Why does the Death use a scythe?
It isn't a very efficient weapon.
>>29530068
Because he reaps souls, like wheat. You know, the thing you use a scythe for.
>>29530076
That was a short thread.
>>29530068
Death is rarely about efficiency. Sometimes he takes 80-100 years to get a harvest.
>>29530068
grim reaper....
>>29530068
>It isn't a very efficient weapon.
I'm sure it's better than a sword though, that range is incredible.
>>29530068
Isn't it past your bedtime?
>>29530068
Because it's symbolical.
>>29530068
Because he likes to keep it next to where his heart used to be.
>>29530097
>80-100 years
Not in iraq anymore thank to the american pigs
they get lucky if they get over 12 years
I hope you enjoy ridding your car with blood fuel you pig american scum
also you ride black monkey cock
>>29530068
Some folks call it a sling blade
Because while it only rolls a crit on a natural 20 and has the lowest damage of all the two handed weapons, the x4 critical is insane. He probably has keen enchantment on there and took improved critical as a feat to augment his DPS.
>>29530277
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my juicy hamburger.
>>29530277
Butt hurt haji detected
>>29530320
I liked where you were going, but you fell apart at DPS.
OP, Death isn't fighting any battle. He has no need to be combat efficient; he just reaps your soul when you die.
>>29530560
Fuck. DPR. I was really thinking of neverwinter nights 2 because my sister is playing a scythe-wielding fighter-wizard-eldritchknight-palemaster build.
>>29530076
First answer best answer
>>29530277
Goddamnit, they're giving refugees free internet too?
Because the Romans had already called dibs on the nailgun
>>29530320
Improved critical doesn't stack with the keen enchantment dumbass.
Although you CAN stack it with the Stalkers expanded critical class feature. Assuming he is pathfinder instead of 3.5
>>29530068
>>29530068
This figures comes from the celtic "Ankou" from french britanny. He is related to the celtic god sucellos, the irish ones Ollathair, or Dagda, who are forces of life and death, giving or taking lives with their weapons, mallet or mace. The Ankou is a pan-brittanic figure for this function. Caleled Anghau in british whales or Ankow in english Cornwalls.
Later, his function was reduced to death only.
He is not death himself but one of its servants. His role is to gather the souls of those recently dead in his cart.
His scythe, however, is of a particular kind : the edge isn't in the interior but on the exterior of the blade. He doesn't brings the scythe back to him like a grain reaper would, but throws it in front of him.
This figure survived christianisation and kept being a part of local mythology for centuries while being accepted by the local christians. He can be found on some churches in french Britanny for example.
It is said every last person to die each year, in a specific catholic parish, becomes the Ankou for that year in that specific parish. So there are lots of potential Ankou. In fact, everyone could become the Ankou.
The Ankou is a tall, very thin old man with long white hairs and a curved back. He has no eyes, only two dark orbits.
Pic related is an Ankou on a catholic chuch in french Britanny.
>>29530277
Mudslimes butt hurt over mudslimes stupidity.
Stay out of the west and we won't have to come over there and F your shit up more. Cause let's face it, you people ruined the M.E. We just set you to killing each other like you should.
>>29530277
>>29533098
>Although you CAN stack it with the Stalkers expanded critical class feature.
Seriously? I didn't know that. I guess I'm just out of date.
>>29530277
Sometimes when I'm filling my ford f150 up, I'll take in a deep breath, just to smell the sweet odor of pain and suffering that is just barely detectable yet still there. Then I will drive away, weirdly satisfied that my american truck is running on the blood and tears of a thousand dead hajis.
I thought I was in /tg/ for a second, got excited that there might be a good thread on this
>>29530299
It's a Kaiser blade, you French fried tater.
>>29530325
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>>29534368
>actually replying
>>29533098
It does in nwn2, which is what I was thinking of
>>29530277
Look at the child fucker who married his goat.
Fuck off back to the hills have eyes Muslim.
>>29534973
>I was merely pretending to be assmad
>>29530299
Ummmhmmmm
I want to marry death!
>>29537462
Chill Vicente Fernandez