Some ex USMC dude says I might end up shot for wearing the usmc dress pants to the club for free drinks (Ive never served). The only gun I own is a Glock 17, what's the best way to handle this?
>>29586326
>what's the best way to handle this?
Don't wear pants. At all.
>>29586326
that depends, did you take his spot in the applebees parking lot?
>>29586326
fall on your glock when it goes off in the bar and earn the medal of honor for saving everyone inside from the shrapnel
>>29586326
Probably stop impersonating a marine before one kicks your teeth in at Applebee's
>>29586326
Have you considered joining the Marine Corps?
>>29586326
>wearing USMC pants
>is not in USMC
>is in public setting
autist confirmed.
>>29586414
this
stop being a faggot you fucking faggot
>>29586326
The best way to handle that is to stick the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
>>29586326
>what's the best way to handle this?
Don't wear the fucking pants.
>>29586414
>Probably stop impersonating a marine before one kicks your teeth in
Lmfao! I've served with Marines and nkt a single one could walk more than 5 miles without getting out of breath and having to stop because the "feet hurt". Absolute pussies and I mean it.
>>29586326
>>29586326
Think about the average girl who is attracted to .mil or .gov and ask 'do i want this?'
you might think you do... but you don't
>>29586650
Someone's mad they couldn't make the cut
>>29586326
>what's the best way to handle this?
Jump into oncoming traffic faglord
Anyone else think it's off how a lot of anons bash .mil for being welfare thieves...then turn around and essentially defend them in cases like stolen valor we have as the OP?
Also, l lolcaptcha
DID SOMEONE MENTION APPLEBEES? !?!?
>>29586650
And yet you want to impersonate one? What kind of beta tier faggot are you?
>>29586998
this
>>29586326
You dont get free drinks for wearing marine corps blue pants, tell him to stop picking on retards its not my fault it's my parents.
>>29586326
>>29586326
never realised that the officer jacket doesn't have red piping... strange
none of them are going to do shit except whine and have a big mouth. stolen valor is funny as fuck because people care so much
>>29586755
different anons dumbass
the whole "welfare queens" thing here perpetrated by fat bodies who couldn't make the cut or edgy fags who are jealous
>>29586650
your probably just some pissy poolee that got denied in the end. and your probably some bullshit civilian that got fucking hired and now thinks he knows everything. fuck you.
If I saw you wearing dress blue pants I'd chuckle. No one cares. No one's giving you free drinks. Cool thread
>>29588401
yup apart from the corframs, and the gloves there are no shared parts between the Enlisted and Officer blues. the pants aren't even the same as the blood stripe is slightly differently sized.
>>29588790
maybe you should try wearing full uniform in front of a bunch of marines
post pics of your hospital bills when you get back
>>29590997
this
anyone with half a brain should know OP isnt a marine and this thread is mega bait
>>29586326
go away, this is a faggot-free board
Why do people make these threads
>>29591067
i agree it is a shit thread but k is full of autistic faggots you faggot
>>29586326
Don't fucking do it, you godamn moron.
