inna army/military services?
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Hey who here has been or still is inna army/military services? Im just wondering how hard itd be for me to join with Marfan Syndrome.
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Go to your local recruit office they're tell you if your retarded or not it's pretty basic shit man
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>>29589248
What if i wanna enlist but cant? Should i join the french foreign legion?
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>>29589167
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
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>>29589514

If your army doesn't want you, they won't either.
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>>29589514
No, you should not join the French Foreign Legion. Under any circumstances.

Army regulation 40-501 covers a lot of things that would exclude you, but it never mentions Marfan syndrome by name. Chapter 2, Physical Standards for Enlistment, Appointment, and Induction, is the one most pertinent to your situation.

Basically, the jist of what that says is that if you have anything that will interfere with your ability to perform military duties, as assessed by a doctor, you will probably not get in. If you have some sort of heart problems or whatever Marfan syndrome does, you will not get in. If you are just freakishly tall but otherwise totally capable, you will almost definitely not have a problem.
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>>29589695
why no join the frenchiez?
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Recruiter/ former 11 b here. Listen when it comes to med shit, you make your own history. Aka unless you have a medical issue with a dead give away, fucking hide that shit!! Literally the dumbest stuff will DQ you ( they are on a trend at my Meps for denying people with too much ear wax or for having questionably large tits... I shit you not ) if you have no learning issues and nothing is life threatening... Does it really have to be said? Just saying...
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>>29589738
Because you would be a disposable soldier for a country that doesn't care about you, doesn't treat it's military well, and doesn't have a future. France is going to shit.

Aside from all that, you wouldn't get in there either.

And yeah, like that recruiter said, let them look at you and make their own judgement. Not saying you should lie, but don't tell them shit that isn't a problem.
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>>29589738
>killing french in devotion to the Grand Muslim Caliphate D'France
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>>29589743
im just gunna give her a shot. see what comes of it.
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>>29589830
Could i get fucked legally if they ever got the drop on me for lying?
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>>29589743
Questionably large tits? So what you're saying is big boob June should wear a really good sports bra to hide those?
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>>29589167
>Marfan Syndrome

lol dude ur gonna die just like the guy who wrote rent
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>>29590041
well with advances in modern science and my high income level its not unlikely for me to live to 150 or 200.
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>>29590056

actually that is the definition of unlikely but i like your attitude
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>>29589738
why no get raped in the ass by slavs and die in Africa?
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>>29590056
You very well may...
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>>29590004
Yes but 100% of recruits lie abd virtually none get caught. Also "i didn't know I had it doc"
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>>29589514
> Marfan Syndrome
>french foreign legion
you will fucking die in the first week of the farm training
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>>29590122
hell yeah man wheres your recruitment office bingo you prolly get paid of commission.
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>>29590135
nigga dey have looser health requirements than the US
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>>29590004
Yeah, that would be fraudulent enlistment. The punishment: 1 million years gulag.
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>>29590170
ppsssshhh ill take those odds any day.
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>>29589627
hey downt sey dat!...
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>>29590156
yeah, maybe he can pass the test, then he will die pointless due to body failure in the training
if he really has that marfan shit, his aorta will get weak easily
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>>29590220
if were lucky
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>>29590145
That sentence is like the embodiment of how my recruiter speaks
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>>29589830
>Because you would be a disposable soldier for a country that doesn't care about you, doesn't treat it's military well, and doesn't have a future. France is going to shit.

This is a sterling example why you shouldn't take advice from this place and only use it to guide your later decision. This is all factually incorrect.
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>>29590270
youve caught me at the beginning of my journey. Ive also been told skinwalkers exist.
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>>29590270
>>29589830
<<Join the legions, see the world, travel to foreign parts, meet interesting and exotic people, and disembowel them.>>
:^)
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>>29590327
biggest reason id wanna join is basically getting paid to do cool shit and go to cool places.
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>>29590291
Yeah, skinwalkers definitely don't exist. I promise. Don't worry about any skinwalkers. They don't exist, but you should think about them often.
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>>29590550
PERIMETER BREACH
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I had to google what Marfan Syndrome is, OP.
Off of what I found, it would probably be pretty hard, or the recruiters you speak with will probably deny you the ability to.
Sorry, but that is the truth.
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>>29589743


Marfan sindrome gives you a very particular facies, other than a lot of other signs eg: long limbs, low fat.

If the doctors aren't shit, they will discover right away.

t. med student.
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>>29590338
>biggest reason id wanna join is basically getting paid to do cool shit and go to cool places.

First of all, the military doesn't do that. You'd get paid to do menial shit and go shit places.

Second of all, I'm a taxpayer. Why would I want to pay your decrepit ass to do a substandard job and cost me a fuckton of maintenance costs once your condition catches up with you?

I mean, sure, okay. The military thrives on idiots who think that what they're doing is "cool", and "radical", and "badass". So if you are one of those easily fooled idiots, I would normally be happy to pay you barely a living wage to do a shit job.

But you're unhealthy, and that's just not what I need in a good soldier. Young, dumb, and full of degenerative disease? That's not what I'm looking for in a grunt. Better luck in the next life, chump.
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>>29589167

>Marfan Syndrome
>French Foreign Legion
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>being you and surviving that shit

jesus fucking christ, if you have a death wish just throw your ass into oncoming traffic.

In all seriousness though, I hear the Legion is super picky about who they let in. Most of the guys who go in don't make it, and those guys have no major issues with their bodies.

Just talk to a recruiter and see how it goes
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