>dad you were alive during the war on terror right?
>did you really not have laser weapons back then?
>is that why you couldn't get rid of the terror?
>is that why i still have nightmares?
>>29554547
what
>>29554547
And the award for the worst thread of 2016 goes to...
>>29554659
It's just a redditor. Move on.
>>29554682
>>29554686
sorry it's not another thread on
>you're open-carrying on our date to applebees?
>letaytayface.jpg
>>29554704
those are shit too. these are ass-tier hypothetical threads.
>>29554547
>dad
>implying I'll ever be able to pass my operational skills onto another generation
>implying I won't die alone
I came here to post chinese cartoons and circlejerk in the gear queer threads. Fuck you for making me feel.
>>29554547
Who the fuck are you?
Another honeypot sent by the GoogleSec spooks?
Get the hell away from me.
>>29554547
>someone saved those pics of that anon from /diy/'s kid
nigga
>>29554547
The fuck are you? Where the fuck am I?
WHOSE BLOOD IS THIS
>>29554959
I second this post because I really doubt I will ver have children
>>29554547
No my wife's son, it was because there were too many guns around.
>>29554547
Why do you have this saved haha
>Implying I would contribute to overpopulation and taint the gene pool any further.
>>29558904
>>29555109
>>29554959
Glad I'm not the only /k/ommando going for a darwinism award, no the trick is to avoid accidentally get someone pregnant and to hope they're pro abortion.
>>29556252
the questions that matter.
>>29554547
>tfw you will never take your daughter to mandatory mech/tank driving mind flashing classes to prepare her for the eternal bloody war with the Gortholians.
>>29554547
I'm not your dad, why are you holding my hand and who are you?
>>29554547
>ywn have a daughter genuinely interested in hearing your Afghanistan and Iraq stories
>she will never grow up to join the special forces
>she will never liberate Vienna from the ISIS Empire
>Your family will never be legendary for producing the Valkyrie "Pull the broad sword on every Kebab Horde" of Vienna
