Well, it finally happened. I had an ND the other day. I recently moved to little Nigeria and there are nogs everywhere, breaking into random houses and cars damn near every day. I thought I heard someone in my house and I decided to grab my 12 gauge and do a sweep, as I pass the bathroom the toilet begins to fill it's tank starting me. So I spun around and blasted the shitter with some 00 buckshot. There is my story of me being a dumbass, there wasn't even anyone in my house.
>>29529788
Joker here. No pic no proof, faggot.
>>29529788
that's what you get for not identifying your target
v. reckless
>>29529788
Your toilet just randomly fills its tank at night?
>>29529788
That's not a ND, that's just stupidity.
way to be a responsible gun owner, anon
>>29529788
too stupid to replace a toilet flap means you're too stupid to own guns.
>>29529840
somehow you out-shitposted op
well done, tripfag
>>29529788
>I spun around and blasted the shitter
Sounds like a pretty shitty situation, op
well I never thought I would see the day but damn op you really shouldn't own guns. Actually on second thought most of k shouldn't own guns
>>29529966
Isn't that the point of trip fags? To shitpost?
>>29529977
fuck off carlos
>>29530015
To shitpost so everyone knows how special they are for having a trip when literally anyone could do it
how's the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29531557
probably has to do with all the estrogen they are pumping into our food. its shutting down metabolisms and making bodies think they are pregnant.
Go look at women today. Almost none of the youth have a womanly figure. Not big tits and a fat ass. Im talkin about a figure that looks like Gauge and the jigglyness of Sasha Grey.
>>29529943
this
>>29529788
How about a pic OP so you can be part of le magical place mume
>>29529788
lel Oscar Pistorius
>>29532209
Actually it has to do with the fact that blacks and Hispanics consume a diet they are not genetically predisposed for. The African genetics and Native American genes of Hispanics were meant for long term fasting compared to Europeans. It's also why they suffer higher rates of heart disease and diabetes than whites, because they consume a white man's diet of sugar and fat.
>>29532322
It's because niggers are not humans. Speaking of negro hominids where is mcnigger haven't seen him in a while. Did he finally get busted for peddling crack?
